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eatingaburrito · 2 days
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m. guiu bf! head canons (requested)
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❀ he‘s crazy about you.
❀ his friends like to tease him about how obsessed he is with you but he doesn’t care. how could he not? in his eyes you’re the most beautiful girl he’s ever laid eyes on. outside and inside.
❀ he doesn’t want to spend his time with anyone that isn’t you.
❀ “marc! we’re gonna go out to eat with the team. you know, to celebrate tonight’s win.”
❀ “i’m okay, my girl is waiting for me.” he would say.
❀ you on the other hand like to also go out with your friends, since you never want to be that person, that does nothing with her friends anymore just because she’s dating someone.
❀ marc understands and waits in your bed for you, or calls hector out, since he’s always pissed marc completely neglects him when you’re around him.
❀ he just can’t help it. he’s head over heels for you. you got him charmed.
❀ you always send thirsty edits of him to him on tiktok.
❀ “fuck i look good.” he would say.
❀ but oh, can he be a part of the sassy man apocalypse. hitting you with comebacks you wouldn’t have even thought about. not even just that he would hit you with smart ass remarks. he was good with them. leaving you speechless sometimes.
❀ one thing about marc is he will spoil you. no matter how many times you tell him not to. that you do not need that prada bag on your pinterest board. it seems to be going in one ear and out of the other because he has almost bought you your whole pinterest wishlist.
❀ one of his most expensive gifts would be the catier bracelet that has his name engraved on it. you wear it every day to show everyone off but also feel close to him no matter where he is.
❀ you were so mad at him for buying it at first because of the price and how you don’t need all of that. that he’s enough. but he says he “wanted to” and shushes you.
❀ you’re his passenger princess.
❀ you have all of your lip products in his car. it almost looks like it’s your car.
❀ he always lets you put on your playlist since you think his music taste is shit.
❀ you influenced him though, because now he knows almost every song of your favourite artists and also listens to them while practice.
❀ he gets you your favourite flowers on every date you guys have. you could say it’s his love language to surprise you with flowers. even if the both of you just lay in your bed and watch a movie.
❀ when he’s coming to your house, he not only brings you flowers but also your mom and sweets for your siblings.
❀ another one of his love languages is physical touch. from only holding your waist in room full of people to kissing up your thighs as he goes down on you.
❀ he loves giving you head and tasting you. you think it gives him some sort of ego boost to please you.
❀ he also thinks it’s so hot when you wear his barca jersey while riding him. when you tried it for the first time it was just for fun wanting to try something new. you moaned “visca barca” in his ear, meaning for it to be funny. but he took it seriously and came three seconds after you said it. (😭)
❀ “please ma keep it on!” he would groan.
❀ can be such a whiny bitch sometimes when it comes to waiting to fuck you.
❀ it doesn’t help he would get hard at the most random moments.
❀ you lean into marc, your hand steading yourself on his leg to kiss him. your soft lips meet his for a few seconds then pull on his bottom lip teasingly.
❀ “let’s go in!” you pat his leg, leaning back in the seat as you wait for marc to open the door for you like he always does.
❀ “i-. uhm. can’t.” he coughs. you laugh loudly. “marc!! again?” you shake your head. “you’re pathetic!” you tease him laughing.
❀ you look down at the tent growing in his pants. “you’re not helping!” he groans his head falling back.
❀ “you want me to help you?” you poke his chest, winking. he sighs looking out. people won’t see us due to his black windows anyways.
❀ “fuck yeah. please do.”
❀ like said he loves you wearing his jersey that also speaks for the matches. it gives him strength to win, so you make sure that the barca jersey you’re wearing has the number 38 printed on it.
❀ you’re an emotional mess on his games. one time you’re celebrating that your boyfriends team scored, the other you’re cursing the refs and opponents.
❀ no one wants to face you when marc is scoring a goal. you’re going full crazy. yelling and chanting his name like an embarrassing mom. clapping and jumping like you’re completely mental.
❀ he points up to the bleachers to you, taking every opportunity on dedicating the goal to you. he would blow a kiss and you’d do the same after calming yourself down.
❀ you have a ritual for after the game. when the both of you come back from the game, you would give him a little reward for scoring ;)
❀ though it’s not really a valid one because when he loses, you try releasing his anger with doing the same thing.
❀ he would drag your hair while you give him head due to his anger.
❀ after completely ruining you he would apologise like the soft boyfriend he is.
❀ “sorry if i was too rough, baby.” he would say looking down on you.”
❀ “it’s okay.” you would smile, eyes still glossy.
❀ after, you would lay your head on his chest and force him to stroke your arm until you fall asleep.
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eatingaburrito · 2 days
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l. yamal bf! headcanons (requested)
i didn’t know what to write abt this one he’s so younggg, but for the person requesting, i hope i did okay :))
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❀bf! lamine, that has loved you ever since you were little.
❀bf! lamine, that would talk shit with you about the referee’s and rival players, complaining as to why they would play so unfairly and the refs that have obviously been bought.
❀bf! lamine, that you were so proud of when he got his debut for the first team since it always has been his dream to become one of the barcelona legends.
❀bf! lamine, that you can completely be yourself with because he always matches your energy.
❀bf! lamine, that always puts you in his tiktok dumps wether it being a cute picture of you or one of the both of you. he always wants to show you off.
❀bf! lamine, that is a big romantic and takes you to cute but also thoughtful dates, like the picnic you both did.
❀bf! lamine, that loves to annoy the shit out of you, it being his way of flirting.
❀bf! lamine, who (when at schoo) would yap with to you about literally anything instead of doing his work, mostly talking about the most ridiculous topics like how he thinks that “people who squint are cringey af”. but you’re not exactly better. people would call the two of you the yapping duo, as dumb as it sounds, it was true. the both of you never seem to shut up, getting glares from anyone that would listen to you.
❀bf! lamine that would send you pictures of messi and his wife writing next to them: “us”.
❀bf! lamine that only reply’s to haters comments when it’s about you. he’s fine if someone has something against him but when it’s about you that crosses the line. he would hate to see worrying about dumb, jealous people. “she doesn’t even look that good.” “stfu.”
❀bf! lamine, who gets yelled at by xavi because he keeps texting you.
❀bf! lamine, that sends you pictures of the sunset because you love of them so much.
❀bf! lamine, that complaints about how you always take his hoodies, but secretly loves it because when you give them back they smell like you.
❀bf! lamine, that hates it when you call him bro (you do it on purpose to provoke him)
❀bf! lamine, that remembers everything about you. “i remember you said you liked this, so i got it for you”
❀bf! lamine, that can’t help but blush when you do such simple things like complimenting him. “you look so cute in that pink hoodie.” “stop, oh my god.”
❀bf! lamine, that won’t let you pay whenever you’re with him. “why did you even bring your wallet, i’m gonna pay anyways.”
❀bf! lamine, that calls you whenever he’s in another country because of a game.
❀bf! lamine, who’s comments are down baddd whenever you post something. “you look so good, can you tell me to kms🙏🏼” “bro i want you so bad, what do you want me to do, i will do anything for you.” “someone take my phone away🫣” sometimes you can’t even tell wether he’s joking or not.
❀bf! lamine, that is soo clingy with you, always feeling the need to hold your hand, somehow wanting to show his love for you.
❀bf! lamine, that secretly loves the edits you send of him. they do make him look good, you got to admit.
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eatingaburrito · 2 months
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina—but the history takes on a whole new meaning. (last part !!!!!!)
genre. smau
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side note. no hate to lily this is just for the plot and sorry that was really short but im lazy 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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yourusername still under the sun w my snooze
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landonorris finally the end of the depression posts 🙏🏼
yourusername LMAO I WOULD NOT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU
landonorris don’t know what you’re talking about
yourusername oh so the depression posts on your private ig means nothing ?????????
user can we see the private ig pls
user WHO IS YOUR SNOOZE
yourbestfriend oscar duh 🙄 [comment deleted]
user I SAW THAT
yourbestfriend sorry 👉🏽👈🏽
yourusername i can’t believe my bestfriend is a snitch
lilymhe @ francisca.cgomes, @ charlottesine, @ landonorris and i are not 😇
yourbestfriend CUNT BEHAVIOUR 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
user i wanna know what’s @ yourbestfriend’s comment ???????
yourbestfriend nothing 😇
user all the people in this comment section are so suspicious
charlottesine omg vacation must be feeling so good, have a good time love 🤍
yourusername awwwww thanks pookie 😘😘😘
user THE RETURN OF OSCAR IN THE LIKES
user did anybody saw the ‘thread’ thingy of the girl who’s explaining her theory of the whole oscar-yourname affair ?????
user you’re using the word affair like we’re talking about a crime 😂😂
user i did
user OMG I DID TOO
danielricciardo I also did
user DANIEL ????
user not the snooze lyrics ☹️
user connect the dots it’s not a depression song anymore
user okay but we need explanation bro
user GO WATCH LILY’S NEW STORY ON IG !!!!!!!!!
user lily who ???
user bro oscar’s ex gf ?????
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user FINALLY !!!!!!!!! THE IT COUPLE IS BACK
user bro i was so scared i thought oscar was a cheater
user same but thanks to lily who finally gave us explanation 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
user AFTER MORE THAN 4 WEEKS BRO
oscarpiastri Always loyal, you know me
yourusername i know you very well
landonorris ew stop being cute thx
yourbestfriend stfu
landonorris let’s fight
yourbestfriend we’re literally in the same room but ok bro
user AYO WHAT
user NEW ROMANCE @ landonorris @ yourbestfriend ???????????????
charlesleclerc Couple goal (after me and Chacha but still) 🥰
yourusername awwww (my favourite) facebook-mom
user we can ALL go back to sleep our favourite couple is back together
danielricciardo It’s been a while, but yes we can all go back to sleep
lilymhe @ francisca.cgomes @ charlottesine heard that ?
francisca.cgomes 😴
charlottesine 😴
alex_albon Zzzzz
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eatingaburrito · 2 months
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina—but the history takes on a whole new meaning. (part five)
genre. smau
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yourusername posted new stories ! 2d & 6h ago…
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oscarpiastri posted a new story ! 6hours ago…
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yourusername where the sun shines 24/7 🌞
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user miss girl literally went through betrayal, disappeared of social medias for multiple weeks, returned w 3 pics AND paparazzis’ pics of her and oscar at the entrance of a club (after we all thought they were done), posted suspicious stories AND FINALLY SHE TELLS US THAT SHES AWAY IN GOD-KNOWS-COUNTRY AND W SOMEONE WE DONT KNOW THE IDENTITY
user (hoping it’s oscar)
user **(praying it’s oscar)
yourbestfriend pop off
yourusername girly pop
landonorris bring souvenirs pls
yourusername im already bringing for @ yourbestfriend, @ lilymhe, @ francisca.cgomes, my mom & @ charlottesine soooo ask him !!!!!!!
user she’s bringing souvenirs to all the wags ???
user AND WHO IS ‘HIM’
user explanation
user NOW
francisca.cgomes you know charlotte, lily, your bestie and i have a dream
yourusername ?
francisca.cgomes the dream is to become aunties
yourusername awww
yourusername and ?
francisca.cgomes is it possible for you 2 to make a reconciliation kid pls 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
yourusername im not even gonna respond
francisca.cgomes ☹️
user BRO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IF THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER ?????? HE DIDNT CHEAT ????
user stop
user IM SURE THE PERSON W HER IS OSCAR
user bro why do you assume she is w someone ?
user she literally affirmed it in the reply to lando’s comment ? and do you think she took those pics alone ??????????
user if oscar and yourname are getting back together it might cure my depression
yourusername do you see a therapist ?
user yes
yourusername see them more often pls im concerned
danielricciardo 😂😂😂
yourusername always laughing bro
danielricciardo What can I say 🤷🏽
charlesleclerc 😉
yourusername pls shut up
user HE KNOWS SOMETHING
yourusername posted new stories !
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landonorris commented your story →
NOT THE SOFT LAUNCH LMAO
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fuck you 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
user commented your story →
MISS GIRL WTF
charlesleclerc commented your story →
Hope everything is going well ?
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dw croissant everything is perfectly alright
i quite missed him
charlesleclerc
Oh don’t worry he missed you too
lilymhe commented your story →
OMGHAKSKALQLLALA
so happy that this misunderstanding is fixed
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fr this is the man i wished to marry soooo it would’ve quite ruined my plan
lilymhe
AWWWWWWW 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
stop you 2 are so cute
user commented your story →
girl i really hope you’re not w that man ??????
yourusername
what man 🤔
user
OMG YOU RESPONDED TO ME
im talking about that man who cheated on you !!!!!!!!
yourusername
🤷🏽‍♀️
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😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
nephews pls
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you — 2min ago
babe where r you ????
im literally lost
there are so many palm trees bro
oscar baby — 2min ago
Stay where you are baby
I’m joining you
you — 1min ago
if you pass by the bar can you bring me mango juice pls 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
oscar baby — 1min ago
Already on it
you liked this message
I missed you
Thank you for hearing me out
you — 54s ago
i missed you too my love
and i thank myself for hearing you out too lmao
oscar baby liked this message
oscar baby — 52s ago
I love you
you — 51s ago
i love you too
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eatingaburrito · 2 months
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina—but the history takes on a whole new meaning. (part four)
genre. smau
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yourusername what the pink bear said
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user i feel so bad bro
user MEN R TRASH PROPAGANDA
user it’s not world war 2 for propaganda but do your thing i guess
landonorris you still have to teach me some ballerina moves !!!!!!
lilymhe brunch at mine?
charlesleclerc I bought croissants
user STOP THEY ARE SO CUTE
user not the paddock people trying to comfort yourname ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
user it was obvious that the two of them wouldn’t last 😂
user bro stfu nobody asked
danielricciardo It’s been a while since you came, we miss you Lord Farquaad
user yourname not answering to any of oscar’s friends’ comments is so heartbreaking 💔
user oscar-lily relationship is way better anyway 🤷‍♀️
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oscar baby — 5days ago
[Your name] please don’t tell me you’re believing this
You know damn well I would never do that to you
Never
Please can we just talk about it ? Or just let me explain myself ?
I don’t want you to believe that something might have happened with her
I know it might looks weird but I swear to you that nothing happened
I wouldn’t do this to you
I love you too much
So much that it hurts
Please don’t believe whatever the people are saying
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oscar baby — 4days ago
I tried to come over but I guess you’re out somewhere
I’ve left Chinese takeout and tulips in front of your door
Please answer me
I’ll try to come again tonight
I need you to hear me out please
I know you might be upset and I fully understand you
But please
Just let me explain the situation
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oscar baby — 3days ago
You weren’t there last night
Or you’re just avoiding me
I don’t know
I just want you to hear me out
If you don’t want me in your apartment I’ll fully understand
We can even meet at your favorite cafe if you want
Or even in your stairwell
Wherever you want
I just need you
I need to see you
To know that you’re okay
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oscar baby — 2days ago
You’re still not answering me
I’m literally just hoping you’re doing well
I always have to remember you to drink and eat
So I hope you do
If you’re not I can bring you food
Left it at your front door and go if you still don’t want to see me
I love you
And I miss you
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oscar baby — 1day ago
Literally everyone hates me rn
Lando tried to kill me at practice and Charles, Alex and Daniel chase me every time I make an apparition
Alex’s gf and Kika are giving me side eyes
I explained to them the situation and why Lily and I were walking together
They don’t hate me anymore but I guess I will become their friend again when we’re getting back together
I don’t even know if we’re still together
I’m praying that we are
In my head we are
Just know that I love you
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oscar day — 1hour ago
I just saw your ig post
I’m sorry
So fucking sorry
seen
yourusername posted new stories ! 1hour ago…
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oscar baby — 4hours ago
Just saw your ig post
I’m sorry
So fucking sorry
seen
oscar baby — 1hour ago
I know that you’re out with your girls tonight
Be careful please
Call me if anything happens
I’ll be awake
seen
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eatingaburrito · 2 months
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina. (part three)
genre. smau
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you — 2min ago
the queen has arriveeeeeed
come get your queen pls
oscar baby — 1min ago
😂😂
Finally you’re here
Your plane took his sweet time
I was ready to join you in the sky bro
you — 0.59s ago
LMAOO WHAT
stop being obsessed with me 🙄
im collecting the luggage !!!!!!!!!
oscar baby — 0.53s ago
Be careful pls
I hate the fact that I couldn’t come pick you up at airport
Lando and I tried to convince them but we kind of failed
you — 0.45s ago
dw the other man of my life is coming to pick me up
oscar baby — 0.36s ago
I’m the only man of your life
Stop tripping
you — 0.32s ago
you’re spending too much time w lando
you start speaking like him
give me my sweet oscar back ☹️☹️☹️☹️
oscar baby — 0.28s ago
I’m still sweet my love
I got you a surprise
you — 0.25s ago
REALLY ????????????????
i think i’m in love w you
oscar baby — 0.21s ago
I think too
You’re good ?
you — 0.19s ago
uuuuh ill be good if random people weren’t trying to get pictures of me
like
for what ????
WAIT BRUH
SOME RANDOM GIRL IS NOT EVEN HIDING HERSELF SHES LITERALLY TAKING PICTURES OF MY BIG ASS FACE ????????????
ok i literally ran away
oscar baby — 0.15s ago
Wtf ? What are they doing ?
This is starting to get on my nerves
Why did I even asked the staff for permission, I should’ve picked you up that’s all
you — 0.12s ago
no no no
im good baby don’t worry about me
people are weird everyday !!!!!
oscar baby — 0.9s ago
That’s not helping but okay baby
Please just get to [Your best friend’s name]’s car safely
you — 0.7s ago
dw im already outside the airport
oh
wait
do you think there is a celebrity or something that is coming out the airport ????
bc there’s literally tons of paparazzi out there
um wait a damn second
WHY R THEY SCREAMING MY NAME WTF IM NOT SELENA GOMEZ
oscar baby — 0.6s ago
Oh shit
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yourusername (if we ignore the fact that my big ass face is trending on twitter) im happy to be home 🤍
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oscarpiastri And by home, she means me
yourusername obviously 🙄
landonorris can’t even breath next to oscar she’s hugging him like a koala
yourusername you see him everyday bro don’t get on my nerves
landonorris you scare me so yes
user THE PAPARAZZI PICS PLS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
user you literally flipped them off 😂😂😂
yourusername they were starting to get on my nerves bruh
user queen
user omg finally the return of yourname and oscar’s pictures ��🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
danielricciardo 😂😂
yourusername stop laughing
danielricciardo Ok Lord Farquaad
yourusername if we don’t fight at the next race i don’t understand
user OMG YOURNAME IS COMING TO THE NEXT RACE
landonorris LMAO I JUST SAW THE LADY’S VIDEO ON TWITTER
yourusername she literally zoomed on my pimples wtf ????????????????
lilymhe i wanna become bestie w you
yourbestfriend you’re not stealing my place ❗️❗️
lilymhe please ☹️
yourbestfriend how much would you pay
lilymhe can i pay you w food ?
yourbestfriend you BETTER pay me w food
user can we just stop and talk about the beauty of this woman
user like why are you being so gorgeous and for what reasons
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mclaren We missed your health walks in the paddock ! 😂🧡
yourusername i missed you too admin
oscarpiastri and yourusername posted new stories !
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eatingaburrito · 2 months
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina. (part two)
genre. smau
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yourusername are you happy to be in paris ?
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yourbestfriend 🥖 oui 🥖
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oscarpiastri No, come home
yourusername YOU come home you know damn well i was not born to live w spiders babe
oscarpiastri Rude
yourusername that’s not rude ?????
oscarpiastri It is ! The spiders miss you too by the way
yourusername tell them to fuck off 😍
oscarpiastri Extra rude
user why do i imagine oscar speaking w an expensive british accent
landonorris BC HE DOES
oscarpiastri Fake news
user wait what is she doing in paris ???????? isn’t she supposed to be w her bf rn ?
user she’s performing the Romeo and Juliet ballet this week-end at the Paris theatre
yourbestfriend im literally gonna stay glued to my tv until you make an apparition
user ON TV ????????
landonorris if nobody receives news from oscar this weekend its probably bc he’s preparing himself to see his gf on tv
oscarpiastri Can you stop exposing me ?
landonorris no
user her dance school has posted the rehearsals of the ballet and i recognise that she is an outstanding dancer !!!!!!!
user the rehearsals were so good 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 they are all so talented
charlesleclerc Did you just eat croissants without me ?
yourusername bc i was supposed to eat them w you 🤨
charlesleclerc Yes, that’s the rule of being a friend of mine
yourusername bro you have rules for your friends ???? wonder why you don’t have many
charlesleclerc Rude
oscarpiastri That was rude baby
yourusername you two stfu
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yourusername best experience of my life, thank you so much @theatredeparis 🤍
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oscarpiastri So proud of you. You did so well, I cried. ❤️
yourusername STOP i need to hug you
yourusername thank you so much babe, you know i couldn’t do it if you weren’t there for me
oscarpiastri I love you
yourusername JAJD’ELLZ STOP i love you too 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
user GIRL THAT WAS FIRE
user i didn’t know you were THAT elastic !!!!!!!!!!!!!
user bro just say she danced good
user i bet oscar cried (bc i did)
landonorris hell yeah he cried (i did too)
yourusername AWWWW YOU CRIED
landonorris stfu you stole my mate
yourusername ?????? he was mine anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
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yourbestfriend SO SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU YOU WERE PERFECT EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT
yourusername I LOVE YOUUUU
user i don’t think she’s that good but since she’s oscar’s gf everyone seems to change their mind 🤷‍♀️
user her talent have nothing to do w oscar ???????
landonorris being a hater doesn’t make you better bro
charlesleclerc You were so good, my maman almost cried (but me and my brothers did)
yourusername awwwwww thank you croissant 🤍
user that’s so refreshing to see that the school dances are finally putting black dancers forward
user THIS !!!!!!!!!
lancasteruniversity Proud of our little student ! 🩰
yourusername 💋💋💋💋💋
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oscarpiastri Girlfriend appreciation post because she deserves it. She is the best girlfriend in the world, the best dancer I know and the sweetest girl on the planet. I’m so proud of what you were, are and about to become. Praying that you’re staying with me forever. Love you 🤍
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user oscar out here spitting facts with that caption
yourusername JAKSKLZLQMAMKSZK
yourusername I TOLD YOU TO STOP IM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID IF YOU DONT
oscarpiastri If the stupid thing is coming back home, I’m not stopping
yourusername i love you so much even words can’t show how much i care about you
yourusername i don’t like being cute for too long (and exposing my feelings on the internet) but i think if i put a ton of heart emojis you’ll understand
yourusername 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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user CAN YOU 2 STOP BEING CUTE PEOPLE ARE NOT IN HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP OUT THERE
landonorris man is whipped
oscarpiastri Lando, we all know how you are with you-know-who
user WHO
landonorris nobody 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽
user oscar exposing lando is something i didn’t know i needed
landonorris weird af
alex_albon omg you two are so cute
alex_albon i ship 😘😘😘😘😘😘
landonorris bro are you dumb ?????
alex_albon Lmao sorry Lily took my phone
lilymhe don’t know what you’re talking about
lilymhe OMG OUR LITTLE OSCAR IS IN LOVE
landonorris WHY ARE YOU AND YOUR MAN SO LATE
lilymhe stop shouting at me you cunt
landonorris AYO WHAT
user LMAO WHY THE PADDOCK PEOPLE ONLY REALISE RN THAT OSCAR IS WHIPPED
user their dynamic is so cute
user like why are you being so cute for no fucking reason ?????????
user we need yourname to finally come home to oscar
oscarpiastri That’s what i’m fighting for 💔
yourusername stop you know damn well i wanna come home to you too
oscarpiastri Then come home ?
yourusername @lancasteruniversity
lancasteruniversity We have to talk a bit about this, but I think you deserve some vacation 😉
oscarpiastri FINALLY
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SNOOZE — oscar piastri
summary. in which, everyone finally meets oscar’s new girlfriend—who happens to be a ballerina. (part one)
genre. smau
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yourusername life lately
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user that’s oscar’s gf ?????
user yes she is
user OMG WHAT I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A BALLERINA
user the last picture 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
yourbestfriend marry me
yourusername where’s the ring ????
yourbestfriend girl you know damn well im broke
user STOP SHES SO BEAUTIFUL
user wtf since when oscar date non-white girls
user bro are you racist or sum
user THEY ARE SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT
user fr !!!!
landonorris you have to teach me some ballerina moves
yourusername lmao dw i got you
oscarpiastri @landonorris Stop flirting with my girlfriend
landonorris bro what ???????????????????
oscarpiastri The prettiest
yourusername staaaaawp (don’t) 🩷
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oscarpiastri Life Lately
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yourusername yo did you just copied my ig’s caption 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
oscarpiastri Love you
yourusername i love you babe but there’s literally 2 pictures and that’s all
oscarpiastri You’re in there, that’s the most important 🤷🏼‍♂️
yourusername my pookie bear
yourusername the love of my life
yourusername the reason i wake up everyday
landonorris you trippin
yourusername who asked ???????
landonorris sorry 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
user yourname is literally me when i see oscar’s new posts
charlesleclerc You two are the cutest 😘
oscarpiastri Thank you mate
user CHARLES MARRY ME PLS
yourusername @charlesleclerc why r you writing like a facebook mom
charlesleclerc You said you’d stop harassing me
yourusername im not HARASSING you ??? men are always overreacting that’s crazy 🙄🙄🙄🙄
user omg i need him
landonorris he’s taken
landonorris home wrecker
user i bet they are not gonna last 😂😂
user nobody asked your opinion dumb bitch
user ‘dumb bitch’ is a violation but slay queen
user i need to know how they met, that’s a NEED
yourbestfriend girl their first meeting was epic
user TELL US MORE !!!!!!!
yourbestfriend ayo i don’t spill secrets (how much would you pay)
user urghhhhh (3 $)
yourbestfriend that’s too bad 🤷‍♀️ (cheap ass)
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