EMI:: After I was hanging out with Eric, (he told me to “fuck off” but anyways) I was looking for someone to hang out with, and thats when I saw this guy!
TWEEK:: Ghh..
EMI:: I was as nice as i could’ve been to him. I was all like “heyy! I’m emily, what’s your name?” y’know, the usual conversation starter
TWEEK:: I was in a really bad mood that day..
EMI::which leads me to my next point! He screamed at me for bothering him. He said, and I quote: “HHHNNN!! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET THAT GODDAMN SANDWHICH IN MY MOUTH YOU MOTHER FUCKER—“
TWEEK:: In all fairness, that sandwhich took ages to make, and because I was so jittery I couldn’t even eat it properly..
EMI:: You scared the living daylights outta me tho.
TWEEK:: I apologised later on though! I’m glad I did.. now we’re really close friends!
TWEEK:: Are you seriously recording us right now??
EMI:: Yup!
TWEEK:: Man, I thought we were just gonna hang out..
EMI:: Hi There! I’m Emily (but please just call me by my nickname ‘Emi’) and this here is my best friend Tweek! Please ask us anything you desire! (But please keep it appropriate)
TWEEK:: Questions? Is this meant to be an ask blog?
EMI:: Yeah! I’ve always wanted to make one and let people learn about me!
TWEEK:: What if the wrong people ask you questions?
EMI:: Like who??
TWEEK:: Y’know…creeps?
EMI::….Well, i’ll only answer certain questions then..