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i love that jean valjeans alter ego is monsieur madeleine. madeleine is a french muffin. he is called mister muffin. how could this man possibly be a crook. why would javert ever suspect this man of any crime.

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I get that tampon commercials are supposed to show how they won't leak--but Im usually too busy whimpering in the fetal position to be doing sports and whoopin it up.

#tampons #periods #personal #tv

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my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

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EXACTLY ONE YEAR FROM TODAY UNTIL AVENGERS 2 

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US National Anthem in minor key.

 Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie?

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me everytime bucky came on screen in tws

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I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

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The Vagenda Magazine asked their Twitter followers to tweet them edited headlines

This is my favourite thing at the moment

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explain how this country is supposed to maintain its national security now that he has laid waste to our intelligence agency.

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i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.

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Disney Diversity Appreciation Week | The Muses

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I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that.

(via squidkneee)

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It's funny having all guy friends when you're on your period. They just give you chocolate and hope you don't hurt them...

#personal #friends #college #periods #girl stuff

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I'm lying on my bed and "Be Prepared" starts playing

Boyfriend: *jumps on my bed and starts tickling me*

Me: WHAT THE HELL?

Boyfriend: I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY YOU'VE BEEN TICKLES TO DEATH WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG!

Me: WHAT--

Boyfriend: YOU WERE NOT PREPARED!

#personal #lion king #boyfriend #love #tickles #be prepared #scar #in love