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escapedaudios · 1 hour
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Hiiii Huge fan of your work! I was wondering if you had a favorite person to collaborate with in your audios, or favorite(s)! Also in that same vein, are there any channels that you listen to/recommend in terms of storytelling and stuff?
I have a long list of people I love to collab with, but my favorites are Scythe Audio, Good Boy Audios, and Alekirser. It's always a great time working with them behind the scenes, and I know I can always bounce great ideas off of them and end up with something even better. All three of them have the uncommon balance of being able to appreciate both my silly off-the-wall bullshit and my more ambitious ideas in equal measure.
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escapedaudios · 1 hour
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I hate it when a fortune cookie gives me some shallow compliment instead of telling me my fortune. Like when the cookie just says". You are cherished by your friends". I already knew that, cookie. Why are you hiding your secrets from me? I know you can tell the future, what are you holding out for? Huh? Are you afraid of what I might do with the power to see the future? Were you afraid of what you saw when you beheld my fate? Talk you son of a bitch.
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escapedaudios · 2 hours
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What does this mean. What does this mean?!
I kinda wanna steal Escaped's gender
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escapedaudios · 5 hours
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You're one of my favorites to collab with too <3
i hope you don’t get sick of this question but how do you think zed would cuddle? similar to devlin? they both have their inexperience in common lolol 😂🤍
another question: what has been your favorite collab so far? which va do you think you have the most chemistry with?
thx 🤍🤍
Zed would probably hug with balled fists and bury his face to hide his embarrassment. Have fun with that idea~
I couldn't choose just one person, they're all great! But if I were forced, I guess it'd have to be one where I'm good friends with the other VA and have chemistry outside of VA work. Such people include:
@escapedaudios, @zsakuva and @syntheticcharmva
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escapedaudios · 20 hours
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Perseus: yeah dude Medusa is so hot, one of my men saw her and got hard instantly. Ovid: Uh huh uh huh, let me write that down. Ovid: (scribbling furiously) Her visage was terrifying to behold, with many hissing snakes in place of her hair. The sight of her turned men to stone.
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escapedaudios · 1 day
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Desperately need to have an anime battle with an Australian samurai here.
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escapedaudios · 1 day
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New audio, my first upload in a long time! This is a psychological horror audio that might maybe possibly have a happy ending.
Featuring Streaky Audios!
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escapedaudios · 2 days
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Finished my first audio in a million billion gazillion years, it's a horror one shot. My Greasefire Life 2 is in production, I just need to finish casting some collabs and stuff then we're off! All my other ongoing series will continue too after that's out, including the final chapters of Blue Infinity!
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escapedaudios · 2 days
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One of my least favorite types of people are the ones who try to use "dude" and "bro" as a slur. Remember that time when a hedge fund manager bought the patent to a medication and jacked up a price, so a bunch of people tried desperately to dub him "pharma bro"? Weird shit.
Like how do you see a price-gouging billionaire and be like "omg that's total bro behavior". Man shut up, we are busy doing keg stands and getting cool sunglasses to wear when we flex at the beach. Dudebros don't even know what a hedge fund is, we are too stupid.
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escapedaudios · 2 days
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Nighttime Car Ride🌠⭐️
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(This takes time after the New Jersey Rats escaped Tricky Ricky's clutches and on their way driving to the airport)
Marilyn (Intern): (chuckled) This reminds me of how Tricky Ricky failed to get us.
Jean: ...A bread falling over..????
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escapedaudios · 2 days
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When I was little I wanted to go to the juvie from the movie Holes because the idea of digging holes with the boys all day in a wasteland of cool venomous lizards appealed to me on an instinctive level.
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escapedaudios · 2 days
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You might think that physically running away is a response for escaping physical danger, but you can also use it to avoid awkward situations. Pesky salesman won't take a no? Just run away! People at a social event asking personal questions? Run! Don't explain anything! Just run!
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escapedaudios · 2 days
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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus
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escapedaudios · 3 days
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I'm working on it!! It should be out by Saturday! It's like ROM3O but more disturbing :3
Waiting in anticipation for Escaped to release something so fucked up that I can ignore my real life emotions.
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escapedaudios · 3 days
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Oh lmao I forgot I play fictional characters for a second there. I'm like yeah I'm definitely a whale man... but lava?
I'm actually very scared of lava! I know lava is scary just in gernal but I'm terrified of volcano eruptions and documentaries about Pompeii are basically like horror films to me. Watching geologists grab lava samples in their fireproof suits makes my heart rate explode, lava is horrifying and probably the only thing that can kill me.
How does it feel to be both sharkwhaleboy and lavagirl?
But why lavagirl? 🤣
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escapedaudios · 3 days
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How does it feel to be both sharkwhaleboy and lavagirl?
But why lavagirl? 🤣
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escapedaudios · 3 days
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Is there going to anything new for the New Jerseys gang? (P.s how’s your throat feeling?)
I have plans eventually but there's nothing in production as of now and I'm not even going to think about it until Blue Infinity and Der Wolfsjäger are finished.
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