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Does your farmer do their taxes

Does there be any taxes in Stardew

Does Mayor Lewis pay his taxes

That is all

#just took my meds and habing the equivalent of zoomies fekkfskcnaj9doq

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If you're having a bad day but think you don't deserve someone or even yourself being nice to you:

Shane, even at his lowest, has the farmer want to see him and care about hearing how he's doing. Even when he was at his meanest/lowest points in the game, everyone that collectively put in the effort to see those hearts with him rise up knew what they were walking into. They still came by sometimes every single day they could to give him something they hoped he liked and talked to him to see how he was doing. They genuinely wanted to see him smiling and happy with his aunt and niece and get better. Whether platonically or romantically they care for him

You deserve your own farmer.

You deserve to treat yourself like how the farmer treats Shane when they're trying to get his heart events

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #me having feelings when someone accurately describes why i love Shane #i dont like how if you marry him his room in the house is an utter mess with cans but honesty #i look at my room especially on my bad days with the pop cans i keep forgetting to recycle or at least get out of my room #and i remember Shane probably has bad days to #i'd check to help him try to keep it cleaned up whether just as a reminder or actually helping him #i wouldnt make him feel like shit but still call him out if it was needed #i need to be like the farmer and care about myself like i care about Shane #If i wanna see those blue chickens i need to give myself something i like that makes me happy #add on: i do still understand why some people dont like Shane and honestly? completely fine with that! they see him differently than i do #also yes hi im not dead im just 🌟tired but trying🌟

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I LOVE MY DARK STRANGE DAUGHTER HER NAME IS CHICKADEE AND SHE IS THE CUTEST CHICKEN NUGGET

[Has void egg]

[About to sell]

[Remembers Incubator]

....

Let's see what comes out of a void egg. Maybe goth chicken? Lmao

#stardew valley #sdv #gameplay ig #is it literally just a pallet swap to black? yes. do i care? no #i guess im literally having Fern be shane since i love the chickens.

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i can fix him

#stardew valley #sdv shane #meanwhile im fighting him in front of the Stardrop Saloon(foreplay) #end up making out by the chicken coop #goes as well as you expect #butnsofqjdkwne just this art is so good

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[Has void egg]

[About to sell]

[Remembers Incubator]

....

Let's see what comes out of a void egg. Maybe goth chicken? Lmao

#stardew valley #sdv #fern #sdv oc #gameplay ig

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A sad sack. A grumpy baby girl.

Chicken lover(derogetory)

#sdv #sdv farmer #fern #stardew valley #stardew valley oc #look at this #not dead? #on a friday night? pathetic #did i post this on my main so more ppl would see it? maybe #was it actually because i accidentally set it thefe and am now rebloging it? yes. yes it is

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YOOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW TALL IS SHANE???? BECAUSE LIKE, IDK IF IM TALLER THAN HIM CUZ IM PRETTY TALL, AND IDKKKKK -The Screaming Anon

run screaming anon, RUN

#i am over 6' #it is my birthright to hold this man like a pissy cat #stardew valley #sdv shane

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sebastian stans? i got a question about ur man

so….can any of you tell me the reason why he…seems to hate eating most breakfast foods

i tried giving him an omelette and ive never seen a man so full of disdain for a plate of eggs my entire life

#stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #sdv sebastian #sv sebastian #stardew sebastian #stardew valley sam #sdv sam #sv sam #stardew sam

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Sometimes people are Marnie, other times you wanna kick their penguin looking asses

#stardew valley #sdv #fern #my art #sdv oc #sdv farmer

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Figured he was due for an update.

#stardew valley #sdv #fern #sdv oc #sdv farmer #i promise im not dead

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#stardew valley #sdv #im not dead i swear

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If I wanted to have mummy issues I'd of stayed in the city

Okay so slimes aren't on the top of fuck you monsters in the caves

Congrats motherfucker, you're on the top of my list now

#stardew valley #sdv #fern

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Fern: 🎶Party rockers in the house tonight🎶

Shane: I thought it was party rock is in the house tonight?

Fern:

Shane:

[Proceeds to make out near the chicken coop]

#stardew valley #sdv #fern #sdv oc #sdv farmer #sdv shane

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WHY ARE THESE MOTHERFUCKING FLYING SNAKES

IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING DESERT CAVE

Okay so slimes aren't on the top of fuck you monsters in the caves

Congrats motherfucker, you're on the top of my list now

#stardew valley #sdv

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The amount of fucks fern has left when someone assumes that's his actual name isn't 0, but it's dwindling pretty fast.

#stardew valley #sdv oc #sdv #fern

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i assign you a gender based on your taste in women

take my quiz gay people (and perhaps even straight people as well)

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A punishment

my friends and I created a place named fifth street. it’s a…well. thats a good question. what is this place? (cw unreality, horror elements, descriptions of violence, death)