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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

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true devotion is not caring if im sick. not like deadly sick and you take care of me. if i have a cold i want you to not care and be around me anyway. yeah youve been sick for over a week but now i can show my devotion. i will be in your presence and you in mine and you will not think.

#wlw #wlw post #sapphic #lesbianism #lesbian #wlw yearning #sapphic yearning #gay #lesbian visibility week

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The Princess and the Pea ~ Christian Birmingham

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French film/series essentials:

• hot people

• smoking

• braless women

• soft p*rn

• at least one controversial romantic relationship

• one or two gay people

• a bit of communist propaganda (optional)

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#Chicago simply because I like the name

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your competition isn't other people.

it's your procrastination, your ego, the unhealthy food you're consuming, the knowledge you neglect, the negative behavior you're nurturing and your lack of creativity.

compete against that.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

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Math Academia:

obsessing over a single problem for months, pulling caffeine-induced all-nighters, until you finally have that moment of eureka.

notes books filled with formulas written in fountain pen, ink splotches on the margins.

carrying a calculator in your back pocket instead of a phone.

writing equations in english and history essay to prove your point, because you can’t think of another way.

solving math problems while your math teacher lectures because you already know everything.

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“People often forget the eroticism of connecting through mind & spirit. The way a body tingles when its soul has been stroked by another’s. The comfort when someone not only understands you, but feels you.”

— Meredith Marple

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Zombies shouldn't growl or snarl, they should babble a mixture of incomplete word sounds and whole words or sentence fragments. Every zombie should sound almost but not quite like it's trying to tell you something.

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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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brought a poem to the gun fight

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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it is better to fail than succeed in doing evil

-Simone weil

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Wislawa Szymborska

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