Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
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bf: babe come over
me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: are any of us really, truly….home?
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Kipke Tamás: Haiku
egyre kevesebb
az, ami hiányzik – de
az egyre jobban
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Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in what they are.
Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger
(via goodreadss)
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do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
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When someone is being hypocritical as hell but you don’t want to start anything
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What do you mean June is over? Julying
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Accidentally burning yourself like “too hot, hot damn”
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brace urselves bc it’s time for another wave of picnic photos 🍒🍞 ig: isabellaspud
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2016 is feeling more and more like that bit in movies where the time traveller accidentally kills a bug and when they return the world is Not Quite Right
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Hi there. If you’re just waking up
Brexit won
The £ plummeted to a 30-year low
Japan has stopped trading
Scotland is pushing for independence
Ireland is considering re-unification
The Dutch Freedom Party are calling for their own EU referendum
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