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In hindsight whoever cast Michael Sheen (good at acting like a lovesick puppy) and David Tennant (good at acting heartbroken) should pay for our therapy
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NHL players and the song from The Sunset Tree that they remind me of and why
You or Your Memory- Brock Boeser (I know almost nothing about him but I know he has sad eyes)
Broom People- Brandon Tanev (idk I feel like he seems like a guy who just appreciates the beauty in the mundane parts of life)
This Year- Kris Letang (masterton finalist for a reason)
Dilaudid- Dylan Strome (this song feels like a dark goodbye to someone who vanished from your life quickly. Also the “now you see me, now you don’t/now you say you love me, pretty soon you won’t” line and how people called him a bust bc Arizona screwed him over with development)
Dance Music- any old NHLer who’s on the brink of retirement and hasn’t won a cup (I’m aware this song is about substance abuse but the whole second verse feels like something just put of reach that will be crushing if you don’t get)
Dinu Lipatti’s Bones- Matt Murray (Dinu Lipatti was a beautiful pianist who died at 33 of lymphoma, and Muzz was such a star but has been plagued by injuries ever since the back to back cups)
Up the Wolves- Jeff Carter (it’s a song about realizing that revenge isn’t worth it and how free that makes you feel. and back in like 2010 he took less money and signed an 11 year deal with the flyers… and a few days before his NTC clause was set to kick in they traded him to Columbus. Worked out for him tho bc he basically forced management to trade him and he won two cups in LA)
Lion’s Teeth- Matthew Tkachuk (a song about a power struggle. guy with daddy issues. need I go on?)
Hast Thou Considered the Tetrapod?- Artemi Panarin (I’m not touching the actual meaning of the song but the line “rise above my station” basically means “to reach a higher social position than you were born into” and Panarin went from being an undrafted free agent to basically being handed a blank check by NYR)
Magpie- Jonathan Quick (literally just the last line “and remember what we had here when there was something left to save” and how LA dumped him to Columbus after everything he did for the franchise and in what is probably his last year before retiring)
Song for Dennis Brown- every NHLer who had a family member who also played and was very good (even tho this song is basically a story, there’s still the element of “I’m almost destined to not live up to them” hidden in it)
Love Love Love- John Tavares (isles fans hate him bc back in 2018 it was a contract year and he said he wanted to stay with NYI so they didn’t trade him at the deadline but then he signed in Toronto. The line “some things you do for money and some you do for love love love” just makes me think of that picture of JT in his leaf’s pajamas when he was a kid)
Pale Green Things- any undrafted played but mainly Sergei Bobrovsky (moving past what the song is actually about, the line about “cracking asphalt underfoot, coming up through the cracks, pale green things” just makes me think about all the players who had all the odds against them but went on to be great. Specifically Bob bc he was an undrafted player, and now twice in his career he did the impossible and beat a team that made history. First Tampa, and now most recently the bruins… and he did it down 3-1 in the series)
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Some more Barbie memes
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And an extra, since the capitals may help the pens make the playoffs
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My contribution
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I Am A Very Sick Individual
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Ok so i went to the game last night. Fun fact, Zuck and Teddy are besties. During warmups, they slide on the bench and bump each other. It’s adorable. Unfortunately there is no photographic evidence because I was too busy worrying that they would injure each other because of the sheer force they were sliding at.
They sit next to each other whenever possible. (Also why was no one going to tell me that my fav had a flower tattoo behind his ear. Slut behavior. I love him so dearly.)
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And before the game, Zuck whacked Teddy in the head.
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Some more random pics
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ALSO. PO SINGS ALONG TO OH CANADA DURING THE ANTHEM.
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I’m very normal about the fact that the Pens currently have the most Jews on their active roster. (For context, I’m Jewish)
Exhibit A: Polite Jewish Boy™ with kind eyes and a good beard (and the occasional psychotic/dramatic flair)
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Exhibit B: looks like he would murder you in your sleep. Or in his sleep. He’s not picky. (He used to be a Flyer but we can’t hold that against him. The important thing is that he’s safe now.)
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I have some comments from today’s winter classic practice photo shoot.
Sidney why is your hat so GROSS.
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Rusty is my fav because he always smiles like he’s just learning how to. And I love him for it.
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Mark Friedman, I would die for you.
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Your honor, they’re besties
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Zuck ate this up. He slayed.
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The OG besties
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In conclusion, Mark Friedman.
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Beanie or toque?
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I like the purple suit crew
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Travel photos for tomorrow’s game in MTL and suit pics from yesterday’s game be TBL
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Jan Rutta is always stunting
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Why does he always look like a disgruntled dad who got called out of work to pick up his troubled son from the principal’s office
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Highlight of my day was Zuck scoring tbh.
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The lord heard my prayers and answered them!!!
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SUIT GAME ON POINT
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Danton is so dapper in his beanie
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TW for sexual assault and grooming of a minor.
The Ian Cole situation is terrifying because people blame the victim so quickly. It’s all “why was she there in the first place” and not “why is a pro athlete creeping on young girls.” This is disgusting.
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He is so SASSY
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TRAVEL PHOTOS ARE BACK!!! I REPEAT, TRAVEL PHOTOS ARE BACK!!!
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Also I always forget that Rak and Petey are buddies. Rak literally lived with Petey last season after he got traded to Pittsburgh, they also train together in Sweden in the offseason and have homes close to each other.
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Literally just learned about gettyimages, oh I have too much power now
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HE IS SO EXPRESSIVE I CANNOT
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