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they're either flatworms or terrestrial jellyfish. im elaborating sorry

1. Slimes are typically troglobytic; and most species that live entirely underground have a total lack of pigment, because the presence of light is necessary for pigment-producing cells to develop. But! Slimes take on colors of the environments they reside in, where most animals come with general presets for pigmentation. Green slimes are found in areas of the mines with lots of vegetation, blue slimes are found in icy areas, red slimes are found in the hottest parts of the normal mines, purple slimes are found in the skull caverns. The Slime item you collect in-game is virtually colorless, so most likely, they take on the coloration of both minerals or bacteria they absorb as they scooch around. will circle back around to this point later

2. How the fuck do they even hurt you. They are so small and they are round and yeah they kind of launch themselves at you like a soft gloopy basketball but given that they are Made Of Slime the most damage they could do is maybe making you stumble and slowing you down. The only thing I can think of that could justify the damage they're capable of is if their surface is slightly toxic.

3. They can reproduce both sexually and asexually. Slimes DO have sexual dimorphism, and seem to possess sequential hermaphroditism, with your average garden-variety sexually reproducing slime developing the ability to reproduce asexually when it hits maturity as a giant slime (who don't/can't sexually reproduce). I say asexual reproduction because slaying a giant slime more often than not makes 7-10 baby slimes spawn

4. Slimes have eyes, or at least, have photoreceptive structures similar to eyes. The implication is that they possess some kind of nervous system because you kind of need one of those to process any kind of visual information, regardless of how complex it might be. Slimes are opaque so there's no way to determine whether they have a centralized nervous system (like flatworms) or they have a net/ring nervous system (like jellyfish)

5. I'm torn because all of the above points apply to various species of both flatworms AND jellyfish. However, both animals also possess a larval form, whereas slimes hatch from eggs essentially looking exactly like they will for the rest of their lives. If there is an animal that can do that I am not aware of it and I'm so sleepy I'm gonna finish up this post and take a nap

* edit: forgot to say that the biggest reason I'm leaning more towards Slimes being related to flatworms is that jellyfish are exclusively marine whereas flatworms can be marine, aquatic, or terrestrial

*wakes up in a cold sweat* the slimes are flatworms

#txt #stardew valley

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*wakes up in a cold sweat* the slimes are flatworms

#txt #i have been thinking hard about the monsters in stardew valley through the lens of speculative evolution.

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my sweetest man😽👐❤️‍🩹

*kiss and throw him down the stairs*

#img #BABES WAKE UP NEW VILOCHKAAA POST #i know i have said this before but i love your use of texture.... its so lovely #and the SHADING and the COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just a little Seb.

#img #small........... #fav #q

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why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

do you?

i do.

what philosophical words you speak.

#img #nature is beautiful...... #q

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me thinking about how penny stardew valley is probably the smartest person in the valley outside of maru because she spends her entire life reading and teaching but she never got to go to university because she was so poor. me thinking about how penny stardew valley doesn't dare to let herself dream of anything more for herself than getting married and having kids because she doesn't have the means to try and aim for anything else. me thinking about how penny stardew valley could've been so much more had she been born to a different mother. me thinking about how penny stardew valley probably lays awake at night knowing she could've been so much more had she been born to a different mother.

#txt #penny truly does care for her mom and has sympathy for her but like. i think she would feel guilty for feeling even a little bitter #and like. she is!!! she masks it well but she is bitter!!! and she's right!!!!!! #i do love pam as a character and all of their situation certainly can't be pinned onto her #but her abuse and her alcoholism definitely does not help said situation at all and penny is too fucking smart to not know it

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stardew mod that asks you for your preferred homophobic slur at the beginning of the game and then the only thing it does is makes it so that when you try to give a 3rd gift in a week it calls you the slur

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I know it's just the way the sprite it shaded but I am choosing to believe Harvey has vitiligo

And you can't fucking stop me

#img #im adopting this hc

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the husban.. once again..

#img #fav #LOVE #LOOOOOOOOVE #AUGH THR LIGHTINF IS SO PRETRY

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Farmer: *walks into the adventurer's guild*

Marlon: Hey kid, how's-

Farmer: Farm's haunted

Marlon: what?

Farmer: *leaving with a gun they found* farm's haunted

#txt #me after i find those statues in the cave

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Here’s my rendition of Abigail from Stardew Valley!

#img #ough.... love the shapes

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does anyone know why my mii harvey in tomodachi life committed unprovoked senicide against mii evelyn

#img #HEHSHAKSHDJSKSJFH

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guzzle... sloppy, saucy.....

#img #HES SUCH A DORK I LOVE HIM SM

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maru. maru we need to cook. maru.

#img

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Stardew valley rant:

I’ve recently been really getting into the life of spouses after you marry them, because for the majority of them, they kinda just stick at home, occasionally visiting family or friends. And those who do still do stuff, it never changes. Maru always works with Harvey at the clinic, Emily always works for Gus at the saloon, nothing really changes in their lives besides a new, much more sedentary lifestyle. I really would like for the spouses to get new hobbies and stuff when they marry you, so here’s my little ideas/headcannons, bachelorettes first!

Abigail: She begins to work on her adventuring skills in the mines and you’ll find her on every fifth floor, going further and further. She’ll give you gems from her travels, and eventually, when she reaches the bottom of the mines, she’ll start going to the skull caverns where she’ll give you iridium and the occasional prismatic shard. Something cool that could happen would be the addiction of an elevator to the skull caverns as she travels further down, every 25 floors. She would also become a member of the adventurer’s guild and serve as Marlon’s apprentice, taking over the guild on some days or opening a branch in the Calico desert that she mans sometimes.

Maru: Maru never really branches out beyond her personal inventions, so I think there could be a quest where she asks you for a new wing of the house that she could use as a workshop. This wing would be constructed by Robin, would be unlocked at 20 hearts, and would cost 750,000 gold, 250 hardwood, 10 iridium bars and 10 battery packs. Then, you could accept quests from Maru every once in a while and unlock new inventions that she made that would increase qol. Maybe she could give you a crafting recipe for auto-petters, she could make a device that automatically plants grass in meadows for your animals, a machine that can increase the quality of items by using a resource or something, the possibilities are endless!

Penny; Penny is always caring for the children of the valley, and I think it would be great if when you marry her, like Maru, you eventually get a quest that allows you to build a school for the kids, possibly utilizing the space to the left of the community center. Maybe then we could have another mini-festival where you can see the children of stardew valley show off their work, maybe unlock a “Talent Show” cutscene where Jas, Vincent, and Leo show off their skills fr. This idea is more underwhelming than my first two and could definitely be improved.

Emily: I think as you progress your post marital relationship with Emily you could help her convince Sandy to move to the valley and have someone else take over the Oasis, learning Sandy’s real name, unlocking special cutscenes with her, etc. I also feel like Emily would have a little workshop where she makes clothes and you could unlock a system where she takes your gems and a clothing item and combines them, giving your clothes a buff, like combining Topaz with a shirt gave the shirt a +1 defense buff, etc. Emily could even start a clothing line and you could gift these clothes to townspeople and get new sprites and portraits for them :D

Haley: After marriage, Haley does literally nothing but see Emily once a week. This needdsss to change, so I think she could discover her passion for photography again and start a blog about the valley, which would unlock a building to the right side of the Bus Stop: the Tourist Center. You could open a tourist center with Haley and occasionally get tourists that come to the valley, similar to the tourists at the Stardew Valley Fair. These tourists could roam around the town for a bit, and you could unlock new dialogue with the townspeople about the tourists, like “These tourists are really boosting the community economy!”

(Cc specific) Leah: Leah would start hosting art classes in the community center every Wednesday! Every month, the group of people who decided to attend could make a new painting that could be hung up in the community center, orrrr you could unlock a new building between the Blacksmith and the Movie Theater/JojaMart, where you could see the different art pieces and could have a new festival, the stardew valley fine arts conference, where the Famous Painter Lupini could host a talk with the artsy people from the valley and Zuzu City, and you could get new clothing items, a cutscene, dialogue, new paintings and sculptures, etc.

I hope you liked my insane Stardew valley yapping session, I’ll do bachelors tomorrow probably :3

#txt #oh this is real good.... #i've always felt like something penny needs in her story is like. actually getting to go to college and get an education degree #like online #her graduation could be a heart event where the town gets together to just. celebrate her and the years of hard work she put in to get there #as for the schoolhouse i think it'd be cool if you sometimes got quests to bring things to the schoolhouse to be used in lessons #like minerals or fish or crops

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canon: shy, a little old for a bachelor, but has a kind heart and a respected position in society, tries to keep himself in shape but “age is taking its toll.”

fanon: omega.

#img #LITERALLY.

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very quick sketches uhhhhhhh i just wanted to see some of my stardew valley men in baseball caps

#img #q #beautiful.........