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when it comes to self hatred , THIS version of Morty absolutely hates himself . It’s not between the morty part and not between the rick part --- it’s not like someone can go ‘ which part do you hate about yourself the most ‘ . he literally LOATHES his existence due to the fact that he IS a Morty and IS a rick . He isn’t combined as if he’s a fusion , its just an alternate universe where he happens to be smart and rick is not . he hates other morty’s since the majority of their ‘ specie ‘ is considered a PET for other ricks . he hates rick’s since they forced morty’s to become this ‘ pet ‘ . so when other people compare him to other morty’s and rick’s , he gets pretty upset . he ISN’T one of them ---- or so he would like to believe to keep any sanity left in his body . could be a reason why he cares about his own rick . he talks shit all the time to him , sure . but he doesn’t want that rick to give up on life ------- BUT ALSO , he doesn’t want that rick to believe he can become the same as other ricks . if so , it could get him killed or vise versa . he’d have to kill his own grandfather . it’s not like he HASN’T killed other ricks , its just . . . those ricks weren’t HIS rick .
so yeah , ALL the adventures he went on was with H I S rick . but sadly , rick-morty is the issue behind all of their troubles . HES the problem . he causes problems for everyone and why ? ? maybe its a cry out for attention or maybe because he doesn’t know what to do with himself . he doesn’t go to school -- school is stupid for him . he doesn’t have much friends besides smart mortys . but sometimes , they even piss him off .
THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING HE CAN GAIN FROM BEING ALIVE . HE ONLY LIVES BECAUSE HE WANTS TO PISS HIMSELF OFF AND THE REST OF THE WORLD . MAKE THEM HATE HIM AS MUCH AS HE HATES HIMSELF BUT NO ONE CAN BEAT THAT SELF HATRED . HIS FAMILY DOESN’T REALLY LIKE HIM ??? HIS MOM ONLY WANTS HIM THERE SO THEN HE DOESN’T DISAPPEAR AGAIN . and yes , rick-morty disappearing for YEARS . he’s 14 , but you have to question , HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN FOURTEEN ? ? his brain may not be 14 , but his body IS . he’s a genius :/ he could have figured out a way to keep his body preserved for this timeline to keep his mother happy . she wants a ‘ normalish ‘ life or well , a ‘ normalish ‘ son . the only type of normal he can keep is the way his body looks to her . he can literally be 80 years old in his brain with a lot of knowledge and NO ONE would know . of course he loves his mom . . . so he would do that for her to keep her happy .
at the end of the day , he’s alone in his head . he’s alone in his lab . he’s utterly alone with himself and his self hatred . the only person who BARELY tolerates him is his grandfather , rick . so yes , he has a caring side to rick -- well again , HIS rick . . . not like he’d ever tell him tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#had to write this#its been in my head#idk its all over the place#sorry#lmao#headcanon .#tbt#// self hatred#// family issues#i guess you can say that other mortys made him hate himself even more so no one can beat that
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Long story short, I live in an abusive household (as well as anti-LGBT, which I am part of as a gay, trans person). My father has attempted sexual assault on me several times, and a single wrong word could literally get me killed. I wish to cut ties with my family and pursue a higher education in another country, but that will mean I will be broke and on the streets unless I’ll somehow gather the necessary money for a ticket to said country, daily expenses (food, clothes, school supplies etc) as well as rent and school fees. My mother also plans to divorce my father before I leave, but since they share a bank account and he’ll likely close it down, I’ll probably be the one paying for a lawyer and going through the other divorce procedures with her.
That being said, I’m opening up graphic commissions and I’ll be dedicating this entire blog to them. I do: theme backgrounds, promos, headers, icons, PSDs, renders, lockscreens, wallpapers and I can also tweak some codes up! If you have any questions I haven’t answered on my pages (or if you think I could do smth but it’s not listed) you can send me a message!
Here are my rules, commission info & examples.
I also accept donations (hmu if you want to donate!), and coffees on ko-fi!
Other than on this blog, you can find me @locksfate (my main rp blog), @hahkuryu (my personal) or on my discord at kakeru#6254.
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where is me now
on my kenma making memes about black and julie | @nekosetta
#im a personal blog now for julie x black ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#dont ship it then dont follow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#follow for personal follow ?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#like cats ?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#nya ?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#| ✧✦ | :: NARRATION :: | ✧✦ |#punch me
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Okay so , even though those people are absolutely TERRIBLE people ( and boi do i dislike people like that . especially transphobs since im trans :))) hello love ) , i don’t believe in sending in hate . Dont send hate to them ( people sometimes THRIVE off of it and getting hate sucks ! ! ) . AT THE END OF THE DAY , they are THEM and you are YOU . YOU’RE PERFECT the way you are if you AREN’T THEM and for THEM , they will stop once people just block them all out . sometimes call out post are needed to protect the ones we love so dearly . JUST dont end up losing your own humanity by throwing hate remarks AND WHAT I MEAN BY HATE REMARKS ( you can say you hate them lmao i do too . they a couple of bitches who hurt my friends :// ) is the whole ‘ kill yourself ‘ thing . NO ONE deserves to have that in their box . Remember , they are still human . . . just terrible human beings who need to shut the fuck up and stop hurting others ://
also dont force people to stop talking to them . dont force people to start talking to them . dont force people to send in hate . DONT FORCE PEOPLE TO DO ANYTHING . those people who talk to them could have the chance to change them , you never know . BUT AGAIN , it’s THAT persons decision to talk to them or not -- even if they have seen the callout post . I still believe people can redeem themselves ( even if i hate them ) , maybe i’m too optimistic about people ?? idk , but it doesn’t happen over a day lmao . it takes a while - MAYBE EVEN YEARS and i hope they see what they are doing to people and STOP IT .
thats all i really had to say , sorry . I just dont want to see ‘ kill yourself ‘ stuff in peoples boxes anymore . no one deserves to die�� ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#gotta start cleaning up this community somehow . tumblr is usually seen as being so toxic#even if it starts out small . i want to see positivity#i want to see tumblr community improve#| ✧✦ | :: NARRATION :: | ✧✦ |#sORRY FOR ALL THE OOC RIP#// suicide#// drama#// callouts
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👏when👏people👏like👏tobes👏and👏maverick👏get👏shut👏down👏💧😩 💧 😩 👏
#sorry i just really dislike people who do bad shit#just be a good peep#¯\_(ツ)_/¯ not that hard to be a good person lmao#| ✧✦ | :: NARRATION :: | ✧✦ |
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( PRINCE DICK : noricks )
❝ IT`S CHRISTMAS , WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO CELEBRATE OTHER THAN THE HOLIDAY ? ❞ the question comes tepid , raised brow with the silent words of really ? are you seriously asking why there`s a fifty meter tall decorated tree out there ? ❝ if you wanted a rave , i`m pretty sure there`s a planet that specializes in twenty four hour ones . ❞ though god help him if he even bothered to remember the location number ——– it wasn`t as if he ever thought of setting foot on cursed land in the first place . day in and out clubbing with obscenely loud music ? no , he has decidedly better things to do and an image to keep up .
HE WANTS TO QUESTION THE BAG OF … DORITOS ? and promptly let`s the question die in his mouth , not something he wants to address today .
❝ HERE I AM WONDERING IF YOU`VE EVER EVEN CELEBRATED AN ACTUAL CHRISTMAS . ❞ lips purse , cant of head , though a valid question as he`s seen and he knows dimensions where the “ family ” was never complete – a missing jerry , a beth leaving her family , a summer running away , a dead morty – versions of the family so broken the idea of celebrating seemed so bleak . but he knows this morty , at least he thinks he does ; has a rick , much too like what a morty should be , but a rick nonetheless . ❝ also , you might want to make sure your rick stays out of trouble – i promise he won`t get hurt but i know you`re still … protective of him . ❞ words are uttered in a hum , fearing as if anyone around would hear and make a mockery of the implication .
A RICK CARING FOR A MORTY ? WHEN PIGS FLY . A MORTY CARING FOR A RICK ? MAYBE . at least was how he saw it , the violent cycle that seemed to plague most morty`s of the multiverse ———- maybe this one was special , lucky enough to have a rick docile enough who wouldn`t lash out . or maybe , unfortunate , for having a personality who`d most likely take up that place anyways . what was the argument again ? constants and variables ? oh , but then he`s just being rude , what kind of person was he to speculate ? ❝ and another thing morty : try not to get too shitfaced . ❞ at this , he makes the point clear by prying the bottle out of vice - gripped fingertips and replacing the empty hold with a single glass , like a normal human .
‘ T WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS and all through this party , not a single guy would get to JERK on their hardy . AGAIN , this place was more or less a THORNY SOCIAL GATHERING for half-slugged quickies and forced PAINFUL small talk . CHRISTMAS BLOWS ! ! a holiday to spend time SHITTING over what presents to give people , what family members to avoid , and all that N O N S E N S I C A L bull he’d rather ignore . YET , his family DOES try to celebrate it as best as they could . they were broken pieces trying to glue themselves together , but that’s pretty much any type of morty lately ---- HANGING onto that ONE thread of humanity . . . . with everything that happened there is one question flowing through his mind -------- was HE even human anymore ? ?
IT’S SOMETHING to think about , not to really GLAZE over . a PROCESS to sit in the dark and depict life choices . was he human ? ? did he STILL understand the concept to keep one’s humanity anymore ? ? if NOT , was it better to NOT be human ? ? SKIN AND BLOOD , he IS . MENTALLY , he’s unsure . TO KNOW EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS A SIN --- truly , a tormenting needle in one’s cheek . BUT FOR THIS ‘ WONDROUS ‘ HOLIDAY , he simply wants to get FUCKED and ease the pain of his own existence ( is it worth breathing ? ) . SLOPPILY , he half stuffed the bag into his pocket . some chips fell out when he swung the bottle towards his thin - lips . GOD , he wants to FORGET . if only for a few seconds . the ROUGH taste BURNED his throat , sliding down and drooling down the side of of mouth . it MIXED with any left over saliva , dripping and SLAPPING against the top of the bottle . removing the tip , he belched --- HOPEFULLY , that didn’t DISTURB mr . princely’s guests . WHAT was he saying again -- something with that CURSED holiday ? ?
“ I-I-I’ve celebrated it . BUT are you R-R-REALLY interested in that vexatious CRAP ? ? BIG WOOP ! ! O-O-O MAN , Jesus LORDY CHRIST died for our SINS on this BIRTHFUL HOLIDAY . m-m-might as well STICK a knife through your hands and S-SING KUUUUMMBAAAYAAAAA my lord while enticing a C-CULT to DRINK juice full of PISS . OR are you FASCINATED on the idea that that jolly ol’ F-FUCK would come down to thrust his mighty COCK into our ASSES ? ? I t h o u g h t you had a GIRLFRIEND --- d-d-didn’t know you were into that kind of stuff----- NAUGHTY LIST for you then . “
‘ WEIRDO ‘ he would mumble under his breath if he hadn’t been CHEWING on the bottle’s tip . he’s just toying with him , aiming to PROVOKE that little VEIN on his forehead . MAYBE he could make it SNAP one day ( ---- or was that a WIRE ? ) . does this morty even wish to engage with the ROMANTIC SCENERY ? ? from girls to guys , sexuality is weird and lame . TOO MUCH TROUBLE AND DRAMA , none for this mama llama . slender digits ran over the sides of the container , feeling the WET texture of SLOP and TOXIN soak on them . BITS stained his nails . WHAT could be the REAL meaning of this . . . party . it wasn’t one of those ‘ FIESTAS ‘ for the hell of it --- he HAD to be up to something ( he’s just one of those types ) . Is he RIGGING something ? ? TRYING to gain interest with a DECORATIVE ILLUSION of a CHRISTMAS PARTY ? ? it wouldn’t be SURPRISING if it was .
---------OH OH OH ! ! THERE HE GOES AGAIN ! ! throwing ‘ PROTECTIVE ‘ around as if the word was POISON . was it THAT BAD to be hanging around a RICK ? ? HIS RICK , of all the ricks out there ----- his was most likely the most serene as a rick can get . HE WAS STUPID ( oh , so very dumb ) , yet he wouldn’t THROW his own grandfather away . . . that man was , useful to C E R T A I N degrees . Before he’s able to actually get another HIT of that BURNING pleasure --- the bottle was SNATCHED from his fingers ! ! OH THE SORROW ! ! a little itty bitty CUP was placed straight down onto the center of his palm . does he really hate him this much to cause so much misery ? ? SADIST .
“ I know you have this ‘ THING ‘ for all RICKS . EVERY Morty has some sort of ISSUE with their HORRIBLE GRANDFATHER --- if you can even call HIM that anymore . BUT you’ve MET him , YOU KNOW HOW HE IS , well , my version anyway --- you’d really think that MUT would ACTUALLY cause trouble ? ? HE’D HAVE SOME MAJOR BALLS , if he would . h-h-hell , it’d be PROUD . ” LET HIM DESTROY THIS PLACE ! ! only if he COULD , that OL’ man surely needs to recheck his sack . SURE , the majority of RICKS were piles of dirtbags using MORTY’S as their stepping stools . . . HOWEVER . MAYBE if Morty’s weren’t such PISS BABIES , then it WOULDN’T be that way . THIS GUY OVER THERE is practically building up an ARMY of WHINING NINNIES to overrun the rick empire ---- how long does he REALLY think this would last ? ? It might as well END UP as another apocalypse --------------- he’s TIRED of it . “ hey , I got a question for you ---- W-W-WHY do you HATE ricks so much ? ? I know the testimonies of OTHER MORTYS , but N O O N E is like y o u . so , why ? ? ”
#hue hue#sORRY TIS SO LONG IMA CRY#∟🍸:: IC#∟🍸:: 2K17 SANCHEZ CHRISTMAS GALA#noricks#// long post#we making a fanfic
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@noricks
#drink your milk boi#grow a neck#noricks#| ✧✦ | :: NARRATION :: | ✧✦ |#i need to make tags for this blog lmao
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@noricks sign a petition to give morty a neck
#send help we need necks#necks for need#sell your neck to charity#we only meatballs on a stick#| ✧✦ | :: NARRATION :: | ✧✦ |#this is captain meatball eyecap#aargh#hes a pirate
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" fuck you ? no , no , no , no , no , fuck me ! " / HAVE I ALREADY SENT !? ? ??? WHO CARES FNSFJNSKJFNSNFSKJFNKSNFS
‘ RICK AND MORTY ‘ ASK MEME :: ACCEPTING
“ … NO , I-I-I think I’m good . I know I’m pretty ATTRACTIVE and all , but I ain’t that DRUNK enough to think about you that way . d-d-don’t get me wrong , you’re an OKAY guy for a MORTY . Pretty smart , princely and ALL that s h i t — bet you got your own ASS wiping team . A-AND i’m not trying to say I WOULDN’T bang you . I’M JUST NOT into that whole s.elfcest thing . trust me , I’VE BEEN INTO SOME WEIRD SHIT , but it somewhat draws the line around that . it gets too weird , dunno how some people do it . IF you weren’t a MORTY , i’d probably think about it . Sexuality already fucked , I’m practically sexually attracted to fucking CACTUS by now . SEXUALITY is a confusing thing —- I might be straight , I might be gay .I NEVER KNOW . Some days I’d be willing to hit some puss , but some days I want to beat my MEAT to some other guys junk . I really don’t give a fuck , TEENAGER YEARS are bothersome anyway . DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO DO . MAYBE WANNABE snooki morty would be up for that —- SLUT could be interested in SO many things …GET ME CURIOUS , but I’m good … I’m good … you know , I REALLY hate that guy . I hope he BLOWS his brains out . ”
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“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”
‘ RICK AND MORTY ‘ ASK MEME :: ACCEPTING
“ —YEAH COOL . cool – MURDERING little infants in their S L E E P , NICE ONE BUD . here’s a good question to ask you , h-h-have you ever MURDERED yourself in multiple dimensions ? ? KILLED off one of your OWN family members to PROVE A POINT ? ? EXPLODED a planet for getting TOO drunk ( as if getting TOO drunk is a thing – hah ) . MINDFUCKED yourself into a self created JIGSAW game ? ? I did that like 3 times , it was one HELL of a week ——————- BUT U—-UH Yeah , murder is c—c–cool , I guess . everyone has their own hobbies . ”
#youucant#' everyone has their own hobbies '#im dead#lmao#| ✧✦ | :: YOU GOT A WITCHAGRAM ! | INBOX | :: | ✧✦ |#hes JUST LIKE SHRUG#I GUESS
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“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.” XDDD
‘ RICK AND MORTY ‘ ASK MEME :: ACCEPTING
“ you’re ALREADY s-s-shaming YOURSELF with your OWN DISGUSTING existence . WHY DO YOU EXIST ? ? I know there’s a LOT of S H I T T Y versions of MORTYS , but DAMN ! ! YOU WON THE PRIZE ! !—- do us ALL a favor and shoot yourself . ”
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theres a fancy party
my muse : brings a dorito back to party b/c he was hungry
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❝rick and morty❞ ask meme
“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”
“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”
“I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”
“I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”
“I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”
“What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”
“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”
“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”
“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”
“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”
“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”
“Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”
“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”
“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”
“Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”
“My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!'”
“You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”
“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”
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( sunksd )
CHERRY - RIDDEN LIPS PUCKER, vexation lingering on visage, ❛ for fuck’s sake, you reek of booze. not that i have to complain, smell it almost every damn night, but jeez. what morty are you? the rick bootleg? wait … don’t tell me. i’m right, aren’t i? ‘m not even surprised if i would be. and– hold up, hold up, let m guess, your rick acts much like a morty, doesn’t he? it’s all too easy to guess. i’m bettin’ a million bucks right now that i’m correct! ❜
“ Listen here SNOOKY WANNABE , for the amount of dick you s-s-suck , you REALLY don’t know how to shut the FUCK up . you REALLY think I give a S-SHIT about what kind of MORTY I am ! ? I’M A FUCKING MORTY ! ! I’M THE BEST DAMN MORTY THERE WAS OUT THERE . I know ALL the shit happening , do YOU know all the shit happening ? ? you’re practically too FUCKED UP with all those DICKS getting DICKED inside your ASSHOLE ! ! YOU WANT TO WIN THE LOTTERY ! ? THERE YOU GO ! ! YOU WIN THE LOTTERY ! ! you want a MILLION BUCKS ? ? why not try SHAKING YOUR ASS else where ! ! --O - OR is it too FUCKED UP to get any more DICKINGS ! ! you’re like FOURTEEN and SLAVING away in this HELLHOLE . You’re making the original SNOOKY look like a fucking PRIEST with her SHORT ASS . Not trying to say I didn’t enjoy the show , but it was decent . could have done better with a good writer --- go get me another BEER or somefuck . ”
is this guy SERIOUSLY trying to make fun of him when he looks like THAT ! ? LOOK WHERE HE WORKS ! ! HAH ! ! he could VOMIT UP inventions that would look WAY BETTER than this punk’s WHOLE CAREER .
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( noricks )
❝ SO THE ELUSIVE SCIENTIST REVEALS HIMSELF , DID YOUR RICK NEED A CHANGE OF SCENERY ? ❞ the question comes innocent , about as innocent as a boy king could manage , surreptitious smile layering the feigned hurt tone his voice takes ; it`s in a mock of a lover having been abandoned . against the backdrop of slow playing music is the query is posed , traces of well - meaning humour directed to the anomaly of their multiverse ( but then again , wasn`t he one just as well ? ) ❝ you haven`t visited the citadel in so long , i was beginning to think your dimension collapsed . ❞ pettish attitude comes in the form of a pout , a complaint , as if an ill - mannered child having been deprived of their ever - favoured little toy .
❝ I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR LATEST DESIGNS BY THE WAY . ❞ there`s a certain twinkle set in ocean blue eyes , acting as if he didn`t have an entire army of geniuses wrapped around his little finger who`d willingly manufacture anything he requested . perhaps it`s bias , a bad habit . ❝ oh , and the liquor section`s open for you . ❞ at the least , he offers incentives .
PARTIES were always FILLED with excitement , JOY , and drugs . . . usually , a L O T of drugs to keep people acting chill and get rid of that SOCIAL ANXIOUS bullshit TEENAGERS have to deal with . what’s up wit that anyway ? ? it’s like MOTHER NATURE decided to puke all over the ground while getting a flu shot -- totally not cool , mother nature . ANYWAY ! ! he’s ALWAYS hyped up for some EPIC GETTING-FUCKED-UP parties ---- BUT THIS ? ? this was NOT a party . it’s more like . . . if someone took a SHIT in a bag and left it on your front porch , you think it’s a sandwich but NAH , it’s just a plain ol’ turd hanging there as if jesus descended down from heaven . FUCK . THIS . SHIT . he should have KNOWN since it’s hosted by one of the most ‘ F A N C Y ‘ morty’s ( piece of shit , that one is ) . he’s NOT exactly sure WHY he hangs with him ---- maybe because he’s SMART and not a totally dimwitted SHITHEAD like the rest of their alternate kinds . . . it’s somewhat respectable .
BUT NOW , he’s STUCK in this PITY PARTY ( it’s gross , he hates it --- where the fuck did his rick go . ugly asshole ) . small , slender hands tugged out a red bag , pinching the top and tugging it open . he slipped his hand inside , grabbing a chip and ploppin’ it into his mouth . LUCKILY ! ! he had doritos to keep him company . while aiming to STUFF his mouth once more , the VOICE of the E V E R so APPRECIATED prince FORCE him to turn around ----- play nice . y e a h , r i g h t .
“ h-h-he wanted to come to this . . . what even is this ? ? a QUINCEANERA . hahaha ------- B U R P ! ! u-u-u-uuh -- yeah , best visitor as arrived . thanks for inviting us to this EXCITING party . can’t wait to SHIT my pants . “ it isn’t WRONG to have different views upon parties , he simply didn’t ENJOY these types of festivities --- they were too . . . contained , organized and frankly , too uptight . WHERE’S THE LIQUOR ! ? ! ? he’s practically DYING right NOW from the BORING MUSIC and BORING SLOW DANCES and all these DUMBASS MASK ! ! WHY THE MASK ! ? could be a reason WHY he hasn’t visited ( he’s pretty content with his original location ) elbows raised up , bag squished between his palms --- he shrugged . GUESS he got luck that his dimension didn’t COLLAPSE yet . . even if it would , he wouldn’t really let himself DIE just yet . that would DEFEAT the purpose of his goal . . . to P I S S himself off . GOT to finish that ! !
‘ ‘ FINALLY . W O O A H ! ! LIQUOR ! ! thought this ' PARTY ‘ was going to be L A M E . ‘ both index and middle fingers arose , narrowing down with each ‘ quote ‘ . he SERIOUSLY needed something to CHUG SOMETHING --- THEN the party will actually START . steppin ‘ over to the liquor section , he got himself a GOOD OL’ bottle of RIM . let’s be CLASSY tonight . instead of taking the CUP they offered , he just took the whole bottle . ‘ so , what’s up with the PARTY ? ? are you celebrating something ? ? ‘
#FUCK YEAH HARD LIQUOR FOR MEH BOIIII#hes gonna be a shit tbh#just warning ya lmao#∟🍸:: IC#∟🍸:: 2K17 SANCHEZ CHRISTMAS GALA#noricks#// drugs#// underage drinking
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