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some ancient festivus cats

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Describe your job, but make yourself sound like a villain (real job in the tags).

I manipulate trusting, innocent children into hanging onto my every word and use an arsenal of underhanded tricks and bribery to get them to parrot what I tell them. Forever.

#tesol

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some ancient festivus cats

#festivus #ancient shitposting #lolcats #happy holidays

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i made a uquiz to find out what kind of gf you are

#girlboss gf #(this tracks bc i took the quiz even though i don't want a gf)

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someone reported this as adult content 😂

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Dear Yuletide Writer 2022

Thank you very much for writing for me!  My fandom-specific prompts and thoughts are included in my sign-up, this is just some extra general information if you're into that kind of thing. :3

General Likes (Do Want) ‣ Poor Communication Skills™ ‣ first times ‣ kisses ‣ grand romantic gestures ‣ scene-setting and atmosphere ‣ domesticity / curtain fics ‣ kittens, puppies ‣ Jerks with Hearts of Gold and Stoic Woobies ‣ happy endings; ambiguous endings I like stories grounded in canon most of all but I can be sold on just about any divergence, AU included, if it's logical. I'd like to see your thought process in-narrative, though, otherwise I may have difficulty connecting with your interpretation. One notable exception is if you ignore or handwave canon heterosexual love interests. Please feel free to do that as much as you want.

General Yikes (Do Not Want) ‣ issuefic.I'm not here to engage with strangers' political views and/or commentary. ‣ any explicit sexual situations involving any character under the age of 18 ‣ heterosexual sex ‣ any relationship with elements of domination and/or submission (e.g. seme/uke dynamics or any approximation thereof) ‣ the absence of enthusiastic, unequivocal consent at any point during a sexual encounter ‣ pregnancy (kids are fine; I am just very #NOPE about the minutiae leading up to and surrounding actual childbirth) ‣ most hard kinks but especially incest, BDSM, rape fantasy, bloodplay, breathplay, scat, watersports, felching, munging, necro, bestiality.

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#lord of the rings #the rings of power #lotr:rop #rings of power #lotr #galadriel pls

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#birth #elderly memes for the elderly

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thing i wrote for YT this year :3

#the case files of jeweler richard #richard/seigi #richard ranashinha de vulpian #nakata seigi

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some ancient new year cats

#lolcats #christmas #happy new year #ancient shitposting

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some ancient xmas cats

#lolcats #christmas #happy holidays #ancient shitposting

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some ancient xmas eve cats

#lolcats #christmas eve #christmas #happy holidays #ancient shitposting

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some ancient festivus cats

#festivus #lolcats #ancient shitposting #happy holidays

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lawyers arguing their case but like it's an internet discourse post

#sporfle

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#cat cat cat cat cat

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the Cancer urge to take my things seriously and get a job

the Gemini urge to eat shit and die

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posting on twitter feels like throwing something you worked on for hours, days, weeks into a river, hoping it'll get swept out to sea for many people to experience, only for it to immediately crash into some rocks and explode. its gone now. if no one sees it in the 0.00003 seconds it exists on their timelines, no one ever will

posting on tumblr is like carefully placing your work in the middle of a dark abandoned factory, and slowly a bunch of weird little goblins manifest from the shadows and touch your work all over with their little raccoon hands and share it with each other. sometimes they find your thing again many years later and excitedly share it again

the weird goblins are much more enjoyable

#well #where is the lie