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It’s kind of wild to me that this blog has any followers lmao. Like,, I specifically said I only made it to post Garthycam. (Granted, 7 is not exactly a lot of followers, but it’s more than I expected lol)

But yeah, the only way this blog is ever posting again is if Garthy is in FHJY, which…actually doesn’t seem that unlikely, tbh. So…see you in May-June, hopefully??

#manifesting #I of all people want more garthy #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #garthy obrien #garthy o’brien #garthy o'brien

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The Most Fuckable Dimension 20 Character Is...

by the smallest margin of any poll with them in it by far, 102 votes (5.8%)

Garthy O'Brien!

Perhaps not surprising, as they doubled the next highest character by both points and total nominations, but it Annabelle put up one hell of a fight.

And with that, over the course of 24 days, 123 polls, and 70,997 votes cast, the fuckability tournament is complete!

It's been one hell of a ride, and I cannot express just how much I appreciate you all joining me for it. <3

#fuck yeah!!!! #if the existence of my compilation contributed to this win in ANY way then I can die happy 😌 #now I will fade back into the ether; never to post again #(except on my main but you’ll never find that muahahaha)

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Garthy Propaganda

(omitting only the many, many "need i elaborate?"/"it's self-explanatory" with no other comment on them responses, the only edits i've made to these are correcting a couple instances of misgendering and misspelled names)

"Over in the corner, you guys see what must be Garthy O'Brien. They're a tall, muscular, half orc aasimar. They're shirtless with a few accents of thin lined, geometric tattoo work around their wrists and biceps, as well as some floral tattoos on their midsection. They wear no shirt, but elaborate fabric-heavy harem pants and fine boots with like a myriad of like belts and straps and all that kind of stuff. Their head is shaved at the sides and back. Little flop of black hair on top. The irises are shimmering metallic gold. So it's like a halo superimposed on a jet black eye. They also have accented that by metallic silver makeup on their lips and a little around their eyes. You see that they have a massive two handed scimitar behind them that has a lot of like, gold rings, sort of stamped into the back of the blade. And there are gold rings jangling on the back of it. You also see that they have scars on their chest, as though they have gotten some kind of surgery, that they have like, disguised a little bit with some of those geometric celestial tattoos."

"first time i ever considered Brennan attractive"

"Nonbinary people are objectively hot especially when they have golden celestial tattoos also the voice Brennan does for them radiates comfort"

"HAVE YOUSEEN TJEM"

"This is self explanatory I feel like. Goddamn they're so fucking hot"

"Obviously? Their whole thing is like, angel succubus and also everything else, 10/10"

"They’re suave, they’re sexy, and I’d risk it all for them."

"They are the most pansexual sexy mother fucker in all of D20, frankly I don't blame Sandra Lynn, I would fuck them too and I don't think my wife would even be mad"

"i had to submit a second form because i cannot believe i forgot them. GOD they’re so hot. i’ve derived entire OCs just so i could create a character in their universe that had a SLIVER of a chance of getting with them. i don’t even have WORDS for how hot they are just pure unbridled unthinking lust. and you KNOW they’re a good fuck too. like they KNOW what they’re doing. sandra lynn didn’t cheat on jawbone for shit sex, like that questionable choice was arguably worth it."

"they’re a pirate, they’re trans, what more can you ask for"

"Sandra Lynn and I have some stuff in common"

"I have eyes and a pulse??? sexy non-binary pirate with the biggest dick energy on the planet…. sweet Jesus……."

"This is entirely self explanatory I feel, but they have to be the single hottest NPC Brennan has ever done. They're live in a pirate city! You might also get to fuck Sandra Lynn and/or Jawbone if they're down! They'd be infinitely respectful of you! There are no Ls here."

"I’m asexual (??? maybe just ace-spec, who knows) but I once had a dream about Garthy that was the closest I’ve ever gotten (and probably the closest I ever will get) to a sex dream. Also I made a compilation of literally every single word they speak because I’m so obsessed with their voice (I don’t want to post it on main for reasons, but I’m considering making a sideblog just to post it…would you reblog it if I tagged you 👀👀)"

"EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM"

"I think I’m mostly just in love with Brennan saying ‘Lovey’"

"CANONICALLY fuckable. just ask jack brakkow"

"Smooth, silver tongued, confident, they know how to take care of their patrons and partners alike. Flirty, fun, hot."

"see. we all know they're hot and fuckable and cool as hell. we all know this"

"Yes."

"Pansexual hedonist, plus that accent"

"It’s the voice (also everything else they do)"

"intelligent, considerate, and nonbinary"

"the voice, the gender, the everything"

"Nonbinary. hot."

"The origin of Night yorb is their name. Orc satanist. Gnc. Buisness owner. The child and parent of ayda (my beloved.) But most of all they just got it going on. Milkshakes to the yard and all that"

"this is honestly objectively true. gold gardens. they’re just fuckable. their art? their tattoos? that fucking accent?????????? beautiful handsome attractive kind"

"They’re just. Hot. The pirate theme is smth but also just, they’re shirtless and full of good fashion honestly I would kill for the chance"

"they are a truly GORGEOUS individual, and their fashion sense is second to none. Garthy seems to be a bit of a cheeky flirt to be sure, but they're also a deeply caring & emotionally tuned-in person, & I reckon their foreplay & aftercare game goes buckwild. 10/10 would love to have a several-week-long pleasure binge at the Gold Gardens after a hard year's adventuring. They've got a 21 in charisma & if you didn't realise that just seeing them for the first time, you'll know it for sure after your first night with them! ;)"

"have you seen them. their whole thing is fucking people. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM. canonically fucks incredibly well"

"Look they run a brothel and they've had sex with both parts of a monogamous couple they know what to do ok. And their vibes are so comforting I love them. And also they're hot."

"Their whole deal + Descended from celestials specialized in fucking people into being decent."

#posting it here too because omg that’s my propaganda #garthysweep pleaseeeeee

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The Dimension 20 Fuckability Tournament Final Match-up:

At this point, we've heard many arguments for both sides of this epic sexy pirate face-off.

They're both pirates/sailors with incredible accents and self-confidence in spades.

Garthy O'Brien dedicates their entire life to making everyone around them feel as good as possible. Their whole thing is part of an orcish succubus-type situation that's basically fucking people into being good. They are the embodiment of Good, Giving, and Game. Their CHA is 21.

Captain Annabelle Cheddar was a royal, the heir of House Cheddar. But she gave up those rules and that pressure and chose a life of adventure on the ocean, where she developed core strength such that her thighs are weapons. She is strong willed and extremely loyal. She stands up for what she believes in, and she doesn't back down from a challenge.

#one last time #y’all already know #anyway HOT PIRATE FIGHT #also I’m not ashamed to say I’ve been relistening to my own compilation #and I still love them (no surprises there)

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"Garthy O'Brien is the single sexiest motherfucker in the entire d20 canon. Their entire thing is making everyone feel as good as they possibly can. Their voice is to fucking die for. They're even nonbinary."

"He's so hot that just taking a run gets him trending on social media. He literally has disadvantage to stealth because he's so damn sexy."

#their voice ABSOLUTELY IS to die for #also I’m putting it in the post itself now bc it’s the semifinals and I might as well #assuming garthy wins this one ​I’ll do it for the finals too #I’m so excited for the finals to be a HOT PIRATE FIGHT lmao #anyway #y’all already know

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"Smooth, silver tongued, confident, they know how to take care of their patrons and partners alike. Flirty, fun, hot."

"I like em big and dumb <3"

#y’all already know #(again the 38-minute compilation of them is in my pinned post!)

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"Pansexual hedonist, plus that accent" (link goes to a soundcloud of them talking. do yourself a favor and listen. mmm.)

"an absolute flirt, and a slut (affectionate) icon ...who is for the forseeable future committed to a monogamous relationship with esmé. I hear the sex is fantastic tho, and after the passing of esme in however-long-humans-live in centuries/seconds/weeks, you KNOW lady chirp is gonna be back to chirpsing anyone that so much as smiles at her"

#omg ty for the link to my comp :D #y’all already know #(apparently that’s just my tag for the poll posts now)

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"They are the most pansexual sexy mother fucker in all of D20, frankly I don't blame Sandra Lynn, I would fuck them too and I don't think my wife would even be mad"

"woman good with sword. if the world is just i would not be asked explain myself further."

#again #y’all already know #I'm just gonna keep reblogging only the polls with garthy lol #and if you want a reason to vote for them remember to look at my pinned post for the compilation of them

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"GOD they’re so hot. i’ve derived entire OCs just so i could create a character in their universe that had a SLIVER of a chance of getting with them. i don’t even have WORDS for how hot they are just pure unbridled unthinking lust. and you KNOW they’re a good fuck too. like they KNOW what they’re doing. sandra lynn didn’t cheat on jawbone for shit sex, like that questionable choice was arguably worth it."

"am i attracted to girls? no. does literally everyone she meets want to fuck her? absolutely. jack canonically has playboy-type magazines featuring her in them. she deserves this"

#y’all already know

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This is late but here's my personal taste bracket for the @d20fuckability tournament (obviously Garthy wins but the rest of the bracket is important too)

#I'm asexual so this was somewhat difficult but I did my best lol #I'm also bi and I think this *really* showcases which way my tastes lean lmaooo #anyway sorry for breaking my rule of only posting the one thing but I simply HAD to do this #I'm not doing one for actual predictions because I'm not good at predicting things #I just wanted to inflict my opinions on everyone #dimension 20 #d20fuckability #fantasy high #fhsy #garthy o'brien #garthy o’brien

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sup, it's me lmao

to everyone on this post (cc @longholyscream @fox-bright @midnitedraws), thanks for the advice!! here's the compilation :D

(I’m not sure if you’re the right person to ask this, so if you know of someone who would be better suited, please let me know.)

Background: I have a somewhat embarrassing crush on a character in a DND actual play show, especially their voice. This was extreme enough that I actually went back through the show and edited together an audio clip of literally every time this character speaks, cutting out every other character’s responses/etc, and it wound up being just under 40 minutes. All this, just so that I could listen to their voice.

Would this be allowed on AO3? It’s only a compilation, so I wasn’t sure if it would count as transformative. I don’t want to post it on Tumblr because I feel weird about people knowing exactly how obsessed I am with this character, and AO3 gives me the ability to stay anonymous while still sharing something I put a lot of effort into.

Thank you!!

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I don't think that's sufficiently transformative for AO3.

#if all goes well no one will ever know my main #muahahaha #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhsy #pirates of leviathan #garthy o'brien #garthy o’brien

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I'm irrationally obsessed with Garthy O'Brien, especially their voice, so I made a compilation of literally every word they speak in FHSY and PiroL. Enjoy!

@d20fuckability

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #pirates of leviathan #garthy o'brien #garthy o’brien #garthy obrien #the name is bc I had to title it when I was making it in imovie and I couldn't think of anything better so I used this as a placeholder #but now it is garthycam in my heart forever 😌 #also fun fact I made this like last april lmao #I just didn't want to post it on my main blog and I didn't know where else to share it #but I finally gave in and just made a sideblog dedicated to it so here we are #hoping soundcloud's moderation system is still bad enough that they won't take this down #if they do I'll update this with a new link #I posted it on there because I didn't want it to be hosted on tumblr #bc that could get annoying when you're trying to listen to a 40-minute compilation lol #this way you can listen to it on soundcloud or download it or whatever #SoundCloud