tag yourself-seven deadly sins
lust: lace blouses, stargazing, french pastries, whispered secrets, lovely baths, impulsive shopping, plants on a windowsill, ice cream sundaes, concerts, soft voices
sloth: oversized sweaters, dreamy sunsets, gold sunlight, doodling, sunflower fields, paint smears on clothes, the smell of tangerines, writing in a diary, vivid dreams
envy: silver necklaces, flannel shirts, sharp eyeliner, neon lights, cursive handwriting, bullet journals, leather purses, finding loose change, tired eyes, classic movies
gluttony: iced tea, cuddles, soft blankets, evening laughter, a slow dance, washi tape, tousled hair, procrastination, learning foreign words, city lights at night
wrath: killer heels, leather jackets, sewn-on patches, firm baked cookies, red lipstick, 90s music, dusty book piles, pictures of clouds, fresh snow, evening drives
pride: fountains in city squares, jazz music, cozy apartments, turtleneck sweaters, smokey eyes, acoustic songs, pastel colors, strawberries, nostalgia, improv comedy
greed: glossy makeup, enamel pins, 2am texts, charm bracelets, denim jackets, calligraphy, classic movies, vintage mirrors, wax sealed envelopes, good grades
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A VA Commission for Tarma Hartley by @prozdvoices . Based on my Mafia/Baker AU romance fic, Lapsus Or Pie-Eyed Over You?
His Patreon page: http://www.patreon.com/ProZD
Mafia/Baker AU comics that this fic is based on are by @nimpnawakproduction
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Oh my lord, I LOVE THIS SO FREAKIN MUCH! IT’S SO FREAKIN A AWESOME! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! :) *highfive*
It’s UTTER PERFECTION, AS ALWAYS! The voice nuances are absolutely spot on-AS ALWAYS-and the romance comes through loud and clear.
It’s silly romantic fluff and I’m quite a hopeless romantic, I admit it.
The fic itself is one romantic cliche after another but who cares? It’s cute, sweet and romantic! :D
I’m sitting here listening to the fic VA-the entire fic appears in this VA-and I have a HUGE, BIG, GOOFY STUPID GRIN on my face, giggling like a schoolgirl. *I couldn’t help but laugh when Phoenix is trying so hard to express how he feels and, like all the silly, cheesy romantic plots they use in romantic comedies, its just endearingly cute. He’s adorable when he’s flustered!*
I also loved it when Phoenix finally blurted out what he thought that Miles said-which he did, by the way, he just wasn’t aware of it-and Miles is, in turn, flustered. He really wants to ask him out and had an idea of how he wanted to go about it and then he blurts out his true feelings when he’s busy reading some of his correspondence. It’s so damned cute, adorable and just plain sweet when he’s flailing around trying to express himself and he’s having as much trouble as Phoenix is.
What decides it is the crestfallen tone Phoenix’s voice has when he says “Oh” and Miles says the heck with his idea and does exactly as he’s wanted to for the past four months: he kisses him first and then asks him out. I loved the tone in Miles’ thoughts when he’s kissing Phoenix: that sexy, smooth tone when he thinks “I could get used to this” and that made me giggle foolishly, too. :”)
Miles has such a sweet lilt to his voice when he asks Phoenix out and I adore the playful tone that Phoenix has when he says “I thought you’d never ask… Miles” and that laugh of pure joy made me melt into an oooey, gooey mess inside.
AWESOME, AMAZING, FANTASTIC & ALL AROUND SPECTACULAR, AS ALWAYS, PROZ! YOU’RE A FREAKIN A GENIUS! I’M VERY, VERY PLEASED WITH MY VA COMMISSION! :)
Hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I do! :)
HEADS UP: The next two VA’s I’m going to post at some point are angsty so just a warning in advance.
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NSFW ORAL STARTERS
“Open wide, (name).”
“Spread your legs for me, (name).”
“Let me taste you, please (name).”
“Your ass/pussy looks so nice. I need a taste.”
“My tongue has missed your ass/pussy so much.”
“Don’t hold back, now. I wanna know how much you love my tongue.”
“You want my tongue? Beg me for it.”
“You want my tongue? Ride it.”
“Come sit on my face, (name).”
“Can I try sitting on your face?”
“Fuck. I could eat you up.”
“I’m so hard/wet. Want a taste?”
“I’m gonna make you scream, only using my tongue.”
“I was hoping I could skip straight to dessert.”
“Please, I need your tongue~”
"I wonder if I’ll choke on you this time.”
“That feels amazing, (name). Don’t stop~”
“You’re shivering. Does that mean you want more?”
“Don’t bite!”
“Gentle…”
“Harder.”
“Fuck me with your tongue.”
“Slow– slow down.”
“A little more. I know you can take it.”
“You can take more than that, can’t you?”
“That’s it, keep going~”
“Fuck my face.”
“Would you do that thing with your tongue for me again?”
“Am I pulling your hair too hard?”
“Fuck. So good. Just a little deeper.”
“I’m close… Just a few more seconds…”
“I could just slide your panties aside and-”
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Random Smut Starters
“Fuck me harder.”
“Spank me.”
“Slow down…”
“You should spank me.”
“I wanna be choked.”
“A little faster…”
“Choke me, (name).”
“Keep counting with me – four… five…”
“You remember your safe word, right?”
“Okay… you can move now.”
“Please? I know I can take it.”
“Fill me up, (name).”
“I feel so full…”
“I can taste myself on your kisses…”
“Beg for my cock.”
“Play with my nipples.”
“You’re so hard~”
“Fuck me like you hate me.”
“Pull my hair.”
“You’re so fucking tight.”
“Dripping wet and I haven’t even touched you yet…”
“I need you inside me. Now.”
“I can’t wait that long. I wanna take you right here.”
“I wanna watch you ride me.”
“You’re taking my cock so well, (name).”
“I love your cock/pussy, (name).”
“More… I need more.”
“You’re so full already, do you think you can take more?”
“Bad boys/girls don’t get to make the rules.”
“You’re being punished – no coming until I say so.”
“I’m so close…”
“Fuck! Right there!”
“I’m not sure if you can take all of me…”
“I don’t know if that’s going to fit…”
“Do you wanna use the toys tonight?”
“On your knees. Just like we practiced.”
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𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓 / 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
change any gendered language to your needs. ♡
“ you don’t have to hide your tears from me . ”
“ you’re doing great , okay ?? i mean it . ”
“ you are so strong . ”
“ please don’t ever give up . ”
“ i will always believe in you . ”
“ why do you always think you have to do everything on your own ?? ”
“ it’s okay , i’m here . i’ll always be here . ”
“ you’ve always been strong for me . let me return the favor . ”
“ just listen to my heartbeat , okay ?? ”
“ come on , take a deep breath . it’s gonna be alright . ”
“ please , just hold me . ”
“ you always meant the world to me . i’m sorry i let you forget that . ”
“ i never stopped loving you . ”
“ you’ll feel better if you talk about it . i’m here to listen . ”
“ you’re so much more than the mistakes you’ve made . ”
“ i forgive you . ”
“ you are so fucking powerful . ”
“ i’m not leaving you here . ”
“ i trust you more than anyone else in this universe . ”
“ it’s okay to be confused . nobody has all the answers . ”
“ i’m so , so sorry . you didn’t deserve that . ”
“ healing is not linear , but it’s always moving forward . ”
“ you can admit that you’re hurting . it’s okay to not be okay . ”
“ hold my hand ?? ”
“ you are my home . ”
“ no matter what anyone else says , you are so important to me . ”
“ don’t worry . i’ll protect you . ”
“ shh , it was just a nightmare . you’re safe . ”
“ don’t talk about yourself like that . ”
“ just say the word . you know i’d do anything for you . ”
“ you are loved . ”
“ i just need a hug . ”
“ i’ll destroy anything that so much as thinks of harming you . ”
“ don’t ever let anyone make you feel ashamed of who you are . ”
“ you’re not alone . you’re stuck with me forever . sorry . ”
“ well , hello sleeping beauty . you fell asleep on me . ”
“ if you don’t take your butt back to bed , i will carry you there myself . ”
“ i’m sorry to wake you up , but i really need someone to talk to . ”
“ i hate seeing you like this … please , let me help . ”
“ you are & always will be precious to me . ”
“ i can’t believe that asshole said that to you . it’s not true , you know . ”
“ you want me to punch him in the face ?? ”
“ you deserve every good thing in the world . ”
“ you know i always have your back . ”
“ you don’t have to worry about anything , as long as i’m around . ”
“ stop apologizing , okay ?? i’ve already told you i’ve forgiven you a hundred times now . ”
“ don’t beat yourself up over this . be kind to yourself , it’s not your fault . ”
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less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes
ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)
✦ to finger my muse
✧ to give my muse oral
☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public
✻ to catch my muse masturbating
✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours
❆ to tease my muse
❁ for our muses first time
✶ for something awkward to happen during sex
♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex
♤ for my muse to help yours undress
☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing
♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched
♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure
♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex
♦ my muse sneezes during sex
♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex
✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature
© for morning sex
✘ to eat food off of my muse
♕ make your own scenario
WORDS:
“god, you look so good”
“fuck—”
“i got you, baby”
“you’re being so good for me”
“i promise i’ll be a good”
“please”
“you have to be quiet if you want to cum”
“say please?”
“are you gonna be good for me?”
“shit— i have to pee”
“wait, that hurts”
“not there”
“that feels so good”
“touch me here”
“did you just yawn?”
“you make me feel so good”
“do you like this?”
“i want to hear you when you cum”
“i’m so close”
“i need you”
“how much do you want to cum?”
“turn around”
“your fingers feel amazing”
“i’m yours”
“you’re mine”
“tell me you’re mine”
“you sound so pretty when you moan”
“harder”
“wait—”
“is this okay?”
“say it again”
“i love you”
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Injured/Bleeding Sentence Starters
“That’s a lot of blood…”
“That’s not good…”
“I think that’s more than a little cut.”
“You’re looking rather pale.”
“You’re bleeding!”
“That doesn’t look good…”
“I don’t think that’s suppose to come out.”
“That’s a bit of an interesting angle for that to go at.”
“How do I get it to stop?!”
“How are you still standing?!”
“Don’t get up, you’ll make it worse.”
“What happened to you?”
“I can’t feel my fingers anymore…”
“Everything hurts.”
“Is everything supposed to go dark?”
“Ow, yeah, okay, that’s starting to hurt.”
“It’s just a cut.”
“I’ve had worse.”
“You’re bleeding all over my floor!”
“You better not die on me.”
“They got a lucky shot…”
“Next time don’t call me to come over only to find you in a pool of your own blood!”
“You need to keep pressure on it.”
“Don’t move!”
“That looks nasty.”
“Am I dying?”
Send 🔪+ your own
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high quality meme starters
taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner .
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞
❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞
❝ succ ❞
❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
❝ n - nani ?!? ��
❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞
❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞
❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞
❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞
❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞
❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞
❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞
❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞
❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞
❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞
❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞
❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞
❝ nice . >:] ❞
❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
❝ the more you know ! ❞
❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
❝ epic jojoke . ❞
❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞
❝ are you sure about that ? ❞
[ dabs ]
❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞
❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞
❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
❝ we are number one ! ❞
❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a bad time - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞
❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞
❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
❝ POOTIS . ❞
❝ ECH . ❞
❝ do not presume . ❞
❝ i’m gay . ❞
❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞
❝ expand dong . ❞
❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞
❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞
❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞
❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞
❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞
❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞
❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞
❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
❝ WOOMY . ❞
❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞
❝ exotic butters . ❞
❝ gotta go fast ! ❞
❝ what does the fox say ? ❞
❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞
❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞
❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞
❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞
❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞
❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
❝ owo what’s this ? ❞
❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞
❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞
❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞
❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞
❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞
❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞
❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞
❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
❝ ya like jazz ? ❞
❝ ow the edge ❞
❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞
❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞
❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞
❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞
❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
❝ DOH ! ❞
❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞
❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞
❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
❝ look at this photograph ! ❞
❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞
❝ can’t touch this . ❞
❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞
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Reblog if you think that Persona 4 is still one of the best games ever made!
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Honestly same
Me: "lmao guys I promise I'm not into that kinky stuff. I'm asexual pffft how could I???"
Also me: *plays Jumin's bad end in Mystic Messenger, spends 18 hours of my day looking through intense Viktuuri smut, reads Blood Bank and Killing Stalking*
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