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If you only just hit 20? You're a kid. You're a child. I'm patting your head. You have so much in front of you. I'm proud of you and I'm so excited for your future. Of which there is a lot, because you are a small child.

No I did mean ten years ago. I was 16 ten years ago, I was a kid.

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The demon queen's moral code is inscrutable

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As someone who grew up with "I'm not going to praise you for doing what's expected of you; that's not being good, that's doing the bare minimum" I want to encourage you to celebrate every little thing you can. Everything that takes energy and effort should be appreciated and you're allowed to be happy about trying.

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Jackie my beloved 😩🙏

#oc #nsfw

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I think the reason I respect Borderlands 2 more than any of Bethesda's Fallouts is because BL2 doesn't pretend to be anything more than it is. Fallout 3 and 4 want you to think they're these deep, dramatic, morally complex epics when all you're really doing is running around an open world and shooting stuff with the barest suggestion of a plot. BL2 says "hey, welcome to our open world where you can shoot stuff" and then surprises you by actually having pretty memorable and fun characters and some legitimately funny jokes.

#borderlands #fallout

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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

#dungeons & dragons

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TRUE actually. the player characters of Borderlands 2 are an alcoholic with stunted growth, a soldier who was set to be executed by firing squad, an anarchistic autistic girl with a murder charge on her head, some kind of androgynous, faceless cyborg, an autistic woman who escaped a cult, and a man suffering from extreme schizophrenia. you fight a corporation led by a fascist, colonizing dictator who hates you for being a "savage." there's an underlying message here about the exploited, poor, strange and criminal rising up against the squeaky clean corporate overlord.

#borderlands

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TRUE nobody on that writing staff thought bonerfart or claptrap or shooty mcface were legitimately clever comedy, it's funny because it's STUPID and it commits to the bit hard enough to loop around to being funny again. Marvel doesn't do this, and later Borderlands games dont even understand this. this is why BL3 doesn't work, it's not self-aware enough.

#borderlands

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Borderlands is so funny with its morality. Murder is treated as a total whatever, but Obviously everyone is for queer rights. Why wouldn't you be? What's wrong with you?

#dungeons & dragons

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Borderlands is so funny with its morality. Murder is treated as a total whatever, but Obviously everyone is for queer rights. Why wouldn't you be? What's wrong with you?

#borderlands

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I was thinking "wow i must be the biggest Sunset Shimmer fan" and realised nope; three girls outrank me

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I will forever remember the Bleach filler giving us "Tauche dich sofort auf", which was not only butchered pronunciation-wise, but makes no sense grammatically.

All I'm saying is anybody who thinks the Japanese animation industry commits uniquely baffling crimes upon the English language has not properly appreciated what it does to German.

#media #anime #language #german

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What would you say is your favorite character in Elden Ring so far?

It's Ranni.

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Being an autistic adult is scary. I've long since stopped trusting my ability to infer what other people are thinking or feeling about me. Best I can do is educated guesses.

This person has generally been friendly towards me, but is that because they like me or because they're hiding their burning hatred beneath a veneer of politeness? There is literally no way to know. The worst part is that you can ask but there's still no way to know if they'll tell you their honest feelings or not.

The only assumption I can make is that if someone repeatedly makes the unprompted effort to approach me, that person probably likes me reasonably well. So the logical course of action is clearly to never approach anyone first and only speak when spoken to. This is definitely the right solution. Good job, me.

No.

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