shout out to this anon in particular. im engaged, getting a degree in advocacy and a masters of social work, ive opened a nonprofit and become a grantwriter, and he.... had his mom call him when he sent this.
im actually like a genuinely great person. the only reason i saw this is so that all the pictures of my fiance are properly tagged so i can find them for the wedding reception so like. this is exceptionally funny to me. no i didn't deserve terrible things but goddamn for someone older than me, hes accomplished nothing and im a requested public speaker who gets paid a lot of money for people to hear what i have to say. its really that easy.
so anyways if people are being shit to you, fucking ignore that lmao because sometimes they just genuinely dont know jack shit
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Heh Smol feral Bart patch and Thad patch have been made.
They can be found in the shop here
(ID: Image one, a photo of a patch. It is of Impulse, he stands on his hands and feet and his back is arched as he stares at the viewer.
Image two, a photo of a patch, it is of a half body of Inertia, he is at a 3/4ths angle, his arms are crossed and he looks annoyed. -ID End)
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timbart brainrot hcs hold on
((click read mre :3)) ((2nd 1))
♡ they dont know hwo 2 tie showlaces
-velcro straps!!! or ig in barts case belts idkdsahfkjsa
♡ tims uses "baby/honey" while bart says "bro/pookie"(darling)
♡ "tim im bored"
-tim; pulls out a fidget cube, silly putty, 3ds & 20$ out of nowhere
-basically, tim always has stuff 2 give 2 bart idk how 2 word uhhh
♡ when every tim loses stuff and gets EXTREAMLY stressed about it, hell always turn around and just see it on a counter or smth cause bart ran around the world 2 find like a lost bat-a-rang or smth
♡ matching accessories always, its like, a given 4 every ship ever
♡ tim carries around a photo of bart around 4 comfort
♡ tim asked bart if he could teach him future language(i fogot what its called HELP)
♡ bart hides under tims cape; plays around, ects
-he pick up the ends and follows tim around like one of those royal guards(PLS TELL ME THIS MAKES SENSE I CANT FIND A PICTURE 4 THE LIFE OF ME(fuck it ill just draw it))
♡ plays w/hair
-"bart how is ur hair so big?" "i just dont use conditioner" "waht"
♡ tim prolly has some meta-devoloped gene bc gotham water is nasty- & can usually guess where bart is when he runs off
♡ tim; staying up late 2 finish a case & bart hangs out w/him so when he finsihes he can get cuddles
-3 hrs l8r tim hasnt moved an inch but hes finsihed and turns around 2 see bart asleep on the floor, sitting upright
-he wakes him up and they both fall asleep together(dont ask y i thought of this its oddly specific isnt it,,,)
♡ they make playlists 4 eachother all the time & prolly name it either like "fart" or "is it weird i miss the sound of ur heartbeat?"
♡ experiments. they conduct the most unhinged unethical science experiments possible. to others or on each other it doesnt matter, they r herbert westing and daniel caining the world together
♡ bart having 2 sound out words like "to-get-her" everytime he write it while tim just keyboard smashes and gives his abomination a new meaning
-Faaos; the last resort or final option
♡ tim taught bart how 2 swim, but forgot he doesnt swim that often(that acid water man) & realized he doesnt remember how 2 swim vry well
-so they just swam around in the shallow end trying not 2 drown every 8 seconds
♡ barts prolly the reason how tim keeps getting all his contraband items
-no more sugar-- and he has peeps,,,
-ur arms broken, ur not allowed 2 skateboard till-- how did u get that?
-no he doesnt steal back any caffeine related items or technology cause blah blah
-if anything, bart drinks the caffeine in front of tim and then passes out
♡ i love that they both love doughnuts, they have doughnut dates test tasting doughnuts around the world or some cheesy shit like that
♡ "pls dont cut ur hair, its pretty"
♡ tim likes putting make-up on bart, bart doesnt know what make-up is
-this reminds me that bart is RLLY not good at disguses, i mean he just throws on a coat and calls it a day, i feel liek tim would have a fun time dressing him up like a doll
♡ watch buzzfeed unsolved(watcher) & decide 2 catch some ghosts
-they accidentally get transported into limbo & almost die but overall a spooky experience 10/10
♡ bart gives tim things that just randomly remind him of tim
-like this cool rock he found in czech or this pokemon packet he picked up from japan or a random silver dollar he found in germany or-
♡ competitive geo-guesser/competitive chess
♡ randomly holding face w/hand(both of em do this gay boys)
♡ OK KINDA ANGSTY BUT-
-they subconsciously follow each other around
-theyre vry co-dependent in a way i cant explain w/out rambling
-tim leaves the room? bart follows right after. bart sits on the coach? tims right next to him.
♡ try 2 "out-height" each other by wearing increasingly taller heels
♡ bart goes up 2 tim @ random times and recites a random pick-up line he read online
-it happened in the middle of battle once and tim froze 4 a bit
♡ tim invites bart 2 galas so they can hide under the food table & tie rich-losers shoe-laces together(except they dont know how so they just knot them together)
♡ tim defiantly does a specific training regime so he can carry barts body mass at all times
-due 2 the amount of times bart just throws himself at him
-also time wants 2 always b sure he can carry bart around
♡ head/hair kisses
tas all 4 now :3 ♡♡♡ i love bing in my own lil corner where i can stay in my own ooc world
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