gilbertledino

[gilbertledino]

Hephaestion, holding Craterus by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!

Craterus, visibly afraid: U-uh… Alexander told me to have a good day!

Hephaestion, lowering their fist: You make a good point…

#hephaestion #Craterus #alexander the making of a god #alexander x hephaestion #incorrect quotes

[gilbertledino]

Alexander : How’re you feeling?

Hephaestion : Not good. I have this headache that comes and goes.

Stateira, walks into the room : ...

Hephaestion : There it is.

#alexander the great #alexander the making of a god #alexander iii of macedon #hephaestion #alexander x hephaestion #Stateira #incorrect quotes #hephaestion is so jealous #we read him like an open book

[gilbertledino]

Toji : Do you know what the question I’m asked most often is?

Shiu : “Will you please leave the premises”?

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Shiu : You’d do that for me?

Toji : I’d do a lot of things to you.

Shiu : ... You mean ‘for me’?

Toji : That too.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Toji : You know archaic Latin?

Shiu : I got bored with classical Latin.

Toji : You know normal Latin?

Shiu : Yeah someone from my knitting club taught me.

Toji : YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Shiu : You don't know everything about me Replacement. Now do you want a sweater or a scarf?

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu #I totally see Shiu doing knitting

[gilbertledino]

Toji : I’ve got an appetite for destruction.

Shiu : If you cut out our cookies to spell “DESTRUCTION,” I’m kicking you out of the house.

Toji, nibbles on a crudely-cut “R”-shaped cookie: ...

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Hephaistion : Don’t overreact.

Alexander , already digging their own grave and shoveling the dirt back on themself : I’m not.

#alexander the great #alexander the making of a god #hephaestion #Alexandre is excessive and I love it #incorrect quotes

[gilbertledino]

Toji : Am I cool or what?

Shiu : What.

Toji : I said, am I cool or-

Shiu : Yeah, I heard you.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu #love-hate relationship

[gilbertledino]

Philip II : For the last time, Alexander, you cannot be a part of this family if you are a satanist!

Alexander : ...

Alexander : I was literally just eating a salad.

#alexander the great #alexander the making of a god #philip ii of macedon #I have a hyper fixation on Alexander the Great #and the docu-series is very good #I'm gay and autistic #what more do you need to love Alexander #incorrect quotes

[gilbertledino]

Toji : I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Shiu : This is a lie.

Shiu : I'm literally dating you. This is a lie.

Shiu : YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Toji : I think we should kiss.

Shiu : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Toji : To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #toji fushiguro

[gilbertledino]

Toji : One time I was with a friend and- oh wait, that was you.

Shiu : Yeah, I figured. You don’t have any other friends.

#jjk #incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro

[gilbertledino]

Toji : This date is boring.

Shiu : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Toji : Then why did you invite me?

Shiu : I didn't. I specifically said, "don't come with me", and you said, "Fuck you, Shiu, I do whatever I want", and followed me here.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Toji : Someone needs to take me out.

Shiu : Like, on a date, or with a sniper?

Toji : Surprise me.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Suguru : Sometimes I feel like dying.

Satoru : Wha-

Suguru : And then I remember that I won't be able to see you if I do.

Satoru, blushes:

________

Toji : Sometimes I feel like dying.

Shiu : Good for you.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #sugusato #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu

[gilbertledino]

Toji : We're great together because we're so different.

Shiu : True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.

#incorrect quotes #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shiu kong #toji fushiguro #shiutoji #tojishiu