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The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

#long post #posts from a different timeline

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lord forgive for i am making a post

#mood

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joining the war on autism on the side of the autism etc etc

#pokemon #n harmonia #my beloved

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#kingdom hearts #THIS IS SO PRETTY

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uuugh photoshop inexplicably crashed and it now refusing to open

#gira talk

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

#pokemon #pfft

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#big mood

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I have a bunch of beads on my desk obvs since I've started making bracelets and man. sometimes I just wanna put them in my mouth

#gira talk

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

#LITERALLY

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

#the amount of times I discounted paint for people just bc they were nice to me #it's very fun lol

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#LITERALLY

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tecna. she is so underrated

#winx club #NICEU

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#the ogre is just jealous

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had the incredibly unnerving experience of switching off the radio and getting out of the car only to hear the song keep playing before I realised that I wasn't in a movie this was just a petrol station also playing the same station and that is how radio works

#pfft

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

#whew

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#pokemon #I'm a POLIWAG #and my partner is a klawf #idk I can jive with that #I feel like we've got good type coverage #and we're funny

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

#please I've gotta start looking for a better job