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My best friend for 17 years is visiting me this week and I never noticed how much I viscerally needed her

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Watched a tiktok about a truth serum where it doesn't make you tell the truth but that whatever you say becomes the truth. That's so fucking cool to think about

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steddie but to the tune of "The sacrificed game" where Eddie is the demon and Steve is the kid his parents forgot to pick up and in the midst of the fighting and the people trying to kill them, they fall in love and rescue each other and they leave the school holding hands and stuff

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie x steve

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Steve Hartington as his own pool boy and Eddie comes around for moral support and gawking, dressed like a trophy wife.

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie x steve

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Oh this fallout series is going to be my new thing huh. That's fine I'll just add it to my EVER GROWING COLLECTION OF THINGS NO BIG DEAL I HAVE TONS OF ROOM IN THIS EMPTY ASS AMPHITHEATER I CALL A BRAIN

#fallout series #fallout amazon #lucy mclean #maximus #the ghoul

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jumanji!steddie who when Eddie comes back and they find Steve has been pretending to be a psychic as a way to get by. Steve almost doesn't recognize Eddie who has finally grown in to his features and looks amazing with his long hair and stick and poke tattoos and faints when he finds out the hot man standing near the kids he babysits part time isn't a creep but Eddie who he's loved for years.

When Eddie smacks his cheeks to wake him up Steve calls Robin and leaves a voicemail saying how he thinks he's relapsed and screams when he sees the board game that effectively ruined his life. Robin was at work and on her break she listened to the voicemail and went home to get to him. On the way she meets Nancy and Jonathan who are amateur paranormal hunters who have been investigating the disappearing kids and weird creatures that have been spotted in Hawkins for YEARS.

They get over to Steve's house who wasn't there. Cue panic.

This is going to be so good I keep getting fun ideas for this fic ahhhh

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #jonathan byers #jumanji

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Car parts sales man Steve who knows maybe 10 things about cars and mechanic Eddie who has to type what he wants on Steve's computer. "Because a face that pretty doesn't need anything behind it" and Steve wants to be mad and offended but Eddie smells good despite being covered in grease and oil and making his keyboard sticky. When he changes to be a driver Eddie single-handedly makes him late on every run because he's too busy chatting him up to actually grab what Steve brought over. Steve finds out he runs the shop and his uncle owns it and hey they need someone to answer the phone and manage their money wanna work here instead? And Steve quits and gets eaten out for his trouble. Brings in a resume and Eddie makes him cum on it.

#steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie x steve #mechanic!eddie

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I love rejecting Astarion from joining, but I also love telling him to go back to camp and then right away asking him to join up and IMMEDIATELY following it up with sending him back.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #baldurs gate astarion

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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

yeah absolutely I'll click on a link from someone who's anonymous. I'm sure it's not a scam or something terrible.

Fucking over cooked shrimp. Get real

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So I'll be the one to say it since no one else is: bumblebee would be a fantastic lover. Optimus prime ehhhh maybe not so much but bumblebee??? I'll get on my knees for ONE man

#transformers #transformers bumblebee #optimus prime

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my ex. Who was only dating me to get cheap rent is now going the extra mile which they've never done for me for their date tonight with someone. I should be happy for them but I can't help feeling bitter. I also feel guilty because I'm dating someone else. Is this weird am I being gross I'm ????? God I want to be normal

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Anyone else remember the series of the witchy/vampirey teacher with the green necklace??? Holy shit that brought me back

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emotional rambling

I was never a person for my roommate I was only a convenient taxi service and it's hard coming to terms with the fact that I was emotionally manipulated and taken advantage of. I moved across the country to be with them only to get dumped and made to feel disgusting and then only kept around actively to drive them around and never invited places and only texted when they needed a ride back home at all hours of the night. I was conveniently around for cheap rent. I'm. So fucking tired of feeling like this. I know it's not emotional abuse but it fucking feels like it dude

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Alastor in one of Valentino's club to rub elbows watching the crowd go nuts for 'Angel Dust' and Angel comes out and sings and Rosie reaches over and gently closes Alastor's jaw that was hanging open. "That's Valentino's newest contract?" He asks a worker nearest to him. "Yeah, what a lucky guy." And Alastor didn't know who he was talking about but Valentino was very lucky. Well. Until he found out that Alastor had every intention of stealing that contract. Anyone who can sing his demons to sleep needed to be kept around.

#radiodust #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #hazbin rosie

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radiodust is so yummy to me. Like ok picture this: scruffy kind of guy who imo was a human afab man and was just so sad when he was alive and he get yoinked to hell where he continues to be reminded of the worst things about his life. Then this dapper ass gentleman comes around and he's a fucking dork. Just like "yes my good man you have a great body. Would you like Legos instead of porn though? How about a nice meal. By the way do you-" and he just talks and angel is like 'oh you actually don't want to hit it and quit it. I'm safe here. I'm more than my body. Pass me those legos baby' UGH PERFECTION

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #radiodust #angel dust x alastor

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Steddie but I try and fix my own parental trauma

Steve was packing up. His parents had been gone for three months. Longer than they ever have. Longer than was fair. After two months and trying to call any one that might know where his parents were turning up nothing he gave up and figured that this was when they gave up the ghost and finally abandoned him. He didn't have a lot to pack but dutifully he was emptying the fridge and unplugging all the appliances to make sure nothing went bad or stale. Shit, did his parents even deserve that much? On the way to the trash bin the bag broke and he just kicked at it and started screaming. His body hurt, he was tired. He was alone. His parents didn't fucking care. Frustrated and sniffing he sat down debating on just leaving it there. Let it rot. Let this house rot. Let him rot. Steve was just. Done.

Two car doors slammed shut and the smell of his mother's perfume shook him out of his thoughts. "Wh. Huh? Mom?" Steve's mom was crying and wiping at his face. "Steve! Steve what's wrong baby what happened?" His dad looked around at the trash. "You didn't get hurt did you, son?" Steve's brain just went stagnant. What were his parents doing here? How long were they here? The confusion bled back to anger and exhaustion. He pulled away and got up. "Where. The hell have you been for the past three months? Huh?! Have you any idea how sick of this shit I am? Constantly never knowing where my parents are at any point? No note? Nothing? No cards no bullshit souvenirs? Not even a hi honey voicemail!" His parents just looked at him. It wasn't fair. They looked so pristine. Crisp clothes. Make up and hair done. His dad even got his eyebrows waxed. And here Steve was, covered in snot and garbage juice looking exactly how he felt, probably. "Sweetie we have to work. We have to pay bills!" His mom reasoned. "I know it's not fair but we have to be responsible." "Right. Because a kid isn't a responsibility." His parents at least had the decency to look mortified. "That's not what we mean." His father raised his hands to reach for him. "Look come here. Sit down." "Why do you even have this place. Why do you even have me?" Steve's mom sat close and leaned against Steve and his father sat on the other side. "I was your age when I got pregnant. My mother. Well you've met her. She was not happy. Forced me and your father to get married. Well both of our parents did. It was fine we liked each other well enough." Steve was reeling. His parents always preached about being safe and smart. Apparently with good reason. His father cleared his throat. "Well we had to get a job. Your grandfather made it clear that we could not ask him for a penny. Despite that big ol house he's got." Steve snorted. They rarely visited that house, even when his parents were around. It was stupid big too. His parents laughed, relaxing now that Steve was breathing normally. "Getting a job wasn't easy you know. Sometimes we'd come out of work covered in grease and soap and just go to the motel we were staying at exhausted. Took really good care of money to make sure your momma could eat enough and keep me up and moving. Luckily the motel was cheap and clean. We didn't need much. Mostly we were too tired to care." His mother laughed so hard at that. "We didn't even realize the pictures were creepy clowns till we were leaving." "Oh God don't remind me." His father laughed too and dammit Steve couldn't help but join in. This was the longest time he's spent with his parents and they're covered in dirt and sitting in trash. "Anyway. It was getting to the wire. I could barely hold a tray without someone kicking for attention." His mom glared at him playfully. "But it was almost time. And you were ready. And we needed a good job. Quickly. Baby food is expensive. Luckily the mom sharing the hospital room was looking to hire. She owned a hotel. You've met her." Steve vaguely remembered a woman with bigger hair then his, yeah she owned a hotel before she retired. "She offered me a job working for her until she signed the hotel over to me. Your father was great at business with customers and I have always been good with numbers. We got lucky. You have always been a motivation though. You never go to our hotels but we have your art from when you were a kid in every room. Your school's colors are the themes of every lobby. You are our legacy baby." Steve is fully sobbing again. "I didn't. I didn't know. I just wanted to see you." "We let you down. Trying to provide for you we actually well I guess neglected you. We're sorry. We'll fix it." His dad promised.

And to their credit they did. They met all of his friends and made genuine efforts to get to know them. They found out that Wayne was working ridiculous hours and when Steve saw his dad talking to him and shaking hands he just snorted and shook his head. "Hey what's your dad talking to my old man about?" Eddie shoved some animal crackers in his mouth. "Have no idea." Steve passed him a glass of water. "How are you? By the way?" Eddie coughed and waved to the adults talking. "Not sure to be honest. They're trying. Mom was working on some new plans for a hotel but apartments are kind of getting her interest so maybe that'll be her new big plan." Eddie smiled, all dimples. "She's talking to you about that stuff? That's awesome man. I'm. I'm glad." Steve bumped Eddie's shoulder. "You know. If apartments are something she's going for she's probably going to need some help. Maybe you could ask her. Get a place with benefits and retirement funds." Eddie stared at him for a moment. "Wait are you serious? Me? What do I know about apartments dude? I can barely keep my own going." "Well if maintenance isn't something you're ok with then maybe you can work with some of the other hotels!" Steve's mom walked up to Eddie, game face on, all business. "They've got staff that works with kids when parents are on trips and you seem to be good with people over all." Eddie was trying not to wiggle away from this conversation. "I don't do uniforms Mrs. Steve's mom. I have to be able to express myself. Now if you ask me to paint some stuff I'm your guy. I'll babysit some kids, no problem. But I can't do uniforms." Steve's dad held out a hand. "That works we'll see you next week. Say Monday? Wayne's already going to be there at a hotel we're finishing up." "I'm." Eddie hesitated, then reached out to shake his hand.

Steve and Eddie were hanging out in the living room, Robin was on her way. She was still frosty to his parents but they allowed it gratefully. "Look! Robin waved to me on the way out honey!" Steve didn't have the heart to correct them. It was definitely sarcastic.

Eddie was tugging on his shoe laces. "Is it going to be awkward working for them? I mean. Is it going to be weird working for you eventually? Shit I love being artsy and creative. And your parents really are cool." Steve smiled. "But?" "I like you Steve. I really like you. And it'll be awkward having a crush on my boss' son! I don't think they're that cool." Steve stared at Eddie. "You like me?" Eddie let his foot fall. "Only since I first saw you in home ec!" Steve wrinkled his nose, he didn't even know about face cream in junior year. And he definitely wore too much cologne. "Really? That's your type? I don't even look the same." Eddie looked at Steve, really looked at him. Covered in scars and too long hair. "You're my type." Eddie said softly. Firmly. "Steve you're my absolute daydream man." Steve's heart was going to beat out of his chest. "Eddie. Kiss me." "Any chance I get." And he was wrapped up in Eddie's arms, kissing this beautiful man like there was oxygen only in his mouth. Gripping and squeezing each other like their lives depended on it.

"Oh c'mon man. Gross!" Robin interrupted them. They broke away laughing. "Hey birdie." Eddie called and Steve sat up still sitting in his lap. Robin wrinkled her nose but winked. "I could come back later." Steve pretended to think about it before Robin threw a crumpled receipt at him. "I'll be inside. I'll see if you still have that twinkie I hid the last time." "I would join in your twinkie quest but alas." Eddie waved to Steve. "Yeah yeah you already found it." Robin teased and left to go raid the pantry. "Does that mean you'll fill me with cream?" Steve pulled at Eddie's hair. Eddie just looked up at him. "First. How dare you make me think of America's snack in a sexual way I'll never not think of it again." Steve laughed and leaned on Eddie's chest. "Second?" "Second. Yes. And a third and a fourth. Give me a minute I'll even do it again after."

Awkward ending cause I don't know how to end it.

#steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #steve x eddie #eddie x steve

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With prime picking up Hazbin Hotel im so excited for brand new radiodust food

#hazbin hotel #radiodust