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what was the usuk ship war?

THIS ASK MADE ME FEEL OOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

you don't wanna know

#damn #theres really people that dont remember???

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I've always disliked the smells-like-mothballs, stick-up-ass, he's-only-in-his-mid-twenties-but-acts-like-he's-72, version of Arthur

however

punk Arthur?

now that's something I can fucking v i b e with

#i'd want to be friends with punk Arthur tbh #might even write a small fic one day lmao #Hetalia #Arthur Kirkland #hws england #aph england

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I get major teacher vibes from Francis. He'd probably be either a kindergarten teacher or a college literature professor

#or maybe a history professor #hws france #Francis Bonnefoy #Hetalia #aph france

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I was watching the April fools episode and was pleasantly reminded that Russia has some thicc thighs

#👀 #take me now #I also forgot that Spain is fucking ripped lmao #Hetalia #hws russia

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It’s the year 2030 and I’m still trash for Francis Bonnefoy

Some things never change huh

#same lmao #hws france #Francis Bonnefoy

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Dating Allen

Did someone say dates at a 50s style diner? No? Well you’re getting them

He’s not the best at verbally expressing his emotions

But what he lacks for verbal affection, he makes up for in physical affection (Hugging you, kissing you, holding you, or even just having his hands somewhere on you)

That being said, he also loves receiving physical affection

He loves it when you wear his clothes.

He’s particularly fond of the times when you where his white t-shirts

He is the biggest tease you’ll ever meet

There are two types of people that make his heart jump out of his chest. Those who can knock his lights out with ease (quite the challenge) and cute but feisty people

But, you don’t necessarily have to be either one of those to make his heart flutter

He likes to brag about you and show you off to people

He doesn’t show it, but he’s often worried that you’ll realize that you can do so much better than him

He doesn’t know what he’d do if he ever lost you

Prepare to have a first aid kit on hand at all times because of how many fights he gets into

Now that he’s dating you, most of which will probably because some asshole was making eyes at you or making you uncomfortable

He would prefer an s/o that is vegan/vegetarian, but he won’t push it on you or judge you if you’re not, however, he’s not going to be the one buying the meat

#Dating Headcanons #Headcanon #Hetalia #2p Hetalia #2p America #Allen Jones #2p america x reader #Allen Jones x Reader #Allen x Reader

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I 110% believe that Ivan would work in a flower shop/greenhouse (hell, he might even own it)

Just imagine this giant and kinda intimidating dude being so gentle with little potted plants and succulents, smiling as he arranges bouquets, always having a little bit of dirt smudged on him (usually his hands or face), and just being happy and at peace with life!!!

Calluses on his hands due to rose thorns

To tie into that one, he finds de-thorning the roses to be therapeutic in a way

Having to carry buckets of water around for the flowers means muscles babey!

Him being sad when he has to throw away the flowers that didn’t sell

When a parent brings their kid in he’d give them a little daisy (as long as the kid isn’t an ass)

Weddings would be his favorite event to make flower arrangements/bouquets for, a close second is the people who get flowers for their s/o “just because”

A quick glare to any pissy customer would have them on their best behavior

Anyway, I just love the idea of Ivan being a florist

#Headcanon #I have an idea for a fic that involves this #and I really wanna write it #but I'm lazy #and really fucking doubt my writing ability #Hetalia #Ivan Braginsky #Does this count as a flower shop au? #hws russia

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Hmm

Hmmm

Hmmmm

Nah, I think he’d be taller than that

#Headcanon #? kinda #He's 6'5" and you can't change my mind #Hetalia #hws russia

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Wearing Allen’s Shirt

He walks into the bedroom to see you standing in front of the mirror with one of his white t-shirts on. It comes down just past your fingertips, barely covering your butt.

“Damn, doll.” He gives you a once over from where he stands in the doorway, biting his lower lip. "Why didn't you wear one of my shirts sooner?"

Your face flushes. "Well, I-" You go silent as you watch him take wide strides across the room towards you.

His hands find their place on your hips, squeezing softly. "Glad these are cheap." He lifts the hem up a little, his lips grazing your neck. "'Cause I'm gonna be tearin' it off ya."

#hetalia #2p hetalia #2p america #2p america x reader #oof i dunno if this is good #but i hope someone likes it! #kinda spicy

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James is snow white, he just has a more of a "well fuck, guess I gotta take care of all these animals now" attitude

#hetalia #2p hetalia #2p canada

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2p france vibes

#hetalia #2p hetalia #2p france

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Headcanon voice for 2p America

#Hetalia #2p America #2p Hetalia #Headcanon