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I started to question myself how would a fusion of Frost and Hit look like and act like. I mean knowing them outside of battle it might be constantly hugging themselves.

I think that's a really cool ask! Also the idea of them hugging themselves is really cute :>

His name is Hist, sense I didn't want to go with Frits. I think he would be just a calm little guy but if you were to get on his bad side...

It wouldn't end up well

Also sorry for taking a ridiculou amount of time, I just wanted to give him the proper time to be made

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My DBZ Plushies

I just realized I’ve never shown my Dragon Ball plushies before - so here they are! From left to right; Beerus, Zamasu, Frieza, Hit, and Vegeta. (I just got Vegeta and Hit today lol). They all look super cute together-

-but I doubt they’d make good roommates 😅

I really wish Frost plushies existed….

(Have these bonus photos of Vegeta and Hit riding the bus and eating lunch)

#hit appreciating a fine meal

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#hit approves this message #also ooc for a sec but DAMN #looking good!

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My Family On Thanksgiving

Parent 1: Okay, let's all go around the table and say something we were thankful for this year! Who wants to start?

Me: *as I stand up, everyone groans in annoyance* I'm thankful... for Hit. I am thankful for Android 17, who's wish brought Hit back to us. I am thankful for Akira Toriyama, who created the Dragon Ball Universe of which Hit is a part. I am thankful to donuts, for the joy they bring Hit. I'm thankful for Hit's gorgeous face and sparkling personality. I'm thankful for the talented actors who voice Hit-

Parent 2: Okay then! ...anyone else thankful for anything?

Me: I'm also thankful for Universe 6-

My Whole Family: SHUT UP.

#a treasured thanksgiving day tradition #Years have passed and I am still thankful for Hit

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His mouth is not real. He cannot enjoy the joys of Pocky on this fine Pocky Day.

Bonus:

POV: You are playing the Pocky Game with Hit.

(Canon Hit would never let this happen.)

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If I’m being too nosy, please let me know.

But does this little “love bug” you mentioned towards a certain young Saiyan hero? (*cough* Cabba *cough*)

Or perhaps towards a certain powerful assassin?

Oh- Uhh... well...

I currently cannot confirm whether this is actual love jitters because I also can't discount the possibility of a virus or parasites- I did just get off the streets.

Now, on those possibilities you've addressed.

Cabba I have not seen since the Tournament of Power, but he's seemed very cold and distant towards me- he promptly stiffened and stopped smiling during his chat with his fellow Saiyans the moment he spotted me. Hasn't said a word to me since the first Tournament where I blew my cover. Likely still sore about things, but he was a good comrade back when ignorance was bliss.

The assassin however... things are... complicated. I swear, he shows up out of the blue and doesn't use this chance to just claim my bounty already? Does he even have the contract for me? Then why is he showing up? Why is he doing me favors? He just says he's not going to let anything else kill me besides him.

Anyways, I am being advised that it is not wise to web search your symptoms but... hmm...

#hey look a cool person is now rping Frost! #Frit approves this post #if the remaining mod of Hitshitposts wasn’t terrified of RPing I would make a Hit RP blog #but I am terrified of RPing #uh anyway I will stop being OOC for the limited RPing this blog does now #uh yeah #lemme kiss Hit

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Hit, my dude, you are trying too hard, Frost just wants to read his book...

#hit approves this post #Dear GAWD look at him

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Pan is crushing on Hit in the Super Dragon Ball Heroes manga. How was I unaware that Pan is one of us?

Well Pan, he’s a bit old for you but I salute you for having such excellent taste in men.

#beautiful #quality addition to this post

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To avoid assassination, please click the button to vote Frit.

Round 1

Gohan x Future Trunks vs Hit x Frost

Reblog to increase sample size!

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The Legendary Hitman

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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Wait whut. I have been in love with Hit for 7 years?

The other mods/contributors to this blog have moved on with their lives but I still… have no life. But I have an undying love of a big buff purple donut of an assassin, and that is all that matters. Now if only the image provided was a donut instead of a cupcake…

#7 year tumblrversary #tumblr milestone

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Pan is crushing on Hit in the Super Dragon Ball Heroes manga. How was I unaware that Pan is one of us?

Well Pan, he’s a bit old for you but I salute you for having such excellent taste in men.

#dragon ball super #hit #hit dbs #super dragon ball heroes #pan

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I need to know more about Hit in the human au

HumanAU! Hit A high-ranked hitman, dangerously skilled and swift. Hit does not work under anybody, he follows his own rules. You pay him ‘completely’, he gets the job done, he’ll simply obey that principle.

Guys, what do u think he’s listening to in his headphones?

He’s kinda similar to The Ginyu Force (pay&kill) but he’s far more deadly and precise. Not even the Cold Family would wanna mess with him. The RR Army even tried to recruit him but Hit simply refused as he preferred to work alone.

Hit mainly focuses attacking on vital points of the target with his hands, he hides his leg-movements under his long trench coat, so he’s very hard to read in a fight. For advanced targets, he usually takes of his trench coat to maximise agility and speed.

But, I love how Hit’s no-nonsense principle somehow gets loop-holed by Frost, which delays his assassination. I guess Frost really is the greatest con-man. Σ（・□・；）

I didn’t really deviate far from the OG, coz he badass enough. And I’m changing his principle a bit coz I didn’t think it was right before 😭

#he is so beautiful #pure and blessed post with quality art of our lord and savior of shitposting

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Hit. Plants. Friends.

Just a little Hittou-san chilling in the windowsill with his plant friends.

...Plant friends are inferior companionship compared to cat friend.

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I usually try to get a shot of plushie Hit with my cat, but this fella doesn't get to see his feline friend as often anymore because I took him up with me to college. On the weekends that I do go home, plush Hit, of course, comes with but, for now, my roommate's plants will suffice as "friends".

#hit #plants #friends #same tags as what i said because i stuttered

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm yes I accept this human Hit into the very core of my being.

So, Hit and Frost are friends in this au?

I wouldn’t call them ‘friends’, let’s just say an ‘Unusual Partnership’ at the moment.

Backstory: Frost has made a handful of enemies due to his audacious con-artist activities, so people want him dead. So Hit, a high-ranked hitman was sent to kill him.

(A WIP of my future comic, let’s hope it’ll be completed 😭) ⬇️

But Frost, with his quick wits, promised to pay him more than Hit’s employers everytime he comes to kill him. After all, Hit only obeys the one with the most money.

Unfortunately, Frost’s monthly bribes isn’t enough to pay Hit this time so he needs a new idea fast! This’ll lead him to impersonate a certain CEO of a real-estate company that uncannily looks just like him.

Stay tuned for the comic!💖

#IN LOVE #yes I am still alive yes I am still obsessed with Hit

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My Family On Thanksgiving

Parent 1: Okay, let’s all go around the table and say something we were thankful for this year! Who wants to start?

Me: *as I stand up, everyone groans in annoyance* I’m thankful… for Hit. I am thankful for Android 17, who’s wish brought Hit back to us. I am thankful for Akira Toriyama, who created the Dragon Ball Universe of which Hit is a part. I am thankful to donuts, for the joy they bring Hit. I’m thankful for Hit’s gorgeous face and sparkling personality. I’m thankful for the talented actors who voice Hit-

Parent 2: Okay then! …anyone else thankful for anything?

Me: I’m also thankful for Universe 6-

My Whole Family: SHUT UP.

#another year goes by and the spirit of Hit still fills my soul

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I bought my roommates donuts the other day and left this little doodle on the box to brighten their days and lift their spirits but I don’t think they appreciated it.

#some shitto from Hitto #Dragon Ball Super #DBS #Hit #DBS Hit #universe 6 #fan art #It’s TIME