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John: If anyone makes fun of you for saying okie dokie, you will kill them. Good luck.

Amanda: Thanks for the orders, boss, I'll do my best!

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Hoffman: We need to make a pact.

Amanda: What are you talking about?

Hoffman: A pact. A non-aggression pact.

Amanda: Now, hold on. How did this come up? Why are we talking about this all of a sudden?

Hoffman: Adam asked me to make a pact with you to make sure we wouldn't have a fight and ask him to take a side.

Amanda: That's ridiculous.

Hoffman: That's what I told him.

Amanda: Of course he's going to take my side.

Hoffman, eye twitching: ...Oh, so that's how we're going to do this.

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Strahm: Stop talking like that

Hoffman, talking normally: What's wrong with the way I'm talking?

Strahm: You sound like a whore

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John: Who are we?

Jigsquad: The necessary evil!

John: And why are we necessary?

Jigsquad: To purge the world of evil worse than man!

John: And why are we, our own chosen few, ordained to undertake this bloody task?

Jigsquad: Because no one else will!

Amanda: AND BECAUSE ITS FUCKING FUN!

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Lawrence: Fuck!

Adam: I don't think right now is a good time for us to fuck, Lawrence

Amanda, gesturing to John: Especially not with our dad in the room

#I disappear for a good month and this is the shit i bring back- #saw #saw franchise #saw movies #saw memes #saw incorrect quotes #amanda young #lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight

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The consequences include Mark bullying the shit out of her.

saw xi will be 2 hours of amanda coping with the consequences of the impulsive haircut featured in saw x

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Amanda: Wanna hear some dark humor.

Hoffman: Yeah, I love dark humor.

Amanda: Alright.

Amanda: *Turns off the lights*

Amanda: Knock knock.

Hoffman: Turn the damn lights back on.

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Got him for Christmas :)

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Lawrence: Adam, why does your bucket list have "die" on it?

Adam: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.

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Lawrence: Ok, maybe playing ‘who had the worst reason for joining Jigsaw’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Mark's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

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Lawrence: You’re from Ohio, right?

Adam: Okay, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.

Adam: I live in the moment.

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Hoffman: What are you talking about? I'm like the backbone of this family!

Amanda: You're like the appendix of this group. No one knows what you're here for.

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Lawrence: Come on, you need to go to bed.

Diana: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!

Lawrence:

Lawrence: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles-

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Strahm: I have a serious question

Hoffman: Go on

Strahm: Is your head just there for decoration?

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Strahm: They don't ID me at the liquor store anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.

#its been a hot bit since ive done one of these #oops #saw #saw franchise #saw movies #saw memes #saw incorrect quotes #mark hoffman #detective hoffman #detective mark hoffman

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it was angie :3

#unironically one of my favorite lines in this movie #william schenk #spiral from the book of saw #saw #saw franchise #saw movies

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saw x deleted scene where it's just 30 minutes of bedridden lawrence quietly doing the new york times crossword and hoffman seething in anger because he wasn't invited to mexico

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