previously thetasertrickster Crissy /*/ 21 /*/ cis she/her /*/ Lesbian /*/ Saggitarius /*/ My blog is made up of random stuff I find amusing and stuff I like.
Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
why the bleeding hell would you choose “Miles shoplifts art supplies” when “Miles rolls up to the checkout counter fully suited-up like ‘hi im Spiderman and I’d like to buy these 180 markers please here’s my allowance- I mean my paycheck from my adult grownup job’” is infinitely cuter and funnier and also not racist