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should i draw me and my friend’s dnd characters kissing. or holding hands.

#DO IT DO IT DO IT

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Ahshsjakka!!! Love the most recent art!! ERIN MY BELOVED!! She did deserve better no one can convince me otherwise 😌😌😌

Loving your art!!

AWHWHWHEG THANK U ANON that’s so sweet!!

fr she was done so dirty, honestly i would rather they not have brought her back at all because she just got ignored until the party needed the plot explained for them😭😭

also they really left her and all her children to die in a meat prison with no sunlight and no way to access her birds or anyone for help…. man. man…..

erin my love you deserve the world❤️

#you’re so sweet btw im gigglin and kickin my feet #ask #anon #erin beloved <3

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hehe thank u for the tag!!

last song: streetlife serenader by billy joel

favorite colors: oooh i am a big fan of greens and blues, but i think the reigning champ rn is turquoise :3

currently watching: im currently making my way through batman the animated series!!

last movie: nausicaa of the valley of the wind! i had to watch it for class lol but it was fun! i loved the music

spicy/sweet/savory: i looove sweet foods :D

relationship status: single asf

current obsessions: dndads ofc, also the dnd campaign im in (camp oleander!) it consumes all my thoughts

most recent google search: weather alerts in my area. currently posting while hiding from a tornado <3

latest pic of me: heh im not super comfy posting my face but have this blurry ass picture of me falling off a windowsill at the zoo from a couple months ago—

hmm passing the torch to: @marsomar @raemeh @flowercrowns-n-punks @oakay @oneinchfrog and anyone else who wants to hop in!! /nf

@zugmode tagging me once again in the fun tag games!!

Last Song: Casual - Chappell Roan (sad wet cat of a lesbian I fear)

Favorite colors: black, maroon, army green?? That's my signature color palette I'm like emo Christmas

Currently watching: game changer on dropout, I don't really get the chance to watch a lot of TV that's kinda it

Last movie: You've Got Mail (I'm a SUCKER for rom coms)

Spicy/Sweet/Savory: savory everything else makes me sick ngl

Relationship status: just ended a confusing talking stage with a girl so back to the drawing board ig

Current obsessions: Metal music bc it's festival season, cowboy OCs I share with my friend, and college if that counts??

Latest google search: after a long list of college searches that would doxx me like crazy, I found "A Change is Gonna Come lyrics" I'm singing that for an rnb show I'm in

Selfie or another pic you took:

Not taken by me, but of me! A friend took it of me on stage during a show in early March

No pressure tags!: @thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls @ariose-ghoul @radisyn

#tag game

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mfw a group of teenage pissants comes to my meat prison to steal my sun

#self rb #cause im shameless <3

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girl helptheyre making me listen to taylors shitass album while carpooling

#thought you meant taylor dndads. teehee #in all seriousness im so sorry u have my sympathy

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i love prince of egypt. best movie of all time

#god i gotta watch that movie again……

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wnagdjshs i did say all the things about last session in the last ask but i forgot this gem that my friend who plays Eddie, who’ll be referred to as M from now on, said ajdgsks

so basically. we were talking, while our dm was rolling some dice and figuring out the next plot thing, about how the caravan would be set up since we were wondering were Leopol would stay- and quill was like ‘well maybe some people sleep togheter-not like that-“ and then M (canonically Eddie said this as well) ‘Well we are all bards” AND THAT WAS FUNNY TO ME OK AJDGSKS

also eddie just says/does out of pocket shit sometimes and we love him for it (kissing polly on the forehead and walking into a river to see how deep it was and then disappearing completely) he’s iconic/hj ajdhsk

eddie i need to study your brain i love him so much omg

just walks into a river???? me too eddie me too

#im obsessed with him you don’t understand #ask #thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls #dnd #other people’s campaigns

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EGADS DND SESSION!! uhm session 6. (i think its session 6 I’m not entirely sure lmao) Fun fact we have two new party members/characters which are Leopol, a cyclops bard who specialises in opera singing, and Bruce, an elf bard who specialises in contemporary piano andhskjs RANT BEGINS!!

Basically we decided that Bruce was a member of the party from the start of the story but just was visiting family and Leopol hid in the van since she’s forgotten her memories and heard the band! Session 6 was basically the rest of the party asking her what she was doing in the van and making a deal that if she can sing/play an instrument she can stay with the band!

Then she tried to kill Gerard (the horse that sings emo music and pulls the caravan/carriage) since she thought he was useless but then he kicked her into a fence infront of Strahd’s castle. And then she got tied up and interrogated by mainly Sasha (pop musician lmao) who slapped her in the face and yelled at her (let it be known that the friend who plays sasha has done acting for like his entire childhood so he put on a show/gen) (also when that happened, Eddie turned to Polly and was like ‘listen I’m not saying I’d like to be in that position however-‘ and Polly stood there in shock and horror) and then the two fought- the girls are fightinggg- while Strahd himself stood there like ‘huh ok sure’ and the session ended with us being in Strahd’s castle and him explaining the party we’re supposed to play at! Also polly fucked up giving a handshake to Strahd since Strahd wiped his hand after it and Polly copied him and then got death stared ajdhsj

RANT OVER FINALLY!! SO SORRY IT WAS THAT LONG AUGH (the dnd sillies are getting to me and we’re playing another session tomorrow yaayayayaya ALSO polly is apparently between twink and bear according to quill/koymoa- like in the words of my friend who plays eddie ‘he’s a twink who could chop wood’ so idk OK THIS WAS LONGER THAN INTENDED LAURIE SHUSH

SESSION UPDATE YAHOOOOOO

i love leopol and bruce already leopol sounds so iconic. also gerard the emo horse is ANNIHILATING ME😭😭

also love that this whole interrogation was happening in front of strahd like he’s just🧍but POLLY NOOOOO augh im so sorry polly handshakes are hard

quill is right about polly btw give that twink an axe

ALSO NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR THESE BEING LONG I LOVE THEM

#ALSO EDDIE BEING LIKE ‘I WANNA BE IN THAT POSITION’ HELLO????? SIR?????? #i could literally write pages about my campaign so DONT WORRY ABOUT LONG POSTS I ADORE THEM #source: i spent 3 hours breaking down the oleander lore for my friend #ask #thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls #dnd #other people’s campaigns

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mfw a group of teenage pissants comes to my meat prison to steal my sun

#i could fix her idc #she deserved better fr #had fun playing with lighting on this one c: #dndads #dungeons and daddies #erin o'neil #my art

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glenn, henry, darryl

#save me polydads #dndads

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Time & Space pages 1-2 ( This is the start || ao3 (not yet!) || next ) Starts less than 24 hours after the death of Willy Stampler. With the job done, there's finally time to sort some things out. They just need the right amount of space.

#SOBBING #OAK BOYS MASTERS OF DESTROYING MY PSYCHE #i needed them to interact so desperately thank you SO MUCH for this you’re doing the lords work #dndads #other people’s art

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glennry on the brain tonight i fear it’s terminal

#im relapsing and thinking about those old men again

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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#personally NOTHING will beat the for knights reveal #the AGONY that will and freddie had just killed me #they were all so good but for knights was special to me

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They are married²

#OMG LOOK AT THEMMM #they r so cute im gonna die #dndads #gothcleats #other people’s art

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yikes! go nap or get yourself a lil treat u deserve it after all that studying !!

hii oomfies it’s been years how r u all

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im doin okay!!! i gave a presentation in class today about why dnd is great for storytelling and i got to recommend dndads to my whole class lol

how r you!!

hii oomfies it’s been years how r u all