imagine Eugene being in an episode more than 30 seconds.......
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Imagine Eugene….
Imagine Eugene making a shit ton of faulty bullets so just about all the Saviors die or are wounded. Even Negan is wounded. And it creates such a catastrophic perfectly timed reaction that the Saviors are dramatically thrown off thus allowing the perfect opportunity for Team Family to over take them. Imagine all of this playing out solely because of Eugene’s wicked smahrt top secret plan. Imagine…..
Err…wait … that DID happen.
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Imagine Eugene working in the stock room of a shoe store.....
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Imagine Eugene.....
Ok but imagine this... Imagine Eugene was fooling ALL of us all along. Maybe he's not as cowardly as we think. Imagine he's secretly this badass truly smarter-than-everyone person who has now covertly maneuvered his way into the Sanctuary, will outsmart & twist the situation so Negan becomes his right hand man, he will rule the Sanctuary, and then join forces with the group to become The Mullet King of the ZA.
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Imagine Eugene on Easter...
Eugene would call dibs on the Easter candy. But not all the candy. Not the Reese’s. Not the Hershey minis. Not the giant chocolate bunny. No. ….. Eugene would call dibs on the Brach’s Chicks & Rabbits.
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Let me explain something to you. I am not Dr Porter. I am the Mullet. So that's what you call me. Or His Mulletness, or Mullet Man, if you're not into that whole brevity thing.
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Dr. Porter's Neighborhood It's such a good feeling to know you're alive, It's such a happy feeling: you will survive.
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I love this blog. I love this blog so fucking much. Thank you for you are doing the lord's work
*in Eugene voice* Your message has stirred in me emotions to which I believe can only fully be expressed by this meme
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I love you, man. I love you, too, bud. I love you, dude. I love you, Mullet Man.
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Fuck I love this blog so much!
TY so much!!! & im glad u like it! :-)
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I ain’t afraid o no walkers🎶
Eugene…pretend for a moment that I don’t know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics — and just tell me what the hell is going on.
You don’t act like a scientist. You’re more of a game show host.
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You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.
You’re not a doctor. You’re a curly-headed f*ck
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