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"Oh, I don't think you were moving away from me," Kane sneered, standing tall again. "But if that helps you sleep better at night, by all means..."
He walked slowly towards her. "Truth be told, I have far more important business in this town." He approached her. "But I figured I'd bring you a present while I was out."
He dropped a small, silver pin at her feet as he passed, letting it bounce with a high, metallic ring.
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"Cheerio," he chuckled, walking away from her.
Sometimes...
“Oh come now,” Kane smiled. “I’m sure if you tried hardenough if you could think of someone else.”
He leaned casually against a nearby wall. “It’s been a while, Ms. Orzel.”
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"Oh come now," Kane smiled. "I'm sure if you tried hard enough if you could think of someone else."
He leaned casually against a nearby wall. "It's been a while, Ms. Orzel."
Sometimes...
“Wasn’t it a fine evening last September, a late-night smoke on the balcony?” A snide voice called from the shadows.
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"Wasn't it a fine evening last September, a late-night smoke on the balcony?" A snide voice called from the shadows.
Sometimes...
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…I wonder when I gave up happiness for survival. 
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of breaking your ears again.
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orzelbialy replied to your post: “Smile, Smile, Smile” (Pinkie Pie)
((need to liiiiiive))
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She was faster this time, which Kane found impressive. Her first hit managed to catch his face before he could evade it. The lower punch was well-executed and landed square. It would have been a devastating hit if his coat hadn't taken some of the blow. He still felt the impact.
The shin kick landed as he caught his breath again, painful and effective. It seemed she really did want to play. A smile spread across his face, thin and unnatural, as the corners of his mouth rose sharply over what was clearly still a jaw clenched in a grimace.
His right arm rose, catching her next blow across his forearm and bringing his arm around hers to grasp at her shoulder, twisting her arm into his. He jabbed left into her stomach as his right leg swept around behind her. "Going down."
As the punch his, he pulled with his leg and pushed with the other hand, sending the girl onto her back. With a pivot, his body faced the door as his left boot hovered barely an inch above her neck.
"Not bad," he said, looking down at her. He returned his foot to the floor and extended a hand.
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Holden cried out when AJ’s takedown was countered so effectively.
AJ, on the other hand, was trying to figure out what had gone wrong.  She must not have accounted for how heavy Kane was.  Or how heavy that coat was.  She shifted uncomfortably from the lock. “Quentin isn’t exactly a martial artist…” AJ huffed.
Even with one free hand there was basically nothing she could do - even with it being her dominant hand!
“I call you the winner on this one.  I can’t do much unless you let go,” she was freakishly flexible, but this was even uncomfortable for her.  She waited for the man to let her go.  She got up to her feet and cracked her neck and knuckles. “Good warm up.”
The predatory glint was still in her eyes.  This was only just starting.  A second later she was back in her ready stance.  This time she was leading with her left foot instead of her right.
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"Giant ferret?" Kane wondered aloud, then shrugged. "I'll return next Thursday then. Pay you now or later?" His pocket burst out into a full-on march.
"Excuse me." He turned away from the car and pulled out the phone. "Yes, I need a ride. No, not in an hour. Because mine is now in the hands of a mechanic. Because I don't have the time to do it myself, and you recommended him. Yes, that one. Then bring him more cake if it gets you here sooner. Excellent."
"Right," he said, turning back to face the man as he pocketed the phone. "Payment?"
◘ earthly forms
“Do what you can by next Thursday,” Kane said. “And we’ll go from there.” He watched the man work at inspecting the car. He was swift yet thorough. Clearly skilled.
He stepped back as something flew at his feet. “Damned squirrels,” he sneered. Except it was a little large for a squirrel, even by the city’s standards. “Or was that a ferret?” He returned his gaze to the man crawling out from under the Land Rover. “Know a good carwash, then?”
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Wasn't thinking that, but now that you mention it I bet I could make it work!
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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immortal-messiah replied to your post: My legitimate masterpiece:
This gives me a genuinely terrible idea…. I need to wash the blender.
GO FORTH, MY CHILD. MAKE ME PROUD.
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Well, it starts with several ingredients that make it very illegal for you to have one yourself...
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immortal-messiah replied to your post: My legitimate masterpiece:
This gives me a genuinely terrible idea…. I need to wash the blender.
GO FORTH, MY CHILD. MAKE ME PROUD.
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Me: Celia gets to killl!
Kane-mun: gasp
Kane-mun: and then the world exploded
Kane-mun: unicorn piss glitter and rainbows
Me: of course
Me: but I think you mean blood.
Kane-mun: and everyone was forever infected with the glitter herp, altering the course of human evolution forever
Me: TIME FOR A NEW NOVEL
Kane-mun: and then Twilight happened, but the Hunger Games thinned out the crowd enough that eventually wizards rose to power and built castle schools
Kane-mun: but they were bad wizards so a couple of country boys had to go around throwing salt at them until an alien went back in time to stop it all from happening, but it turns out that the explosion of unicorn glitter piss that started the whole thing was CAUSED by the alien and then he was sad and pretended he was a god and everyone he knew committed suicide
Kane-mun: but then the Ice King rescued the alien but then forgot all about the alien and the alien was even sadder still
Kane-mun: so the sad alien took up a consulting job doing police work but found it boring and ran off to spend the rest of his life petting Neil Gaiman's floofy hair and giving him ideas about flying pirates
Kane-mun: ... but everything changed once the Fire Nation attacked.
Kane-mun: the end.
Kane-mun: or is it!?!? TO BE CONTINUED
Kane-mun: cut to Fly Me To the Moon
Kane-mun: stinger of a portal opening up in the earth, pan in to see a smiling man in a horned helmet riding a blue horse with a mane all the colors of the Bifrost
Kane-mun: fade to black, lights come up
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immortal-messiah-blog · 11 years
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((Seasons 1 and 5 of Doctor Who? You know what you need, then? This.))
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*cries in hysteria*
9 new followers since I last logged on. Got SPN season 6, DW series 1 and 5, as well as DW monopoly for orthodox Christmas presents.
GUISE.
I CAN’T DO THIS. IT’S BEEN A MONTH OF SHEER LAZINESS, AND I REALLY NEED TO GET SOMETHING DONE.
PLEASE HAVE MERCY IF REPLIES ARE reallyabsofuckinglutely LATE.
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"A smart choice," Kane said as he stood. He watched her carefully.
"Changing your footing won't change the outcome, you know." He sank lower into his stance, and clasped his hands in front of him again. "When you're ready, then."
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Kane was pleasantly surprised. He resisted her efforts to pull him down to the ground. “Not bad.”
And then he let all of his weight drop like a rock, bringing his left knee crashing down into her right foot. As she came down with him, he pulled his right arm up over the hand she had placed on his shoulder, gasping her arm. Her left leg folded down between her right foot and the rest of her, bringing his right with it.
He hooked his arm in hers, and brought it behind her own back. Leaning forward, he bent her torso back to the ground on top of their arms, with his over both of their legs. It would be far more uncomfortable for her than for him, her left leg splayed out to the side, leaving her hips askew to the ground.
He used his remaining arm to brace himself and hold down the hand that had been at his elbow. His knee remained on her right foot, her leg bent at the knee, but not pinned under her like her left was. Neither one of them had much room to move.
“Certainly more effective than anything Quentin would have tried,” he mused.
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"And how was I supposed to know it hadn't fixed itself?" Kane quipped. "Your contributions to science will not be forgotten."
Long boring tunnels. The driving mechanics in this game still lack polish. Scratch that, a long, boring, dead tunnel.
"And yes, you can assume I know how to bathe." He rolled his eyes.
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“She’d be sneaky anyway,” Quentin said as she leaned her head back on the couch.  She’d be on a plane for hours and was sore and stiff.  That and she had been sleeping on a couch for the past three weeks.  It felt nice to relax into the couch.
“Yes it is. You asked f-for the coat. I was trying to be p-polite, so I let you c-cover up with it,” there was a hint of irritation in her voice. “…H-how much clothing did you mess around with?”  There was a hint of panic in her voice.  A lot of her favorites had come to London with her…but she had left some of the valuable ones here.
“I d-don’t think I own much of anything in the shade of eye blinding pink…so basically anything of this shade is your fault.”
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Kane was pleasantly surprised. He resisted her efforts to pull him down to the ground. "Not bad."
And then he let all of his weight drop like a rock, bringing his left knee crashing down into her right foot. As she came down with him, he pulled his right arm up over the hand she had placed on his shoulder, gasping her arm. Her left leg folded down between her right foot and the rest of her, bringing his right with it.
He hooked his arm in hers, and brought it behind her own back. Leaning forward, he bent her torso back to the ground on top of their arms, with his over both of their legs. It would be far more uncomfortable for her than for him, her left leg splayed out to the side, leaving her hips askew to the ground.
He used his remaining arm to brace himself and hold down the hand that had been at his elbow. His knee remained on her right foot, her leg bent at the knee, but not pinned under her like her left was. Neither one of them had much room to move.
"Certainly more effective than anything Quentin would have tried," he mused.
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“As you wish,” Kane said, shrugging slightly. His legs readied, he watched her carefully, hands still clasped in front of him. Her guard focused slightly more on her left side. He waited, and she blinked.
He kicked forward off the ground and bolted at her right side. Two steps. His hands stayed together, the left arm drawing back and holding tense as he crashed his right shoulder and arm into hers, intending to knock her off balance and test her defense.
He took only one more step to pass behind her after the hit, turning around to face her again. He’d aimed only to graze her, knowing that Quentin would not approve of their actions regardless. And the point was still to have Quentin take out her anger on her brother, not him.
He paused and smirked, waiting for AJ’s response. He would toy with her until he knew what she was capable of, then find a way to take her down without breaking her. Too badly. He only hoped she was as skilled as her posture had implied, unlike her sister.
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"Not sneakier than me." Upgrading weapons. Also tedious. Kane hated the downtime in this game. The action was too spread out. "No, you asked me to find clothing. I merely suggested the coat. It hadn't even been an hour since I last tested to see if it was still happening. I knew better. Not my fault you didn't."
His team had leveled up again too. He'd forgotten to modify their skills in a while. "From where I sit, it appears you now own several things in this shade."
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“I w-was going to text that I hoped AJ hadn’t put cameras in the apartment to spy once you m-mentioned you were naked…” Quentin said nonchalantly.  The coat was warm.  
“Nah, I’m h-holding it hostage until you replace my coat.  No ch-chance in hell of me walking around New York in a neon pink coat.”  She glanced at the floor and twitched a little - especially when she saw one of her favorite over the knee socks turned bright ass pink. “P-please tell me you didn’t experiment with any other clothing items.”
Socks were easily replaceable.  Other items were far more expensive.
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"As you wish," Kane said, shrugging slightly. His legs readied, he watched her carefully, hands still clasped in front of him. Her guard focused slightly more on her left side. He waited, and she blinked.
He kicked forward off the ground and bolted at her right side. Two steps. His hands stayed together, the left arm drawing back and holding tense as he crashed his right shoulder and arm into hers, intending to knock her off balance and test her defense.
He took only one more step to pass behind her after the hit, turning around to face her again. He'd aimed only to graze her, knowing that Quentin would not approve of their actions regardless. And the point was still to have Quentin take out her anger on her brother, not him.
He paused and smirked, waiting for AJ's response. He would toy with her until he knew what she was capable of, then find a way to take her down without breaking her. Too badly. He only hoped she was as skilled as her posture had implied, unlike her sister.
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Holden sputtered as he fell back onto the couch.  He didn’t like men looking at his sisters…especially not when they were eyeing them up for a fight!  He knew what AJ’s look meant! “AJ…don’t do this.  He’s a lot bigger - ” a venomous look from his sister shut him up.
AJ stretched languidly before standing - and then silently followed Kane over to the open area of Quentin’s apartment.  She eyed him up now that he was standing.  Tall - but proportional.  Neither stocky nor slender…probably well-built.  She squinted for a second - he was probably fast, or at least faster than most people would anticipate.
“What the hell are you talking about?” Holden said, he was standing now - but he was keeping his distance from Kane and AJ.
“Holden…don’t be so dense. Look at how he’s standing and then look at how I’m standing. Put the pieces together,” AJ bit out - she wondered if Kane would take initiative. “I’ve been watching since you came in.  But I wasn’t positive until you took that posture.”
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"None that I've found, no." Exploring planets was terribly boring. So monotonous, and with so few rewards. An unfortunate game mechanic.
"It's not my fault you threw your coat at me. This happened because of your actions, not mine. I'll replace the socks. And anything else you can accurately attribute to my own actions."
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Quentin rolled her eyes.  She had no intentions of handing the coat back over.   And considering he was bare ass naked, he didn’t even have a gun to threaten her with.  Not until he replaced the one he’d turned pink.  There was no way in hell she was walking around town with a bright pink long coat.
It just wasn’t her style.
She nodded at what he had done. “I was in London for n-nearly three weeks…of course there’s not much food.  H-how long have you been hiding out in my apartment anyway?”
Quentin sat down on the couch’s other side and relaxed her powers.  The coat was heavy while sitting, but it wasn’t unbearable.
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"Got bored a few days ago," Kane said, focused mostly on the game. "Saw the message about baked goods, decided to help myself. Then," he nodded toward the pink coat.
"I'll be taking my coat back when it's done." Finally the game let him actually start playing again. He was sick of the sappy dialog. "You may need new socks. They seemed the most fitting test subjects," he pointed toward a small pile over in the corner. Nearly a dozen pink socks lay in a lump.
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Quentin shot Kane a fierce scowl as he laughed at her.  She was doing a good job of hiding the fact that the arms were too long for her - but it was much harder to disguise that it went to Kane’s ankles.  Thus…it pooled around her feet.  ”D-don’t underestimate me.”
She was stubborn.
She used her telekinesis to lift the majority of the coat’s weight.  It wasn’t the hardest thing she’d done with her power - no…that probably still went to saving Kane from falling off her balcony.
She set her hands on her hips. “S-seems you’re enjoying Mass Effect.  Are you p-playing under my gamertag or the one I m-m-made you?”
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