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Malroth: Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about, be kind.
Builder: I once saw you punch a Girl Scout because she didnt have any Thin Mints
Malroth: Exactly, that was my battle, so be kind
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Hairy Hermit: tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in
Serge: Respecting Women
Malroth: bat man
Builder: minecraft
Babs: youtube
Lulu: in the tags guys
Rosie: fuckin weed
Ordelia: W
Anessa: Criminal justice and psychology
Perry: i’m terrified that i’ll lock myself into an interest that i’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i’ve pursued over my life!
Digby and Dougie: Minecraft
Clayton: minecraft as well
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Warwick costumes for During and After Moonbrooke
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This is Malroth and Lulu
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((Sorry posts have been minimal the past few days I've been playing DQXI, will be sure to post more really soon!!))
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if anything bad happened to Malroth I’d kill everyone and then myself
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The endgame parts of DQB2 be like
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Builder: you know what strength is? forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.
Malroth: not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die.
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Malroth: Did somebody order a big sausage pizza?
Babs: I did but I dont have any money 😏💦
Malroth: Then why the fuck did you order a pizza-
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Builder: I need your help! Can you come here?
Malroth: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
B: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
M: I can't find them.
B: What do you mean you can't find them?
M: I can't find them. There's only soup.
B: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
M: It means there's only soup.
B: Well get out of the soup aisle!
M: Alright, you don't have to shout at me.... There's more soup!
B: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
M: There's just more soup!
B: Go into the next aisle!
M: There's still soup!
B: Where are you right now?!
M: I'm at soup!
B: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
M: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
B: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
M: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
B: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
M: FUCK YOU!!
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💖 Malroth DQB2💖
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Builder: When I die I want Perry to lower me into the ground so he can let me down one last time
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Malroth: two weeks. Two weeks sleeping in a prison cell. Two weeks eating cabbages. Two weeks having my soul sucked dry. Its 107 degrees. WHO LIVES WHERE IT'S 107 DEGREES!?
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Builder: going to Plan B
Anessa: technically that would be Plan G
Builder: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Anessa: Yeah Malroth dies in Plan M
Warwick: I like Plan M
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Rubiss: You
Ducking
Fucking
Gay
Homo
Boo
Boo
Boi
Builder: im a ducking fucking gay homo boo boo boi now?
Rubiss: yes my child, did I fucking stutter
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Builder: Hey bro what do you wanna eat?
Hargon: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT-
Malroth: A bagel-
Hargon: NOOOOO-
Malroth: 2 bagels-
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"Oh, I have a medical condition, alright! It's called caring too much, and it's incurable! Also, I have eczema."
Builder, who is probably also at 0% Hunger.
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