Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Batman: Did you take care of the guard?
Robin!Jason: Yeah! Dick told me to distract him but I thought that would take too long.
Flashback
Robin: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Robin: *chloroforms guard
Flashback end
Batman: What? He’s gonna wake up in like three hours?!
Robin: It was either that or push him out the window. You disapproved the last time I did that.
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Rogue: So, what, the salt was plan B?
Wizard: No, no, that's, ah, that's plan M.
Sorcerer: Don't I die in plan M?
Wizard: Yeah, usually.
Sorcerer: What you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?
Wizard: C, F, and M through Q.
Sorcerer: C, that's a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Bard die in?
Wizard: None. And Fighter none. And Rogue… nnehh. So there is a plan where Fighter comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to their mouth-
Fighter : Ooh! I'd look so cool with a scar!
Rogue: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let's-let's rewind--you skipped past me! You skipped past me.
Wizard: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it's evolving.
Rogue: Okay, that's creepy. Don't you think that's creepy? They're planning my death.
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Leo: Karai saved my life. Twice!
Karai: Once. And a half.
April: How do you half save someone's life?
Karai: I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figure that only counts as half, right?
April: That actually makes sense.
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Kate: Did you hear about this? The Tracksuit Mafia are dropping people from 20 feet? It's unbelievable.
Yelena: I know, right? Twenty feet. Walk it off.
Kate: Yelena, you do know that normal people just don't "walk off" a 20 foot fall, right?
Yelena: So, all those times I pushed guys off a building, and they were all, 'AAAHHHH!,' they weren't just being funny?
Kate: No.
Yelena: Huh, I thought it was funny.
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Asta: Noelle saved my life. Twice!
Noelle: Once. And a half.
Yuno: How do you half save someone's life?
Noelle: I was the one who accidentally threw him off the cliff before saving him, so I figure that only counts as half, right?
Yuno: Huh.
Yuno: That actually makes sense.
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Nebula: You bought me a gift?
Rocket: I wouldn’t say “bought” exactly… I obtained.
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Bellatrix: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab anyone
Narcissa: And we are so proud of you
Draco: No-stabbing Wednesdays. New tradition
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Kate: You bought us gifts?
Yelena: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.
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Burial Mounds Days
Lan Wangji: That brain of yours is very very sexy.
Wei Wuxian: Oh, than you very much. How about the rest of me?
Lan Wangji: It's a little beat up, but...it has its charm.
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Sam: Going to Plan B?
Jacob: Technically this would be Plan G.
Seth: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
Jacob: Yeah, but Sam dies in Plan M.
Leah: I like Plan M.
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Black Mask: That’s it! I’ve had it!
Black Mask: I don’t care who, but I need someone to go kill the Red Hood! Tonight! I’ll pay ‘em when he’s dead!
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*later
Black Mask: *cell phone rings
Black Mask: What?
Red Hood: Why are you sending second rate thugs to try and kill me?
Red Hood: *now addressing the thug he’s holding against a wall by his neck
Red Hood: Look, if I’m not honest with you, you won’t improve.
Red Hood: *addressing Black Mask again
Red Hood: Send someone better next time, you cheap fuck.
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Cleric: You do realize that stunt you pulled defines "out of control"?
Paladin: I just wanted you to see that I would never put any of you at risk if I wasn't willing to take the same chances myself.
Cleric: I love how you think that's comforting.
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Donnie: You do realize that stunt you pulled defines "out of control"?
Casey: I just wanted you to see that I would never put any of you at risk if I wasn't willing to take the same chances myself.
April: I love how you think that's comforting.
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Keyleth: "Going to Plan B?
Vax: "Technically, that would be Plan G."
Keyleth: "How many plans do we have? Is there a Plan M?"
Vax: "Yeah, Scanlan dies in Plan M."
Vex: "I like Plan M!"
Original conversation from Leverage
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[Two men chasing after a scared girl and she runs into Zora and Nero]
Stranger: We're magic knights and that young lady is in our custody!
Zora, laughing: Oh, see you made two mistakes. First, you flashed that Magic Knight card at me. Second, you spilled her coffee.
Nero, covered in coffee: [proceeds to chase and beat the shit out of the magic knights]
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