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Quill: Do you believe in God, Neb?

Nebula: I believe in Hell, and I’m in it.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #nebula #source: new girl

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Drax: Quill, you have been in love with Gamora from the moment you first laid eyes on her. I have never seen you look at anyone else like that in my entire life except maybe on a few occasions me.

Quill: I’ve never looked at you the same way I look at Gamora.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #drax the destroyer #source: new girl

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Location: Somewhere in Arête Laboratories

Star Lord: Dearly beloved, we’re gathered here today… [is set upon by a lookalike of War Pig, who he kicks in the face]

Drax: ... to nail your gizzards to the mast, you hellish cur!

#peter quill #drax the destroyer #incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #source: pirates of the caribbean

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Gamora: Any questions?

[Long silence]

Baby Groot: <Hand!>

Gamora: Yes, that is your hand, Groot. Very good.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #gamora #groot #source: the suicide squad

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Groot: <I sometimes feel like you’re only in this team to best Peter.>

Rocket: [writing “second best Captain” on Peter Quill’s bedroom wall] Now that is just not true.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #rocket raccoon #groot #source: unknown

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Rocket: [raising a glass] To the Guardians!

The rest of the team: To the Guardians!

Quill: To Beyoncé! Because I like Beyoncé!

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #rocket raccoon #source: unknown

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Mantis: I’m very good at forgiveness. It’s one of my favorite things.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #mantis #source: Good Omens

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Quill: You consider me a sexy man, correct?

Gamora: I don’t know how to answer that question.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #source: new girl

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Quill: If you need me, I’ll be in my room listening to mainstream hip-hop.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #source: new girl

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Kraglin: What do you think of role-play? Nebula has this schoolgirl fantasy.

Quill: It’s a pretty common one.

Kraglin: I just… I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress…

Quill: …

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #nebula #kraglin #Source: The Office

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Kraglin: What are you drinking?

Quill: Vodka.

Kraglin: Straight?

Quill: No, bi.

Kraglin: NOT YOU, THE VODKA!

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #kraglin #source: unknown

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Rocket: I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is ‘fuck you’.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #rocket raccoon #Source: Shameless

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[At the Kyln]

Drax: What are you doing back in prison, Rocket?

Rocket: I got road rage. In a bank.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #drax the destroyer #rocket raccoon #source: the suicide squad

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Quill: Don’t mock me, Rocket. I don’t make fun of those little candies you collect.

Rocket: That’s my anxiety medication, Quill.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #rocket raccoon #source: Skylanders: Academy

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[Ego guides Mantis to a mirror]

Ego: You know what I see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful Celestial.

Mantis: [smiles]

Ego: Oh, look, you’re here too! [cackles]

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #mantis #ego the living planet #source: tangled

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Gamora: I met someone.

Thanos: Yes, the wanted thief. I’m so proud.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #thanos #source: tangled

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[on Knowhere, Thanos grabs Gamora and taunts Quill to shoot her]

Quill: [looks at Gamora] You were my new dream.

Gamora: [crying] And you were mine.

#incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy #peter quill #gamora #thanos #source: tangled