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Felix: Can't you walk yourself home?
Sylvain: If I say I can't, will you take me?
Felix: No.
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Raphael: I thought we're meeting for lunch?
Ignatz: What time is it?
Raphael: Uh, half past I'm hungry.
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Felix: Fight me!
Byleth, eating ice cream: With my tongue?
Felix:
Byleth:
Felix, blushing deeply: Of course not!
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Balthus, seductively: Am I a bad boy?
Holst: Yeah, you’ve been bad.
Balthus, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?
Holst: You’re a complete nightmare, to be honest.
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Mercedes: So you believe me?
Jeritza: You are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet.
Jeritza: I’d believe cartoon birds made your hair this morning.
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Lorenz, waking up: Wait... Where am I?
Claude, dryly: In heaven.
Lorenz: Oh.
Lorenz: Didn’t think you’d be here.
Claude:
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Ferdinand: I think you don't know much about me at all.
Dorothea: I know enough.
Ferdinand: Just surface level.
Dorothea: I think that's about as deep as this pool goes.
Ferdinand: Wow. And you say I'm rude.
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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?
Felix: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.
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Claude: Coincidences happen.
Yuri: Yeah, all the time. They just grow on trees like coconuts, waiting for you to walk under them.
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Mercedes: Oh my... There are no snacks left in the kitchen.
Sylvain: What do you mean? I am literally right here!
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Constance: Sorry, but this time I can’t do as you say.
Yuri: What do you mean “this time”?! You’ve never done what I’ve said once since I’ve known you!
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Bernadetta, worriedly looking around: You ever feel like you’re being watched?
Dorothea, fixing her hair in the mirror: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.
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Leonie: You need to start worrying about your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?
Lysithea: Well, it's my least favourite type of cake, so... rarely. If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.
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Lorenz: When I see really attractive people I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be the first to get sacrificed for their beauty.
Sylvain: That's one way to cope with not being attractive.
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Jeralt: “Dearest students, a plague has fallen over me. As such, I regret to inform you that I cannot make it to class today. Perhaps not ever-” Kid, you have a cold. You’re not dying.
Byleth: [coughs] Keep going!
Jeralt: “Enjoy what little time you have left-” Okay, now it just sounds like I’m threatening a child!
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Holst: Hey, I heard you like bad boys.
Balthus: Not really.
Holst: Oh, thank god.
Balthus: I am the bad boy.
Hilda: Yeah, bad at everything.
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Dimitri: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Dimitri: ...and violently jerk their head until it snaps!
Gilbert: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Byleth: So did their neck.
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