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People Die When They Aren't Killed
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Gudako: Every song can be depressing if you try hard enough.
Geronimo, trying to understand what the everloving fuck is going on before Billy disappears: Where do we come from? Where do we go? Where do we come from...?
Billy, a single tear slowly stream down his face, dramatically whispers as he disappears: . . . cotton eyed joe
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Merlin: Boo!
Arash: Stop! I could've dropped my hummus!
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Rin, gesturing to Kirei: See? This kinda shit is why I stopped going to church.
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Arash, when the shenanigans have finally exhausted even his patience: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of Ahura Mazda and anime on my side!
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Rin: Shinji?! You asked SHINJI to be on your team?!
BB: I did NOT ask him I did not I did not…
Shinji: That’s LORD Shinji to you simpletons! And soon… SUPER Lord Shinji!
Rin: The hell does that mean?!
BB: I have no damn clue, just go with it.
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Master: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Saber: Can't I smile because I feel like it?
Enkidu: Gilgamesh tripped and fell in the parking lot...
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Edward Teach: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a 'yo-ho-ho’ pirate?
MHX Alter: I’m an 'I’m not paying 600 bucks for Photoshop’ pirate.
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"I need to get all the intellectual stuff in before I get blackout drunk for the next twelve years."
-Shuten Douji
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Archer: Do I look better with my hair up or down?
Lancer: Smashing either way brother 👍
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Illya: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Rin: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Shirou: Drunk.
Saber: Wasted...
Archer: Dead.
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Angra Mainyu: Oh, hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage!
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Cú: Can I open a Club Penguin account in your name?
Archimedes: No, you're not opening any more of those fucking accounts. I will not accept responsibility for you as my "child" in Club Penguin.
Cú: That was ONE time!
Archimedes: YES! And I keep getting spam from that fucking Club Penguin Newsletter!! "Your child is playing Club Penguin"-NO, HE'S FUCKING NOT MY CHILD!!!
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Guda: hey Nobu I was just wondering are you religious?
Nobunaga: oh I'm antagonistic!
Guda: do you mean agnostic?
Nobunaga: No *gets guns* I mean antagonistic
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Qin Shi Huang: You diRtY bItcH Look what you did to my PEONIES
Koyanskaya: You can take your precious peonies and shove them up your ass!
Koyanskaya: and besides you silly queen these aren’t even peonies they’re MARIGOLDS!
Hinako: Hey I think she’s right those are marigolds
Qin Shi Huang while sobbing: I may not know my flowers but I knoW A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE
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Edison: Funny how you keep using “true communism” to refer to the end result of communism, but then you dismiss “most capitalists” as being greedy and not wanting everyone to prosper. So we’re judging communism based on what communists eventually desire but capitalism based on what happened in reality? Communism and capitalism are both ideals. They can both theoretically-
Helena: Edison we were talking about how Scathach doesn’t wear a bra
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