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Amy: Top reasons to get married?

Leela: Firmly saying "That's my husband!" and knocking someone out in one punch.

Amy: ...

Leela: And love, I guess.

#submission #submission by ladybenderbr #ladybenderbr #futurama #amy wong #leela #turanga leela #source: tumblr #ty for the submission!

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Professor: I have a science headcanon.

Amy: Can you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person?

Professor: So my science headcanon is-

#submission #submission by ladybenderbr #ladybenderbr #futurama #professor #professor farnsworth #amy wong #source: tumblr #thank u !!

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Fry: Where's Bender?

Leela: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus.

#futurama #fry #philip j fry #leela #turanga leela #source: psych

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Leela: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Fry: Okay, but in my defense, Bender bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Leela: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo?

#submission #submission by ladybenderbr #ladybenderbr #futurama #leela #turanga lela #fry #philip j fry #source: brooklyn nine nine #dkfadskfja thank u i love this

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[air horn noise]

[second air horn noise]

Fry: This isn’t deodorant.

#submission #submission by colanom #colanom #futurama #fry #philip j fry #source: twitter #this made me burst out laughing oh god

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Leela: If I had a nickel for every time I've been in an irreversible coma, I’d have two nickels.

Leela: That’s not a lot, but its kind of weird that it’s happened twice.

#submission #submission by tall-tappers #tall-tappers #futurama #turanga leela #leela #source: phineas and ferb #ty i love this omg

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Leela: Bender, you always take things just a little too far.

Bender: No, I don’t.

Leela: Okay, our client's nephew's first birthday party.

Bender: That’s not fair.

Leela: You brought a wind machine.

Bender: To be fair, my vision was-

Leela: Bender, you brought a wind machine.

Bender: Who puts wheels on cribs?

#futurama #turanga leela #leela #bender #bender rodriguez #source: modern family

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Fry, trying to be sympathetic: I know what it's like to lose your mom... I dropped my ice cream cone on the ground once.

#submission #submission by anonymous #anonymous #anon ilu thank u for this! #futurama #philip j fry #source: fanfiction #is the best way i could put it omg

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Amy: I have feelings for you!

Fry: I have feelings for you, too!

Narrator: That feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

#submission #submission by bluemandycat #bluemandycat #amy wong #fry #philip j fry #source: arrested development #thank you for your submission!!

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Fry: [playing holophonor horribly out-of-tune]

Leela: Do you take requests?

Fry: Sure.

Leela: Please stop.

#futurama #fry #philip j fry #leela #turanga leela #i know this is uncalled for because the holophonor episode was beautiful but uh #gonna do it anyway sorry #source: the office

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Hermes: I hope you have a good explanation for this.

Fry: We have three!

Bender: Pick your favourite.

#futurama #hermes conrad #fry #phillip j fry #bender #bender rodriguez #source: tumblr

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Leela: I'm not afraid.

Bender: Neither am I!

Fry: Well, I am terrified! These guys are professional killers! It's their profession!

#futurama #leela #turanga leela #bender #bender rodriguez #fry #phillip j fry #source: teen wolf

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Fry: Which country has the most birds? Portu-geese.

Hermes: Wait. That’s a language.

Bender: Portu-gull.

Amy: Nice recovery.

Zoidberg: Don’t you mean 'nice re-dove-ry'?

Leela: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

#futurama #fry #phillip j fry #hermes conrad #bender #bender rodriguez #amy wong #zoidberg #john zoidberg #leela #turanga leela #source: tumblr

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Amy: What's upsetting you, Leela?

Leela: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Fry: Cry me a table, Leela.

#futurama #amy wong #leela #turanga leela #fry #phillip j fry #source: twitter

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Leela: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?

Bender: Should I not have?

#futurama #leela #turanga leela #bender #bender rodriguez #source: tumblr

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Hermes: Especially you, Leela, I expect more from you.

Fry: What, you don't expect more from me?

Hermes: All I'm hoping out of you is a haircut.

#futurama #hermes conrad #fry #phillip j fry #source: dog with a blog

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Professor: I’ll be munching later today.

Fry: And crunching?

Professor: Let’s not be hasty.

#submission #submission by thenicestangelyouhave #thenicestangelyouhave #futurama #professor #professor farnsworth #fry #phillip j fry #source: tumblr