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incorrectpll · 2 years
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"We're in love and she's reformed. I have that effect."
-Hanna if vandermarin happened
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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"Alison? She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time."
-Mona
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Hanna: My God, I hate her.
Mona: Me too.
Hanna: You have no idea who I’m talking about.
Mona: Solidarity, sister.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Mrs. Dilaurentis: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children.
Spencer: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Emily, holding a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Hanna: *Snatches bottle and chugs the entire thing*
Hanna: Perfume.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Aria: Perhaps there's more to Ezra than meets the eye.
Alison: No, there's less.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Spencer: You can’t tell anyone yet.
Emily: I just told Hanna.
Hanna: I just told Mona.
Mona: And I told many, many people.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Emily: Can you overdose on vitamin D?
Spencer: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died.
Hanna: iCarly is dead?
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Aria: Oh, would you look at that...mistletoe. You know what that means...
Spencer: I'm fairly certain this is holly. But don't worry, it's an easy mistake to make.
Spencer, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god she was FLIRTING WITH ME!
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Alison: What gives you pleasure?
Spencer: Listening to you. I listen to this for fifteen minutes and I'm on top of the world. Your misery is my pleasure.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Emily: We don’t download films illegally...because, we’re honest, hard-working people...
Aria: ...And we don’t know how.
Emily: But Mona does, so we have to watch with her.
Aria: Punishment fits the crime.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Aria: The only people you're scaring right now is us, with your sociopathic little brain.
Mona: Okay, my sociopathic BIG brain.
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incorrectpll · 2 years
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Emily: The only thing you're saying is that you're gay!
Mona: I'm not gay, you're gay!
Emily: Yeah, so?
Mona: Wait what.
Emily: I'm gay, dude.
Spencer: Yeah she's definitely gay.
Aria: Yeah she's gay.
Hanna: We had an assembly about it.
Spencer: She has been in a gay monogamous relationship for a long time, and we accept you bro.
Emily: Thank you man.
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incorrectpll · 3 years
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Jason: They were up all night making weird lesbian noises!
Alison: We weren't being lesbians, dad.
Emily: Yeah, we were being sea hags.
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incorrectpll · 3 years
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Alison: If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?
Hanna: I would want to live with no legs.
Alison: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Hanna. You don’t do anything.
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incorrectpll · 3 years
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Hanna: Mona, we are not mad, we are just disappointed.
Spencer: No, we are mad.
Hanna: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Spencer: No, we’re not!
Hanna: I am not a mind reader, Spencer.
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