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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Corey: *about Theo* He's either insanely brave or insanely stupid
Mason: Either way, he's insane
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Mason: I thought I told you no
Liam: But your eyes said yes
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Alec: I need to get something off my chest.
Theo: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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"When I die, I want Liam and Theo to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."
- mason hewitt (after another plan goes badly)
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Nolan: Besides my mother, you are possibly the most intimidating woman I have ever met.
Hayden: I've met your mother, she's fucking terrifying so that's a compliment!
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Monroe: There's still time to surrender.
Theo: Then feel free to do so.
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Scott: Liam, what's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?
Liam: ...raise the dead.
Scott: And what did you do?
Liam: ...raise the dead.
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Nolan: I was the one who took the hottest person in school to prom.
Liam: Because I told them you were dying.
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Scott: What's everybody thinking about?
Liam: Monroe
Theo: Calzones
Everyone: ...
Theo: I mean, uh, hell yeah, I'm thinking about calzones, okay? Does it always have to be about Monroe? She's a bad guy, we're trying to defeat her, I get it. I'm hungry.
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Mason: So, what's it like dating Nolan?
Brett: Once I asked him for water while he was mad at me, so he brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Theo: I gotta fall in love with Liam
Hayden: Why?
Theo: Because everyone I love dies!
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incorrectpuppypack · 4 months
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Liam: I’m sorry, but this time I can’t do as you say.
Mason: What do you mean “this time”?! You’ve never done what I said since you’ve been bitten!
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incorrectpuppypack · 1 year
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why did you combine Parrish, Derek, Isaac, Theo, Nolan, Eli into one family? What do they have in common?
This is real easy, because I am annoying and like inflicting my headcanons on everyone, hope this helps
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incorrectpuppypack · 1 year
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Liam: I can excuse both attempted and actual murder but I draw the line at kidnapping.
Mason: you can excuse murder??
Theo: it's not kidnapping, we'll be abducting Nolan, there's a strong difference.
Corey: we aren't abducting ANYONE!
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incorrectpuppypack · 1 year
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Something: *blows up*
Jordan: Nolan, what did you do?!
Nolan: My best.
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incorrectpuppypack · 1 year
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“I’m willing to do a lot of things, but admitting to Theo that I’m cold after he told me to bring a jacket and I didn’t isn’t one of them.”
- liam dunbar (willing to die of hypothermia on this hill of his own creation)
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incorrectpuppypack · 1 year
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Theo: Hey Nolan, i’m going to Taco Bell, do you want anything?
Nolan, sadly: I want Brett back …
Theo, counts change: I have 12 dollars.
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