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I know I know, this account is missing in action presumed dead but shockingly I still have the login.

This is a message to my fellow Sydney / NSW / Aussie onces.

It’s official, I’m seeing them in Sydney in May. I have literally waited seven years for this moment. I even managed to get VIP soundcheck.

#twice #jyp twice #this has been a psa #twice concert #twice Sydney

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Mina: All right, Momo, I need you to clear your head. Think of absolutely nothing-

Momo, immediately: Done

#twice #jyp twice #mina #momo #mimo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Dahyun: Hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Chaeyoung: Why?

Dahyun: I wanna wander around the dorm and annoy Nayeon

Tzuyu: Technically you don't actually need to know how to play it for that

Dahyun: ...

Dahyun: Tzuyu, you have opened my eyes

#twice #jyp twice #dahyun #chaeyoung #tzuyu #nayeon #maknae line #dubuchaeng #datzu #nahyun #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr #op: accio-shitpost

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Jihyo: That’s a mean question! I’m not answering that!

Jeongyeon: Come on, it’s just a question. If you had to punch someone in the group, who would you punch?

Jihyo: I’m not answering that. We’re all friends. Why would I punch anyone?

Jeongyeon: ...

Jeongyeon: It would be Sana, wouldn’t it?

Jihyo: Yeah, but I don’t know why.

#twice #jyp twice #jihyo #jeongyeon #sana #jeonghyo #jeongsa #sahyo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Tzuyu: [Speak Taiwanese]

The rest of Twice: [Nods because they don't understand]

Sana: [Speak Japanese]

All of Twice except Mina and Momo: [Nods and smile awkwardly]

Jeongyeon: [Speak Korean]

The rest of Twice: [Look at each other trying to decipher what Jeongyeon said] 

#twice #jyp twice #ot9 #tzuyu #sana #mina #momo #jeongyeon #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: original #submission

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Jeongyeon: Describe yourself in one word

Sana: Yours

Jeongyeon: Disgusting

Jeongyeon, voice cracking: Say it again

#twice #jyp twice #jeongyeon #sana #sajeong #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Nayeon: Last night I saw a face.

Jeongyeon: Did it have a nose?

Nayeon: Yeah.

Jeongyeon: Hm that does sound like a face.

#Twice #jyp twice #Nayeon #Jeongyeon #2Yeon #Incorrect Quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: scary movie #submission

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Jihyo: I hope you're not going to do anything stupid

Dahyun: I hope you're not hoping too hard

#twice #jyp twice #jihyo #dahyun #dahyo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Dahyun: Have you seen Sana? Dare I say, *french kiss*

Chaeyoung: Don't you mean *chefs kiss*?

Dahyun: I said what I said.

#twice #jyp twice #dahyun #sana #chaeyoung #saida #dubuchaeng #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: original #submission

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Jihyo: [Walking into the dorm] Oh hey, what are you reading?

Jeongyeon: It's a book on anti-gravity

Jihyo: Oh cool

Jeongyeon: Yeah, I can't put it down

Jihyo: ...

Jeongyeon: ...

Jihyo: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

#twice #jyp twice #jihyo #jeongyeon #jeonghyo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tik tok

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{Tzuyu and Nayeon arguing}

Jihyo: Hey! Stop picking on the baby!

Jeongyeon: [looking between Nayeon and Tzuyu] …Which one?

#twice #jyp twice #jihyo #tzuyu #nayeon #jeongyeon #natzu #jitzu #nahyo #2yeon #jeongtzu #jeonghyo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: original #submission

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Sana: Do you want to come over and eat what my mom made?

Mina: What'd she make?

Sana: Me

Mina: ...

#twice #jyp twice #sana #mina #2na #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Dahyun: You’re wrong!

Sana: What did you say? You wanna take this outside?? You wanna take this to the park?? You wanna look at the stars with me?? You wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??

#twice #jyp twice #sana #dahyun #saida #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr #submission

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Momo: So how was the honeymoon?

Jeongyeon: Nayeon got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Jeongyeon: She said; 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'

#twice #jyp twice #momo #nayeon #jeongyeon #2yeon #jeongmo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Sana: [reading] One of the functions of muscle is heat generation. Huh? How?

Momo: [dancing with her abs exposed]

Sana: Ooooooh, that's hot.

#twice #jyp twice #sana #momo #samo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: internet #submission

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Jihyo: What did you do?

Nayeon: Well... we were minding our own business-

Jihyo: [Slams fist on table] BULLSHIT

Sana: WE WERE!

#twice #jyp twice #jihyo #nayeon #sana #sahyo #sanayeon #nahyo #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: tumblr

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Dahyun, a human: This is Google. Anything you want to find you type it in.

Sana, a vampire: I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.

Momo, also a vampire: Yes, now Google it.

#twice #jyp twice #dahyun #sana #momo #samo #saida #mohyun #incorrect quotes #incorrect twice quotes #source: what we do in the shadows #love this movie so much #also samo as vampires is honestly the best concept #submission