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About to drive in Milan wish me luck

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Buon 25 Aprile 🫶🏻

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Auguri un buon 25 aprile a chi festeggia

E a chi non festeggia auguro di aprire un libro di storia

#25 aprile #buon 25 aprile #e ricordatevi di impiccare un fascista oggi!

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Ho sentito così tanto Sinceramente in giro (al contrario di La Noia che non sento da nessuna parte) che mi ero autoconvinta che Annalisa avesse vinto Sanremo invece che Angelina

#c'é sempre un “vincitore” di sanremo #e il vincitore di sanremo #il vero vincitore #é cosí tutti gli anni

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What?? What does this MEAN??

i saw this meme on instagram and immediately thought of them

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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#i voted rome #but i did recuse to live in rome #i live in Turin #and it's the best #Rome sucks #but Milan is so much worse

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the rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke

#my friend smoking rings #and me trying to learn

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Ok you know what? 4/20 is very american. Yes yes blaze it or whatever

Io voglio festeggiare il 10/4

Perché voglio la 104 e voglio parcheggiare sulle strisce gialle

#queue #10/4 #facciamo anche questa di stronzata #italia #italian tag #made in italy #italy #italy tag

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

#i also love how many things that are locally culturally significant are ignored #i can bestemmiare however much i like #and no one will ever tell me shit #no one can stop me #because they don't think calling god a pig is a problem #or maybe they do but you'd never hear it in conversation #a casual #porco dio #or a simple #dio cane #like...i am not gonna get banned for it #or is i say #god dog #or #swine god #it's like...nothing #for once it works in our favor but y'know

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BTS video of Joe Keery on the set of Finalmente l’alba!

This was almost too much for my heart to take after just waking up.

#hey ferb #so cosa faremo oggi

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Been watching Supernanny and S.O.S. Tata (which is basically the same thing but in Italy) to try and solve all my little gnomes attitude issues! I love them and I will probably stay with them for a lot, but they need to grow up better than they are currently doing! I can't come back home every Saturday looking like I've just been attacked by a wild animal!

Will it be useful? I have no idea!

Will I keep trying because it got personal? Absolutely!

#mh... #questa é un'idea

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New discourse - Italians can't say the word "barbarian" and its derivatives because it's a slur for non-Italians. Greeks also can't

(For legal reasons it's a joke, but I think that with popular enough account I would be able to create this discourse. Not win probably, but do some mischief)

stuff that would make numbers on twitter

#let's make it make numbers on tumblr #the question is #can Barberini say barbari?

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Anon said: This one may be stupid but mine color change so I never know

Feel free to tag your eye colour!

#im at t50 #t30 when it's really sunny and i dont wear sunglasses