happy tmobile tuesday my fellow soldiers
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white gilgamesh it’s a disaster
since beer + milk will make milk faster
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Fwiw the comic in question is in fact, made by a gay man
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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halo if everyone could take it easy and fix it all with a nice talk and a beer
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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate
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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!
also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!
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I should never be given a cursed sword because I would 100% critically recognize the horrible curse laid upon me but I’d totally give into it as a Bit. But people wouldn’t recognize it as a Bit and would just think I succumbed to the Sword’s Curse with little resistance.
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