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Jesse hates the smell of chemicals, and gets bad headaches from it. He never mentioned it to Walter, and got in trouble for “being in a bad mood”

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #walter white #headcanon #shitpost

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Jesse pinkman gets mindblanks but like serious ass mindblanks

“Why is it so bright mr white”

“Cause of the sun”

“????”

“Jesse do not tell me you forgot what the sun is”

“No……..I didn’t”

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #walter white #just remembered tumblr exists #headcanon

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btw skipping triggering scenes in your favourite shows/movies doesn’t make you less of a fan. there are still scenes in multiple of my favourite shows that i cannot/have never watched, but i still love those shows with all of my heart.

whether it triggers past experiences and trauma, your fears, your sensory issues, your migraines, or it just gives you really bad second hand embarrassment. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SKIPS SCENES IN YOUR FAVOURITE MEDIA

#fr

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Ok so surprisingly a lot of people like this idea, so I’ll make it a New Years revolution or some shit, just like, give me a few followers or something so I got a reason to do it.

Btw on holiday, will start 2023

What if I code an AI to watch the entire breaking bad franchise and track Jesse pinkman’s dialogue, and then code it to make a tumblr post daily with the information it has learnt from him so it is strangely in character

#love me breaking bad fans <3 #breaking bad #coding

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Being in controversial fandoms is so funny like watching breaking bad while drawing South Park fan art hehe kicking my feet

Btw does art go on my personal or private idk

#breaking bad #south park #controversy

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What if I code an AI to watch the entire breaking bad franchise and track Jesse pinkman’s dialogue, and then code it to make a tumblr post daily with the information it has learnt from him so it is strangely in character

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #coding #maybe i’m just dumb #probably been done

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Jane has to blend up vegetables and put them in smoothies so Jesse eats them

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #jane margolis #eat veggies

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Ok but Jesse Pinkman would have fucking loved phonk. Fight me assholes

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #headcanon #phonk music

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Jesse pinkman actually enjoyed science throughout Highschool, he just disliked the structure and strictness about it

#jesse pinkman #breaking bad #science is about asking questions #let me fucking ask them ☹️

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Its a shame we never got to see Jesse pinkmans birthday, so scribble September 24th on your calendar, so we can send out a wish to our favourite drug addicted man

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #birthday #its my birthday #happy birthday to me

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SAUL GOODMAN

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Jane Margolis loves south park, and makes Jesse watch episodes with her

#jane margolis #jesse pinkman #breaking bad #south park

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Jesse pinkman chugs hot sauce from the bottle

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #headcanon #shitpost

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Some people in this fandom are way too controlling about who else is in it. Who gives a shit if somebody likes the Dsmp or is lgbt. Can we just talk about babygirl Jesse pinkman instead

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman #autocorrect is killing me #anyways ur cool #I know ur all gay 🫶

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Jesse pinkman needs his car to be clean at all times. That is his baby, the love of this life

#breaking bad #jesse pinkman

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You know those ice cream tiny balls things? Jesse orders them in chocolate chip every chance he gets

#jesse pinkman #breaking bad

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After Janes death, Jesse pushed up blankets and pillows on his side to feel like he was being spooned.

#breaking bad #jane margolis #jesse pinkman #:( im sad