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jmriarty · 3 years
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ok but can we all agree that the best villain troupe is just this:
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[image id: drawing of a wild looking person on a baby leash, the word villain above them. another person is holding the leash, the word henchmen above them. both words are written in black and, apart from the black outline of the people, the image is white.]
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jmriarty · 3 years
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;))
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jmriarty · 3 years
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Moriarty: I’m 50% murder, 80% charm, and 70% a natural mastermind
Sherlock: that’s 200%
Moriarty: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
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jmriarty · 3 years
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threads i’m keeping:
@sniperwithasmoke w/e you wanna keep? we can start ‘new’ if you want too (something new following the other threads we’ve already done maybe)
@confoundingprinciples the big big dramatic good thread we should finish, that’s on meee
@hisarchenemy if/when you’re back we can discuss what we want to keep going with/start new possibly :)
@perdefinitio the thread where jim is actively terrorizing severin (as long as that’s cool w you guys ;)))
the 2 i have with @seonis (the 1st meeting thread and the “1st date” thread- though if we’re keeping one and not the other, definitely the date one.)
@vylingas if you want to either keep or rethink our intro thread for these two, i’m up for whatever
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jmriarty · 3 years
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i’ve decided i have too much content here to want to move- so i’m going to move forward and just tweak things from here. i’ll probably be giving the blog a soft reboot/cleanup and posting some small starters along the way to kind of revitalize the place.
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deleted everything in my inbox.
i’ll be making a list of old threads i’m keeping; and then from there those that would rather continue them or would prefer to start something new can contact me.
i’m going to have a new nav and pages in time; and new detailed npc pages (which as some of you know, i have many of).
^^^ which means i will finally have a verse page (which i badly need- i have a very specific main verse and many au’s and crossovers).
other than that, my muse itself and a lot of the headcanon i have created for him is still the same, i’m just working on getting back to bsuiness. <3
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jmriarty · 3 years
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𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆  &  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋,     WISHLIST
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jmriarty · 3 years
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jim vc: the-the-the- THE GRINCH
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jmriarty · 3 years
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what if you died and the last thing you did was make someone feel bad about themselves
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jmriarty · 3 years
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hi everyone, i’ve decided i’m going to be active here again very soon. currently just deciding if i want to continue with this account or start fresh. :) ❤️ to chat- i miss talking abt jim.
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jmriarty · 3 years
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Alexander McQueen
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jmriarty · 3 years
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you're straight?
oh fuck no, god forbid
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jmriarty · 3 years
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new alignment
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jmriarty · 4 years
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rough outline of my spn verse is as follows;
jim becomes privy to this small circle of angels and through a series of events (where i was sure he realized some things and as thus manipulated/said what he needed to accordingly-) they concede to work for him. he quiets the disquiet in his mind made by the new unknown variables by devouring as much knowledge as he can about the supernatural. this all causes him to spin a bit out of control mentally because he’s ultimately trying to... make some move, as a human, to monopolize because of his control freak tendencies sooo it’ll be interesting-
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jmriarty · 4 years
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just
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jmriarty · 4 years
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😌😌 ok slam the ❣️ to get a pesky jimmy in your inbox-
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jmriarty · 4 years
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you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess
“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”
“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”
“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”
“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”
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jmriarty · 4 years
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fuck jobs i wanna get paid just for being evil nd sexy
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