john-halo

[john-halo]

Mr. 117, did you have a cold after arriving to Cairo station? It's always sounded like that to me.

Not then, but I usually do pick something up for a couple days if I have to spend real time on Earth without the suit scrubbers. Immunity boosters can't cover everything.

#answers #health

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I think when you retire from the military, you should get a job in a library. Nothing ever goes wrong in a library!

You and me haven't been to the same libraries.

#not questions #career

[john-halo]

Not a question but if you were a cat you would probably be a hairless cat

Lot of things would be very different if I was a cat.

#not questions #animals #me

[john-halo]

boop boop boop . boops for mr halo man

Getting a lot of enthusiasm for this one today.

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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!! ❤️❤️

Thanks. I got older.

#birthday

[john-halo]

*booping that little black front piece thats holding the visor >:3

That is where my nose is.

[john-halo]

How do you feel about getting booped? Are you gonna boop anyone back, or would you prefer to abstain?

It’s fine. The number of priority notifcations I receive right now is low.

I think I’ll leave the booping in capable hands.

#answers #holiday

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Get booped, you lovely bastard❤️

Cyberbullying.

#not questions #jokes

[john-halo]

Hey chief!! On a scale on 1-10, with 10 being the best, how fun is the grappleshot?

Solid 9. Useful immediately. Rewards mastery if you can get the practice in.

The 1 I docked is for when you miss.

#answers #equipment

[john-halo]

Hello. It’s been a while.

[john-halo]

Taking questions.

Might even answer old ones. We'll see.

[john-halo]

[ You probably already noticed, but consider this blog on hold until I can get back to it. ]

[john-halo]

Hey, Chief! Fireteam Cherot and some cool SoS dudes are gonna be running KOTH Firefight sims until we physically cannot anymore. Got any words of wisdom?

For the Swords: Tell them to watch it, the sim AI draws a bigger hit profile on Sangheili.

For all of you: Might want to stop just short of collapsing.

You'll have a better day tomorrow.

#answers #wargames #advice

[john-halo]

I grew up with a lot of the action figures they made of you, didn't realize you were a real person until way later. Did the UNSC even consult you before doing any of that?

No. I'm not involved. I agreed to let them use my likeness years ago.

#answers #me #unsc

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How much can you bench without the armor?

About three times my weight.

#answers #me #strength

[john-halo]

I think you must be a very attractive man under that helmet.

Not my call to say.

#not questions

[john-halo]

You're my favorite walking tank <3

Sometimes, I even run.

#not questions