honestly the funniest thing ST could do is if ted wheeler thought mike was dating will all along. and like, just didn't care. like usual. no, actually the funniest thing would be is if he were the one to say the title drop in reference to this. karen would ask him if he was ok about mike and will dating or if he was mad or whatever, and:
"eh. stranger things have happened in this town." then he'd just go back to watching his tv.