When I ask my mom why I have trouble meeting decent guys
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well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower
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You deserve the kind of love you would give someone else.
(via politicalsexkitten)
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ambition is soooo hot like yeah tell me all about that doctorate you want
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A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that’s just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it’s a joke.
Søren Kierkegaard (via cumdeath)
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Frodo Baggins is the protagonist, but you’d better believe Samwise Gamgee is the hero
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