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the mortal instruments was a wild ass series. gay wizards. cunty vampires. angels nailed to basement floors. the heroine's father claims her boyfriend is his long lost son for like two or three books. werewolves run a chinese restaurant.

#the mortal instruments #the shadowhunter chronicles

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

#me coded

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Consent does not just apply to sex. It goes for anything. Whether that is hugs, or a pat on the shoulder, or even a handshake. 

People also do not need to disclose their trauma as validation for why they do not want to be touched. People are allowed to say “no” to any form of contact, whether they have trauma or not. 

Quit taking “please don’t touch me” as a personal attack on you. 

Respect people’s bodies. Respect their boundaries. Please. 

#things that shouldnt have to be said

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pssssst hey. hey. free and expansive database of folk and fairy tales. you can thank me later

#i love databases #free info #stories

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“I cry a lot, but I am so productive, it's an art” might just be my new motto in life

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without a doubt favourite part of bg3 is withers’ temple where every single book goes “you’re travelling with a vampire and a sharran and withers is jergal and also 50/50 you’re a bhaalspawn”

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 astarion #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 withers #withers #jergal #bg3 #dark urge #durge

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Facts.

#spn memes #dean winchester #bi memes

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Lemmings don’t jump off of cliffs unless they’re being chased. Frogs don’t stay in boiling water unless they’ve been lobotomized first. Crabs don’t pull each other back into the bucket unless they are desperately and randomly grabbing for anything to try to get themselves out, out of fear for their lives.

Actions taken in specific, negative conditions don’t exemplify the nature of all beings.

Before you mock a sheep for staying with the flock, ask what dogs nip at its heels when it strays too far, and what wolves wait just beyond the edge of the pasture.

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#writing memes

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it frustrates me to see people saying modern Gale would be an AI bro. Modern Gale would hate AI because there is no soul in it, no creativity; it is attempting to 'solve' art with math and he would find that stifling and depressing.

GORTASH IS THE AI BRO stop robbing him of his title. He would be blackmailing people with ai-cloned voices and likenesses, living his best life.

#bg3 #enver gortash #gale dekarios

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I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #jem carstairs and add it to #lord of the rings, you end up with #mentally unwell about them.

#100% accurate

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#bbc merlin and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by ldthegreen

#seems about right lol

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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1st time

2nd time

3rd time

4th time

5th time

last time

screaming, crying, fucking throwing up

#need to stab whoever thought making dean lose cas over and over again was a good idea #destiel #spn #dean winchester

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And stop tagging things as things they aren't! I know some of you want to make certain things more widespread and I totally support that but don't put national news in the fandom tags unless it's related!

seriously, if you're complaining about how much you hate [X character], please tag that stuff "anti [X character]" instead of "[X character]". Some of you don't know any better but I'm honestly convinced that some of y'all are doing it on purpose so that your flame bait gets put in front of the people who least want to see it. I'm not saying to not to whine about whatever character/ship you hate, just to tag it correctly so that the people who follow the tag cause that's their blorbo don't have to see it. Please and thank you.

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The Venn Diagram is a circle fr

im on both sides of the picture

#bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #spn #dean winchester #supernatural

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Discourse Sexyman

#feel like its 5/8 accurate