legitlionkingquotes

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Shabaha and Kiara: (*both growling*)

Shabaha: Ha! Look at you! Not so sweet all the time, are ya? You're so angry.

Kiara: I... I do no harm but take no garbage is all!

Shabaha: Aaaaadmit it! You wanna go crazy. YOU WANNA GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL!

Kiara: (*grumbles*)

Shabaha: C'moooon.

Kiara: (*lightly taps Shabaha on the muzzle*) You happy?

Shabaha: It's a start.

#source: chikn nuggit #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kiara #shabaha

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Kiara: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Kovu: It was me...

Kiara: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

#source: ??? #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kiara #kovu

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Simba: Zira, you're a sick, twisted, evil lion!

Zira: I try.

#source: robots #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #simba #zira

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Kiara: So what "special skills" should i add?

Tiifu: Martial arts.

Zuri: Gymnastics

Kion: Flirtatious hair flipping.

Kiara: Okay, i DO NOT flip my hair flirtatiously!

Kion: Oh, really? This dosen't look familiar? (imitates Kiara) Why hello, boys! My name's Kiara! Buy me some licorice and i'll give you a kiss!

Kiara: I talk NOTHING like that!

#source: victorious #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kiara obx #tiifu #zuri #kion #submission

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Janja: Kion! Are you done with your little sabotage game?

Kion: (*imitates Janja*) Done with what little sabotage game?

#source: victorious #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #janja #kion #submission

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No offense, you know that you're my best friend and i love you, but let's face it. You're a nightmare

- Kion to Bunga

#source: icarly #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kion #bunga #submission

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I'm not going to stand here and lisen to you acuse me of things i clearly did.

Janja

#source: victorious #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #janja #submission

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Kion: We have to split up.

Bunga: Split up? Split up?! When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time. Starting with the good looking comic relief guy: ME!

#source: teen titans #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kion #bunga #submission

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Makini: Hey Rafiki, how come you never got married?

Rafiki: Because I like meat too much.

Makimi: You could be married and still eat a lot of meat.

Rafiki: …

Rafiki: I didn’t know that…

#source: freakazoid #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #makini #rafiki

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Bunga: I'm not scared of anything! That's why they call me Bunga the Contagious!

Ono: It's "courageous".

Bunga: Whatever.

#submission #source: victor and valentino #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #bunga #ono

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Simba: I trust my kids. If they say they didn't do it, then they didn't do it.

(*Five minutes later*)

Simba: Alright. Which one of you did it?

#submission #source: jessie #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #simba

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Zira: Well, I'm off to bed.

Kovu: Alright.

Zira: I'll see you next morning (*leaves*)

Kovu: Goodnight. (*snores*)

Zira: (*stalks Kovu in the dark*)

Kovu: (*wakes up and sees her*) Mother, I can see you. Why are you hiding behind those rocks?

Zira: Go to sleep.

Kovu: Wha- Ugh, whatever. (*tries to sleep, glancing Zira*)

Zira: (*stares at him with her glowy eyes*)

Kovu: You're still there!

Zira: GO TO SLEEP.

#source: bread boys #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #zira #kovu #submission

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Bunga: Hey, Ono! Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Ono: Who cares? It's just gonna end in a pun.

#source: fairly odd parents #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #bunga #ono

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Kiara: I wasn't done talking!

Kion, walking away: I was done listening.

#source: victorious #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kiara #kion #submission

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Kion: Yay! I love karaoke!

Kiara: Kion!

Kion: What?

Kiara: Shh! Dad says you weren't supposed to talk!

Kion, in a singsong voice: HE DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T SING!

#source: victorious #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kion #kiara #submission

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Kion: (*stands on pride rock*) YOU HEAR THAT, PRIDELANDS? KION'S TIME HAS COME! SO LOOK OUTSIDE-

Kion: (*falls from the top*)

#source: drake and josh #incorrect quotes #tlk #the lion king #the lion guard #kion #submission