Jason: I helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet.
Tim: No you didn’t. You just laughed and took pictures!
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Donnie: Jones, haven't you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?
Casey: You cannot.
Donnie: Say "fort".
Casey: Fort?
Donnie: Now say it three times.
Casey: Fort, fort, fort.
Donnie: Spell it twice.
Casey: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Donnie: Say it two more times.
Casey: Fort, fort.
Donnie: Now what do you eat soup with?
Casey: Ha ha! FORK! Ha!
Donnie: Really? Cause I eat my soup with a spoon.
[Donnie leaves]
Mikey: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall-
Casey: I KNOW!!
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Laura, to Cooper and Lila: The two of you are grounded.
Lila: Whoa, whoa! By the two of us, I hope you mean Cooper and his imaginary friend!
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*While attending a party at the Demon Lord’s Castle*
Lucifer: Beel!! You can not eat a hotdog wearing a tuxedo!
Beel: This hotdog isn’t wearing a tuxedo?
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Steph: I have an idea.
Pete: A good one?
Steph: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
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Clove: Fine! Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Cato: Fine!
Clove: Fine!
Cato: One condition!
Clove: What?
Cato: I get to be the boyfriend!
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BLU!Engineer: Today is the worst day ever!
BLU!Soldier: Why, because we lost to RED?
BLU!Engineer: No, because it's a little humid- YES, BECAUSE WE LOST TO RED!
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Miles: Miguel hates me.
Gwen: What? I'm sure that's not true.
[Later during the meeting]
Miguel: Canon is in danger in this universe. Tell me, who wrote The Iliad?
Miles: Homer!
Miguel: Wrong. Lego Spiderman?
Lego Spiderman: Uh...Homer?
Miguel: Correct.
Miles: ???
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Steph: Rich, I don’t hate you.
Richie: But you must think I’m an idiot for dating Max.
Steph: No, that’s not why I think you’re an idiot.
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Roy: Jamie, I don't hate you.
Jamie: But you think I'm an idiot for dating Colin.
Roy: No, that's not why I think you're an idiot.
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Ruby: Weiss, we should go skydiving!
Weiss: That could be fun, why the sudden interest?
Ruby: Wellllll Iwantyoutothinkimsupercool and they say that 50% of people don't even make it to the ground!
Yang: They don't make it to the ground? Then where do they go?
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Jason: I hate teenagers.
Duke: Oh, yeah, we’re the worst.
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Sanemi: I hate teenagers.
Tanjiro: Oh yeah, we're the worst.
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Yelena: Barnes, I don’t hate you.
Bucky: But you must think I’m an idiot for dating Sam.
Yelena: No, that’s not why I think you’re an idiot.
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Amy: Are you two, like, dating now?
River: Yeah.
11: Yes, we are.
Amy: Why?
11: I happen to find River very appealing.
Amy: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HER head.
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Saix: We've got a problem with Roxas.
Axel: What? No, we just bought him that special shampoo!
Saix: This isn't a dandruff problem, Axel. This is a woman problem.
Axel:
Axel: Roxas has cramps?
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