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lilspicybitch69 · 2 months
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lilspicybitch69 · 2 months
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SAME WITH RASPBERRIES!!
Blackberries are my enemy. They're traitors.
They taste so good but then they lodge their seeds in my teeth. The scoundrels....
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lilspicybitch69 · 2 months
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since the new TMNT show is coming soon, i'd like to remind you all that Nickelodeon publicly supports Israel in its genodice against the Palestinian people. Furthermore, Nickelodeon is owned by Paramount, which donated 1M$ to Israel, all while spreading their disgusting zionist propaganda.
i don't give a fuck about how excited you are for the show, i don't give a fuck about your indecisiveness, i don't give a fuck if you don't think it will make any difference. it does, it has.
Boycott Israel and those that give it power.
(oh, and if you wanna watch the fucking show, do the grownup thing and pirate it.)
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lilspicybitch69 · 3 months
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got excited cause someone new followed me just to open the blog to see BOOBS? no thanks.
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lilspicybitch69 · 6 months
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my sims only friend is his kitchen counter.
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lilspicybitch69 · 10 months
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should i write a fic for 2012! donnie?? i have the urge as i’m currently hyperfixating on him 👁️👁️
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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I've never sent a request on tumblr (or anywhere for that matter), I hope I'm doing this right lol
Anyway, could you do like a fluffy rottmnt Donnie x male reader (because there's not enough of those) where they're close friends and they both like each other, but neither of them notice even if it's super clear, because reader isn't sure Donnie likes guys and Donnie is doing his "classic Donnie overthink" and refusing to believe reader likes him romantically. Then one day reader finally figures out Donnie doesn’t just like girls and realises they've both liked each other for a while.
I don't really know how detailed requests should be so like I understand if you can't/don't want to write this for that or any reason really, so I don't mind if you refuse/ignore this (:
This is so dang cute !!! And this song helped me give inspiration fits for these silly shy gays 😚
Too good to be true
Donnie x male reader
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Ever since you meet the turtles during one your strolls through new York you have never been happier. The four brothers along with both yokia and humans friends were a blast to hang out with.
Especially Donnie , you and him just hit the ball together and got along so well not just because you both shared similar interests IE. science , robotics , dancing and games.
But something about this purple banded mutant just pulled at your heart strings like some skilled musician on the harp.
Talking sends you feeling like your stuck in the warm embrace of space. Just playing games and accidentally brushing shoulders sends shivers down your spine. You mentally giggle like a school girl when you both geek out over the smallest details of movies.
He was just perfect and you couldn't take your eyes off him. You wanted to just hold hands and be there for him through thick n thin especially when he comes back beaten up from hero duty , heh duty .
But you were afried cause of two reasons one being your a male , two being a huge factor .....you were gay. You haven't told any of the turtles but with how April told you they supported her on being bi. You weren't scared
What you were scared of was rejection since you didn't know if Donnie was gay or straight ect. The thought of ruining your friendship with him made an awfully sinking twist feeling settle.
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For Donnie it was the same thing he adored and loved you . The way you laugh at his science jokes that often fly over his brothers head.
To your passion for the hobbies you both shared and the wonderful imagination you had to create wonderful little things. You made him a cute purple themed turtle dragon robot that helps keep his lab notes organized and keeps shelldon busy since his drone son enjoyed having a little brother
Now he would love to confess to you, he already has all the dates even wedding setting planned . But oh boy classic Donnie over think has him panicking
He and his brothers didn't know if you were even part of the LGBT group or against it.
So he was constantly taking in every little detail of your day to day interaction with him and his brothers.
You weren't the typical Chad, jock , nerd , bro or even ken type of guy or the one to over show so called queer signs.
You were pretty chill down to earth person hard to anger hard to upset and hard to get riled up
You were litterly a saint and he was smitten with that as he knows he can be sometimes too egotistical other then Leo being the most egotistical.
You never ignored or made fun of things like his brothers do , even tho it brotherly love teasing , when he rants or goes into a ramble you just there sitting all pretty and happily nodding giving excellent advice.
Oh how bad this turtle wanted to just dance with you in his favorite 80s songs and theme clothes for one night
But he couldn't stop overthinking and so he tended to not express his crush on you of fear of ruining the friendship you two held.
Better safe then sorry right ?
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Currently you had just gotten off shift and had grabbed the pizzas you so gracefully before hand ordered from the pizza place you called.
You didn't notice but a certian girl name April slipped a cute little gay flag into the pizza a sly smirk on her lips as she watched you leave to the lair.
"guys I got your pizza !" You called out loud and clear after having touched the ground of the lair entrance.
Walking to the kitchen you set the pizza boxes down and went to grab a drink from fridge humming happily seeing your favorite matcha flavored milke tea sitting fresh and cold there.
A certain turtle watched proud of himself seeing your face brighten up in a smile from the secret gift he had set.
"oh guys look isn't this cute !" Mikey chirped out as he opened the box revealing the blue pride glad sticking out from the pizza.
"well well Donnie it looks like you finally got your flag you wanted " Leo teased as he laughed dodging and catching a pizza the smart turtle threw at him.
Huffing at his twin Donnie glanced at the flag and picked it up "it is small enough that it won't take up much room in my lab " he commented not noticing you spit taking with your matcha drink.
You looked at Donnie eyes wide and stunned but quickly composed yourself acting chill "your gay don?" You asked strolling over grabbing a slice of pizza to nibble on.
It was mostly to hide your stuttering voice that threatened to reveal yourself to your crush
"well yeah " Donnie replied with a small shrug keeping his bad boy persona up to cover up the nerve wrecking mess he was.
He turned to look at you noticing the shocker star struck face you had gotten his gut twisting hoping he didn't just ruin his friendship.
"cool cool! Um AHAHA actually I'm...gay too..." you replied nervously fiddling as he gobbled the pizza slice down.
Staring at you Donnie eyes widen while his jaw drop trying to process what just happened.
His brothers in the background high three each other with grins knowing their little plan worked on outing the two gays of the family.
Then it clicked for the both of you , your interaction, bonding , the fun you both had
It was like being hit by a train and you both blushed finally figuring out you two shared a crush on each other.
Mikey went over to the radio Leo had brought and turned it on setting it some jazz music.
While Raph turned on some disco lights he and Leo hade mad from Christmas lights. The three brothers left snickering holding their share of pizzas boxes to let the two couple bond
Looking around you and Donnie were shocked to see the set up faces red and hot from embarrassment
Clearing his throat Donnie held a hand out "well am then ...may I have this dance ?" He said giving a soft nervous smile.
Softly smiling and giggling you took his hand and pulled him into a dip "you may darling" you replied smiling brightly
Oh how Donnie heart soared that night as you two enjoyed the little surprise dance date .
You couldn't have wished for any better person to be with ❣️~
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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was looking up examples of small tattoos and came across this and now I feel like I’m losing my mind 
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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for those asking i mainly specialize in x readers and head canons! as i’ve never really wrote much else but i’m willing to give it a go if you want!:]
i wanna say my requests are open so if there’s any fandoms/characters you’d like a fix for you can run it by me in my dms but off the top of my head the ones i’ll write for are
rottmnt
atlab
ofmd
lok
sander sides
saiki k
mha/bnha
demon slayer
and that’s just off the top of my head lol but any others if you think of any you are welcome to ask about!
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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i wanna say my requests are open so if there’s any fandoms/characters you’d like a fix for you can run it by me in my dms but off the top of my head the ones i’ll write for are
rottmnt
atlab
ofmd
lok
sander sides
saiki k
mha/bnha
demon slayer
inside job
sander sides
and that’s just off the top of my head lol but any others if you think of any you are welcome to ask about!
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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i wish you a pleasant evening as well ‼️‼️
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For The Walton Files fans😀🤚✨
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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So I've been seeing fat girls/chubby girls get a lot of hate from the "x chubby reader" fics and honestly I'm tired of it. Us bigger girls already have to deal with normal discrimination in our everyday lives. So when we come to Tumblr, WattPad, AO3, or whatever fic website we use, reading "x chubby reader" fics really gives us a break from all that negativity. "But Karen we don't get special x skinny reader content" bitch every fic is ALREADY x skinny reader content. Like, do yall really HATE fat people so much you don't even want them to be able to read self indulgent stories? Like you really have so much fucking hate in your heart for people you don't personally know that you have to go out of your way to cowardly anon about "x chubby reader" posts to bash on them? Fuck off. Honestly. If you're reading this, and you read/write/support "x chubby reader" fics, please share this. Let's trigger them more since they're so disgusted by big girls.
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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this is quite literally my favorite donnie fic i’ve ever read.
Hiii! ∩^ω^∩ I hope you’re doing goood, may I request a cute sudden make out session during movie night in the lair but it’s comedically interrupted by the rest of the turtles before it gets too far. With rise! Donnie x fem! Shy reader please! -soft anon
Practice ;3
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author’s note: so sorry for the wait soft anon <3 I hope this is what you were envisioning
‘[ ]’ indicates Donnie’s lingering thoughts 💭
warnings: tooth rotting fluff, slight cursing
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Donnie made sure the lair was empty that night. For he was a turtle on a mission. The two of you had been dating for a while now. Approximately, two months, one week, five days, seventeen hours, forty nine minutes and counting! And he finally felt like he was ready to take things to a new level. He wanted to kiss you, he had wanted to for a while but never felt comfortable. In the end it came down to a lot of independent research for him to finally feel like he had enough information to at least not do horribly. At least he hoped that was the case, because while he could stuff his brain full of techniques and other data, it wasn’t the same as actual practice. As far as Donnie knew you were both each other’s first but a lingering thought went through his mind. [Has she kissed anyone before?] Surely you would’ve confided to him… Donnie brushed off the thought completely.
And so movie night was a go. You had no idea of his plans. He wanted it to happen naturally even though that was exactly the opposite of what he was doing, planning it down to the t of when the movie would get a tad slow, and he would inch closer if he wasn’t already close enough, and make his move! Easier thought than done. You had announced your arrival just as the popcorn had finished popping. [She’s here!]
“Welcome Y/n! It’ll be just us tonight,” Donnie said as he carried the oversized bowl to the couch. “Well I’d hope so you did say it was a date night,” you teased as you reached for the buttery goodness, humming your appreciation as the two of you got settled on the couch. “What’re we watching?” You quipped as you sat with your feet underneath you. “Our favorite!” Donnie smirked as he clicked play, placing the bowl on the table before you both so it wouldn’t be in his lap. [She’s so beautiful!]
Donnie couldn’t help but take stolen glances your way, you looked stunning as always. Tonight you wore a lovely shade of lilac, it complimented you greatly, he adored you in any shade of his favorite color. You always carried yourself with such feminine grace that you quite frankly knocked Donnie off his feet without you even having to try! But other than that he was mainly stealing looks at your pink lips, how they would purse or pout at certain scenes. Smile or break into a fit of giggles, he thought he was done for whenever you started to nibble on your bottom lip. Donnie was so engrossed that he hadn’t heard you murmur his name. You had caught him staring! “Dee?” you said again. [Gosh she’s so cute..]
Oh Galileo was he embarrassed! “Yeah?” He replied eyes flitting upwards to meet yours as he felt his face burn. “You okay?” You asked, curious as to why he wasn’t watching the movie. “Mhm,” he said turning his face back to the big screen, holding in a sigh. Maybe tonight wasn’t the big night. Maybe he needed to recoup, reconvene, and come up with a better plan, something more full proof. You had been watching Donnie, unbeknownst to him. He was too far gone, deep in his thoughts. Overthinking everything like he does best. When he was mulling over something intently like he was now, his hands would go up absentmindedly and he’d stroke his chin or run his fingers over his mouth. [What if she doesn’t even like kissing?!]
This proved to be very distracting for you, and you found yourself staring shyly at the purple clad turtle until he came out of his reverie and his eyes darted to you. Immediately you turned back to the movie, hoping you hadn’t just been caught. But Donnie had noticed, and this game of shy gazing went back and forth like a volley of tennis before finally you broke. “Donnie?” You said leaning in close to him but facing the tv. “Yeah?” He followed suit, not looking your way but at the tv. “What have you been thinking about?” [Only you sweetheart, you consume my every thought..]
And Donnie sucked in his breath. To tell the truth or to not tell the truth? Honestly Donnie didn’t think you would turn him away, but he just didn’t want to rush things, and he didn’t want to force a kiss either. This was the major dilemma. Would you be upset if he said he had been thinking about kissing you this whole night? He cornered his resolve, “I-“ he turned to face you, eyes cast down to where your hand had inched to press against his leg. As soon as he turned he was immediately unable to speak, because you of all people had decided to take matters into your own hands. You were never this forward but something along the lines of instinct had taken over. To take the initiative and the words right out of his mouth, pressing your lips to his softly. [Donnie’s thoughts going offline]
His eyes widened, and then they closed quickly. He felt you press your lips to his again sweetly, another chaste kiss. Then a third, he found himself holding his breath, all his thoughts and the information he had collected out of the window. “Donnie?” You murmured against his lips, blushing furiously and worried that kissing wasn’t what he had wanted since he still hadn’t moved. His eyes fluttered open, staring back into yours again, before he leaned impossibly closer, initiating this time. Kissing you quickly. But before he could pull back altogether you were moving, closing the distance again and squeezing your eyes shut.
This kiss was longer, and Donnie’s eyes followed suit, he was feeling something short of breathless. Your lips felt heavenly. He felt the need to tell you how inexperienced he was. How if he could just practice with you, he would surely get better. But he kept quiet as the two of you broke away for a quick breather and then came together again, getting closer to one another and Donnie felt you tilt your head to the side allowing for more room, more access. One of his hands went up into your hair, pulling your face impossibly closer to his. Your nose brushed his snout as he lost count of how many kisses the two of you shared. “Y/n?” Donnie said, his voice sounding thick, finally questioning if he was doing a good job. “Just like that Donatello,” and his full name coming from your puffy lips was all he needed to hear, and then he remembered something, french kissing! His tongue swiped at your lower lip, asking a silent question. You parted your mouth for him and it was like fireworks went off in his brain as he tentatively explored new territory. [She tastes like the sweetest honey with a hint of popcorn heh]
French kissing was harder to maintain than he thought though, both of you became a breathless mess and had to lean back for air. You were gasping slightly and Donnie was taking deep breaths in. “We’re backkkkkk!” Mikey hollered as he entered the living room. You were scrambling backwards to put some modest distance between you and Donnie, you had practically been in his lap seconds earlier! “I thought you guys were gonna be gone for another hour?!” Donnie exasperated, as Raph walked in behind Mikey. “We were?” Raph said looking confused as he continued to make his way to his room. [Damn!]
Donnie looked at you and then at the tv and found that the credits were somehow rolling?! How long had the two of you been making out?!?! Donnie’s mind was wheeling and he had to refrain from reaching up to touch his lips. You on the other hand already had your lilac hoodie hiked up covering your mouth for good measure. This caused Donnie to shoot you a winsome smirk. “Oh what’s this?? Date night?!” Leo asked, the last to enter the lair. “No wonder you didn’t come to Run of the Mill!” Leo said wagging his nonexistent brows. [She’s acting all cute again hehe..]
Donnie rolled his eyes, if he had been honest with his brothers they all would’ve found a way to stay behind and not go out that night. Especially Leo. “Sooo what we watching??” Leo continued on, jumping onto the couch in between Donnie and you, grabbing the forgotten popcorn bowl and bringing it to his lap. “Oh oh oh let’s watch Mr. Right!” Leo said as he threw popcorn up in the air, and caught it with his mouth. “Whaattt noo let’s watch Princess and the Frog, it’s date night,” Mikey quipped as he jumped over the couch and landed on his bean bag chair. “The Notebook!” Raph called out from his room and his stomping footsteps weren’t too far behind. [Date night officially ruined…]
Donnie sighed as he gave you one last lingering glance before scrolling through his options. He couldn’t be bothered to pick something so he went with Mikey’s option who snickered as the rest of his brothers complained. No Donnie had his mind in the clouds and his telltale sign came forward again, his fingers running over his mouth. “Dude you been chewing on your lips?” Leo questioned in a whisper as the movie rolled. Donnie’s eyes widened, “What no??” He said as he grabbed for some popcorn and covered his mouth completely as he chewed. [Shit!]
Leo gave his twin a quizzical glance before turning to look at you who was the picture of guilt! Eyes trained straight ahead, leaning back into the couch as far as possible and hiding not so subtly in your hoodie. Leo connected the dots easily. “Bunch of smoochers~” he teased under his breath which earned him a poke in his side from you and a robotic punch in the arm from one of Donnie’s robo hands. “Ow- alright alright!!! Mercy!!”
Leo was hushed by Mikey and Raph who were none the wiser of what was happening on the couch. Leo grumbled something about couples before finally paying attention to the disney film. Which allowed for Donnie to whip out his phone shooting you a quick text.
‘More practice in my lab? After the movie?’-dee💜
‘I’ll be there 😚’-y/n
The movie couldn’t end fast enough!
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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THIS IS SO CUTE IM ALMOST IN TEARS. /pos
Could you maybe do a Donnie x reader where the reader confesses their feelings? Idk why but I like confession headcanons and one shots lol
I love those too!!!
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You made been working up the courage all day to tell donnie how you felt,Mikey had given you a pep talk earlier to give you a boost. You walk into donnie's lab full ready to confess. "Alright! I can do this" you thought "Oh Hello Y/n" "....never mind i cant do this." You smile and wave trying to not to blush and just scream that you love him. As soon as he looked at you all of your new found confidence had melted away. You sat down on one of the bean bag chairs cursing yourself for even thinking this was a good idea. You quietly started doodling in your notes app to calm yourself and thinking of ways to tell mikey that you didn't do it.
" So..you left one of your notebooks in here "
" I did?"
He nodded and he handed you the notebook you had titled " POEMS AND WRITING" In bold green pen. One page was folded and it hit you. One of the ways mikey said confessing was good was through a love letter. And you wrote it down but never tore it out and delivered it! "Um..did you..read it?"
" When I noticed it in here I was just gonna give it back but when I picked it up a page had my name on it so I got curious "
" Look donnie..you don't have to accept my feelings. I understand if you do-"
"Read the note."
"Huh?"
" I left you note on the next page. Read it "
You flipped to the next page and what you saw almost made you cry. It was heartfelt note saying that he felt the same and that he's loved you for ages. When you looked up he had this sweet but soft smile on his face.
" You..could have just told me..donnie" you giggled
" I could say the same thing about you. "
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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another rottmnt fic idea‼️‼️ imagine Y/N is a music artist and often writes about their feelings and one day they’re performing it on stage at a concert and donnie ( or since i already did one for donnie i could just do it for any of the brothers ) are confused about who you’re singing about and then after the show you confess to them:]
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lilspicybitch69 · 1 year
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💜 Donnie X Reader 💜
Summary: donnie and you are going on your first date. Donnie is sure you’re a great person, but his brothers? not so much. They ( raph ) take it upon themselves to protect their brother, and watch you two on your date.
A/N: this is my first fic on tumblr and i’m scared shitless rn 💀 but a lot of people wanted to see this so enjoy! also pardon any grammar mistakes i’m terrible at grammar ‼️‼️
Donnie was getting ready for his date with you! doing his eyebrows, picking out an outfit, and making sure he looked as charming as ever. He was a little scared, but he knew you were kind and caring and wouldn’t judge him. But his brothers weren’t as sure. Watching donnie from a far they were slowly concocting a plan. “ We need to do something! Donnie cant go alone. “ “ but it’s a date raph! he’ll never let us go with him. “ mikey had a point, it WAS a date and knowing donnie, he’d want them as far away as possible. “ what if we snuck around? he’d never know we were there. “ at last the three of them agreed on a plan. after a few more minutes of donnie grooming himself to perfection, he was ready to go. “ Well brothers, i am ready to depart for my date. “ he had put a special emphasis on date “ Alright donnie, be careful. “ raph pat his head a couple times and donnie recoiled. “ yeah yeah. remember if you’re gonna go out, stay FAR away from me and Y/N “ As they’d expected he wanted them to not be close. But little did he know they were gonna be closer then he could imagine. the moment he left they silently followed. Being as quiet as they could. Which wasn’t very quiet. They followed him to the restaurant before donnie stopped suddenly, and turned around. they had just enough time to hide but donnie KNEW something was up. he was about to check his brothers locations- “ hey!! donnie! “ suddenly you ran up to him. “ what’re you doing? “ he put his arm behind his back to hide his screen. “ oh! i was just.. checking this time? “ “ okay! let’s go “ you tried to hold his hand which rendered him speechless and stiff as a board, but he wanted to make you happy. so he let you hold his hand anyway. “ look! Y/Ns forcing donnie to hold their hand! disgusting. “ as you both walked into the restaurant, the three brothers followed. sitting in the booth just behind you two. Donnie couldn’t hamm’s shake the feeling his brothers were near. “ i’ll be back i have to… use the bathroom. “ as he went to the bathroom you sat silently, wondering who was in the next booth with the red bandana. and why they were so.. large? As donnie entered the bathroom he hurriedly checked his brothers locations and was MORTIFIED to see that they were in the restaurant. So, he texted them.
what do you think your doing?!
Protecting you! clearly you needed it.
Yeah! they forced you to hold their hand AND go out in public!
What’s next they’re gonna force you to kiss them?
donnie sat with a slightly heated face at the thought of kissing you but, dismissed it quickly. he didn’t want to be gone for to long and returned to your table. “ hey! i ordered for you i hope that’s okay. “ donnie nodded and could help but sweat knowing his brothers could ruin this at any given moment. “ you okay? you look.. worried? “ “ yeah! everything perfectly fine. uh.. you look lovely. “ His distraction had worked, as you clearly forgot about his worried look. After you got your food he checked his messages, his phone had been blowing up. can you guess who was texting?
donnie get out of there! i don’t trust them.
donnie ignored this message, and tried to quickly read the rest of them. “ everything okay donnie? “ he debated silently for a minute, thinking about how to respond. “ wait just a minute! “ the tall person who’d been sitting in the booth near the two of you finally stood up. “ yeah! leave our poor brother alone! “ you looked at donnie and could see how absolutely mortified he was that his brothers were here. “ .. did i do something wrong?.. “ “ no no they’re just being idiots. as usual. “ all three brothers gasped “ dearest brother, we are trying to protect you! “ “ from me ? “ donnie wasnt quite sure how to defend you to his brothers, or vice versa. “ you forced him to hold your hand! he doesn’t even like physical touch! “ you looked at donnie, and he looked a little ashamed. “ sorry i didn’t tell you Y/N.. “ “ donnie.. if you didn’t like physical touch you could’ve told me “ donnie looked up at you and his brothers all stared “ he didn’t tell you? “ “ considering that was just established, no i didn’t tell them. “ after sitting down and talking, all four of them became more sure of you. Mikey, Leo, and Raph, were sure that you were the perfect person for their brother.
okay hope this lived up to everyone’s expectations! got a bit tired at the end so sorry if it’s not as good or ooc but there’s my fan fic ‼️‼️
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