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||YANDERE DEITY x GN READER THAT COULD’T CARE LESS.||

Guess who finally got motivated enough to write something so the blog wouldn't die before it even started!

Warnings!:

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Reader is referred to as y/n or you. Yan (Erebus) is possessive, clingy, a *possible* murderer, a little bit of a creep,and very horny(Obviously). He refers to you as his bride/housewife regardless of gender. Slightly suggestive at the end. Note that this was rushed and might not be of best quality, and also not proof read because I'm lazy as fuck!

You always dreaded walking home every single night, from your awful dead end job. You always hated it but you still had to do it, you were broke..and didn’t have enough funds to move from the sleepy town, practically a village you were born in. They still worshipped that useless god, Erebus… he hasn’t even showed up to this damn town in nearly a century, but they still believe in that jackass.

You always tried praying to him copying your parents when you were younger, but to no avail. But the last straw was when you father was dying and he did absolutely nothing to help you, so ever since you were 14 you didn't believe in that bullshit anymore.

Finally you made it into your crappy apartment, no company except for your cats cookies & cream. He locked the door behind you, and got changed into pajamas. You were going to eat ice cream and eat your woes away before you started to hear sounds coming from somewhere.

You wearily investigated, still tired from work. You looked almost everywhere, before deciding to look in your bedroom again, just to make sure no one was trying to kill you or something.

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Flash back!

His father kicked him out. Well not exactly kicked him out more like, he's not allowed to come back for a few centurys at best. That's what he gets for ignoring the many towns and villages he's supposed to look after.

He landed in the middle of the street, last thing he heard was from his father. Don't come back until your lazy ass decides to be a deity, or get's someone to like you asshole!

Erebous decided to do the logical thing for someone like himself, break into someone's house and when they realize he's their deity, make him live with him until he finds how to get back on his feet.

Unfortunately for him he broke into the house of the only one in town that hates his guts.…Y/N

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Back to present time!

When you figured out it was nothing and turned your back around, your face instantly turned into scowl. It was that asshole, Erebus.

But instead of turning on the charm and trying to convince you to let him stay, he was completely love struck. He was standing there in complete awe at your beauty, how could a mortal be so beautiful?!

You then started to speak in a very annoyed tone. "How the fuck did you get in my house?!"

"Uhm...uhh…don't you know who I am? He clears his throat, and speaks in a manner so he could hopefully express you "I'm your beloved deity, Erebus! And lucky for you, I need a place to stay. So if you would-"

You stop him mid sentence. "If could you could get the fuck out of my house.I don't want you here so try and find someone dumber than me please." "He frowns, he did want to do this the easy way. Erebus wanted to make you his, he wanted to eventually take you back to the heavens with him and make you his significant other, his old one was getting boring anyway. "Make me." You stand there arms crossed, and he laughs almost as of making fun of you...but not on purpose, he would never do that to his future bride. "Hmph, I guess I'll make myself comfortable. I'm not leaving anytime soon my little dove." He sits at your couch still clearly staring at you"This is absolute bullshit." You said loudy, you couldn't force him to leave, he could easily crush you even with his demoted status. You went to find him somewhere to stay, you didn't want him sleeping with you nor or the couch. You somehow found a extra room in your tiny apartment. You told him he to stay there untill he decided to leave (he wouldn't dare)

Time skip, next day.

You woke up expecting to see your cats next to you keeping you warm, but to your surprise you found Ebebus sleeping next to you and cuddling you?..You quickly got up, flustered but still frustrated from yesterday.He woke up not sensingyou warmth, and you had to admit as much as you hated him he looked...handsome...no, you are not falling for him."Morning my little housewife, I guess I might've snuck into your bed, my apologies. That room was cold, and I noticed when you were leading me to that small bedroom you were very warm. I couldn't help myself dove." He says trying his hardest to be as flirty as possible to convince you to like him. You rolled your eyes at his choice of words and spoke in the same annoyed tone as last night"ugh... listen I need to go to work in four- a hour?--shit!"

As much as you hated your job you couldn't afford to be late. You ran out your bedroom and into your bathroom to change, you forgot to shut the door, forgetting that he could see the bathroom though the bedroom . Not respecting your privacy one bit he decided to peek at you changing, to prove himself right or wrong… and gods was he right, as he watched you change for a brief moment, he confirmed that the rest of your body was as beautiful as the parts he already saw. As soon as you got out the bathroom, you were pinned to the wall by him. He has a visable smirk on his face as he enjoys you being helpless against him. Dispute your best efforts to be let go of his grip they go to no avail. "Y'know this is no good, my little housewife..your pretty face going to work everyday at job you don't even to need to go at anymore. Now that I'm here you won't need to work a day, leave that to me sweetheart."He was rich, richer that you could even imagine, you'd be set for life if you decided to date him.You’d tried to argue back about this,but he throws you back onto the bed, and lays down next to you cuddling you once again.

You awake again, you look around and see your wearing something different from your work uniform. A oversized shirt, and shorts? You figured that this had to be the work of Ebebus, he wasn't kidding when he said when he said he'd make you his housewife. When you thought this over, you blushed realizing that he stripped you to make you change. He woke and held you tighter, you turned your head to see him smiling in pure delight.

"My dove, while you were asleep I found out about where you worked. Let's just say that you won't be working anytime soon. Now I was waiting for you to get up so we could get inmate." You couldn't even process the information before he took off what you assumed to be his shirt off of you. He then let his hands wonder all over your body, he was ready to be inmate all right. And it seems that he was growing on you already.

Sorry that this was kinda long and may not make much sense. I finished making this when it was really late so tell me if there is anymistakes or you have any tips for me!

Thanks for reading! ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

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