Detective, you’re interrupting my punishment.
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Lucifer: Season 1 DVD coming August 23rd.
Filled with the full 13 episodes along with great special features.
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is the shadowhunters show good?
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chloe & lucifer — hand holding
1x04 - “Don’t, please.”
1x05 - “I don’t need you to stand up for me.”
1x10 - “Why don’t you have a seat over here and tell me all about it.”
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It’s not fair. People claim to know you through the things you’ve done, and not by sitting down and listening to you speak for yourself.
Hannah Kent, Burial Rites
(via wordsnquotes)
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Every Episode of Lucifer so far
Detective Douche: What is he doing here?
Chloe: Who? omg Lucifer what are you doing here?
Lucifer: You need my help and I want to have sex with you lol
That kid: Hi Lucifer!
Lucifer: Ew, a child
NEXT SCENE
Chloe: Lucifer you can't be here
Lucifer: What is it you desire?
Suspect: *Says something helpful to the plot*
Chloe: How'd you do that? Tell me the truth
Lucifer: I've literally been telling I'm the devil since the day we've met.
Chloe: I know. But tell me the truth.
Lucifer: *Looks at the camera like Jim from 'The Office'
FINAL SCENE
That angel guy: Dad said to go back to Hell
Lucifer: No fuck off
Mazikeen: Lucifer can we pleaseeee go back to Hell?
Lucifer: No
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