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my broether…..inhave located you…..

OH NY GOD HOW DID YOU DO RHAT??

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the most unrealistic thing that happened in supernatural was john going to heaven

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you have no idea how insane it was that, about a year ago when i brought up my interest in the cw’s supernatural, my therapist said, and i fucking quote, “Oh no, Vin…” in a voice so disappointed you’d have thought i just insulted him

#i still think about this often and its veen a year #supernatural #spn #destiel #deancas

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rewatching and engaging w spn for the first time in months is such a strange feeling. i havent thought about these characters in so long but early seasons sam winchester is stuck in a time loop and i want to grab him by his neck like a jack russell terrier and shake him

#forgot how much i loved this little guy #spn #supernatural #sam winchester #sammyyy:)

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call me jimmy novak the way im suddenly thinking only of cas.

#next thing yk im gonna be sticking my hand into the pasta water #also hi i havent posted in six months but i started rewatching the show again so hello #im back kind of?? maybe??? #spn #supernatural #jimmy novak #castiel

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help i was gone for six months i am back hello

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sastiel are so weird girl bestie vibes

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“cas should have had a grindr account” weak. i think there should have been a scene where the grindr notification sound goes off and all three of them jump and pat their pocket on reflex.

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i was just thinking the other day about supernatural but it's set in the middle ages and dean and cas just kissed for the first time and dean cradles cas' face and goes " angel i would follow you to the ends of the earth right where there is a fall into the void and a serpent that eats anyone that dares to go there" and cas says "actually the earth is round but i love you too" and dean has a crisis "no serpent either?" and cas simply shakes his head "...damn"

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In 2013, I went to a supernatural convention. After it ended, I was loitering in the parking lot, looking for cigarette butts. Jensen and Jared were both exiting the building, jeans and flannels and all. They were talking about M*sha. Jensen called Mi*ha a bad word for gay men (not that one) and Jared said, and I quote, "Hey dude, not true." The fact that you support Dean over Sam means that you support a homophobe with a bad gaydar. If you have any respect for the gay community, you need to support Sastiel. You have been warned.

"(not that one)" ????? WHICH WORD WAS IT THEN?????????????

#this would’ve done numbers in 2020 it’s such bad copypasta it’s iconic #<- stealing tags because its so true

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and sorry to the deangirls and casgirls that follow me for the sam posting. but i really do think bloodfreak and post-blood drinking era sam should’ve had more physical consequences for all the demonic digestion. like. can’t step foot on holy ground. gets a little bit stuck passing over devils traps. priest collars burn him a little bit. food is suddenly too salty to consume normally. etc. not just for the visuals but i think it’d be something wildly painful for sam, who’d previously been the faith-in-god, prayers every night brother. while he’s watching faithless non-believer dean be singled out as heavens greatest weapon.

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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

#we need to pick some random detective and make them a celebrity #becuase world famous detective should be a real thing

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hey guys don't put metal in the microwave 👍

#is this a general statement or did something bad happen

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if they were allowed to swear on supernatural that would've been a fun opportunity to introduce lore that angels can't swear like what happens when you're in heaven in the good place. cas would be like "dean, it appears that we're in, uh.." "deep fucking shit?" "an unfortunate situation, yes"

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dean winchester was so fucking crazy stupid for asking what broke the connection. buddy you're on your knees telling a man that you need him. i know you know blowjob imagery when you see it dont play dumb with me boy

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#macking cas in the michael wave

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ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop