happy birthday to me / zolloc.com
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{This user God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man}
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mintberry crunch by gavin.
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i have been laughing at this for an HOUR someone help me
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i refuse to believe he’s real
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what she says: I'm fine
what she means: and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired. and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. and then I fired, and I missed. this went on for several hours. and then I fired. and then I missed. and then I was out of bullets. and then I got sad. I had a popsicle. and then I passed out in the snow. and then I woke up. and then I reloaded. and then I fired. and then I missed. I missed again. I fired. I hit something, but it wasn't what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. had another popcicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. oh, so she can pick a snowball fight with 'em. I threw up a snowball at 'em. I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun. that's my secret weapon. I missed. yeah, she's really something. I threw a snowball at her. I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popcicle stick in my mouth. don't piss me off woman. I'll take a swing you, I'll miss though. I guarantee it. then I'll take another swing. and I'll miss. then I'll have myself a popcicle. would you care for a popcicle? just don't bring it into the sauna. I reached into the fridge for another popcicle. I missed. I got the cabbage. I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. long story short, missed.
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dollwithagun: I woke up like dis.
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Let’s Play Minecraft – Episode 199 – 1.9.0 Update
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Pizza’s on the way.
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LAWRENCES ANIME DOLL FELL ON THE GROUND AND MATT YELLS ‘THATS WHERE IT BELONGS! THATS WHERE IT BELOOOONGS’
WE DONT DESERVE MATT PEAKE!!!!!
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CR1T WHAT THE FUCK
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someone who doesn’t watch rooster teeth explain this
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Fuck
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