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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.

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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

#tumblr

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#boeing #they're in every industry #this is what bonus incentives do #get it and leave

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i crocheted some v-day coasters ♥️

#crochet #heart #coaster

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My job wants us to use AI more, not for official art or anything, but to do grunt work. But they've made AI so human it's failing basic math, while knowing it's able to do better.

You get an absolutely insane answer and you can go "does that look right to you?" and it goes"no :(" and then calculates the right answer.

#AI #it's got anxiety #math #if it takes 80 people 5 minutes to move 800 boxes #how many people do you need to move all boxes in one minute #ill give you a hint : it's NOT 10 people

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

#this is just what some foals are like #horse poll

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#im missing the most valid option #yes and I use it but NEVER for clothes

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Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

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People should use this text embellishment more

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

#fish #unicode #𓆑

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

#robot vacuum #vacuum #shadow realm #mirror

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Amazing forced perspective mosaic siding.

Photo via Jamie's Garden Shop

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I bought a Thing

#distract a coworker #pangur

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Me @ everyone rn:

Dracula daily starts in just a couple weeks!

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oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year

#dracula daily #it begins

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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

#batman